- 2016 — Arrivederci Ragazzo
- 2015 — The Steves
- 2014 — Snowpiercer
- 2013 — Y'all are Dicks
- 2012 — Daerp
- 2011 — The Brooklyn Dorps
- 2010 — Boner
- 2009 — The Spains
- 2008 — Nigel and Kygel
- 2007 — Team Satan
- 2006 — The Crunkateers
- Jared
- 2018 — Geriatric Gambino
- 2019 — pornhub.com/joeymart
- 2020 — I WON THE LEAGUE!!!!
- 2021 — Eat Foot
- 2022 — No Worries If Not!
- 2023 — No Worries If Not!
DEF NOT LAST
10th place (6-8-0)
DEF NOT LAST finished the 2017 season in 10th place after a regular season 10th place finish with 1,174.24 points and a 6-8-0 record. DEF NOT LAST drafted 11th and made 16 roster moves throughout the season.
| Week 1 |
DEF NOT LAST 58.10 | L |
| Joey Martin.com 81.64 | ||
| Week 2 |
DEF NOT LAST 93.74 | W |
| Refrigerator Raiders 83.18 | ||
| Week 3 |
DEF NOT LAST 94.58 | L |
| DEF IN CONTENTION 113.76 | ||
| Week 4 |
DEF NOT LAST 95.98 | L |
| Crooked Joey 105.08 | ||
| Week 5 |
DEF NOT LAST 100.62 | W |
| Llunsford's Llamas 83.06 | ||
| Week 6 |
DEF NOT LAST 67.02 | L |
| Joey Martin's Heroes 86.54 | ||
| Week 7 |
DEF NOT LAST 49.22 | L |
| NAH BRO 77.92 | ||
| Week 8 |
DEF NOT LAST 70.88 | L |
| Order 69 93.64 | ||
| Week 9 |
DEF NOT LAST 79.92 | W |
| ♘ Chess 79.06 | ||
| Week 10 |
DEF NOT LAST 118.26 | W |
| ———————————————— 80.26 | ||
| Week 11 |
DEF NOT LAST 66.64 | L |
| CatInAJoeySuit 82.88 | ||
| Week 12 |
DEF NOT LAST 68.36 | L |
| Joey Martin.com 74.16 | ||
| Week 13 |
DEF NOT LAST 118.86 | W |
| Refrigerator Raiders 97.20 | ||
| Week 14 |
DEF NOT LAST 92.06 | W |
| DEF IN CONTENTION 78.64 | ||