- 2010 — Radon
- 2011 — Poo Pride
- 2012 — States Rights
- 2013 — West Coast Defence
- 2014 — Poop on a Stick
- 2015 — Sterile Technique
- 2016 — Can't Stump The Joey
- 2017 — Order 69
- 2018 — The Lotus Eaters
- 2019 — The Lotus Eaters
- 2020 — A Family of Deer
- 2021 — The Atlanta Braves World Serie
- 2022 — UnitedFC
- 2023 — The Blue Dawgs
- 2024 — The Keyshawn Johnsons
- 2025 — Jackson Fart
The Dirty Hippies
3rd place (11-3-0)
The Dirty Hippies finished the 2009 season in 3rd place after a regular season 1st place finish with 1,287 points and a 11-3-0 record. The Dirty Hippies drafted 7th and made 45 roster moves throughout the season.
| Week 1 |
The Dirty Hippies 118 | W |
| Thai Tigers 89 | ||
| Week 2 |
The Dirty Hippies 79 | W |
| Gucci Onyewus 71 | ||
| Week 3 |
The Dirty Hippies 48 | W |
| The Ocelots 45 | ||
| Week 4 |
The Dirty Hippies 37 | L |
| The Brown Bears 67 | ||
| Week 5 |
The Dirty Hippies 53 | L |
| The Spains 109 | ||
| Week 6 |
The Dirty Hippies 142 | W |
| Chillllllld Pleaseee 93 | ||
| Week 7 |
The Dirty Hippies 98 | W |
| Refrigerator Raiders 88 | ||
| Week 8 |
The Dirty Hippies 76 | W |
| Malware bite 75 | ||
| Week 9 |
The Dirty Hippies 77 | L |
| The Dinostars 81 | ||
| Week 10 |
The Dirty Hippies 78 | W |
| Amazing Skillsets 28 | ||
| Week 11 |
The Dirty Hippies 118 | W |
| ENORMOUS by E Harris 81 | ||
| Week 12 |
The Dirty Hippies 116 | W |
| Thai Tigers 60 | ||
| Week 13 |
The Dirty Hippies 113 | W |
| Gucci Onyewus 35 | ||
| Week 14 |
The Dirty Hippies 134 | W |
| The Ocelots 91 | ||
| Playoffs | ||
| Week 15 |
The Dirty Hippies 78 | L |
| Thai Tigers 115 | ||
| Week 16 |
The Dirty Hippies 107 | W |
| The Brown Bears 67 | ||