2006 — present

Willie

Willie has played in each of the league's 20 seasons, managing a team since the CPFFL's inaugural 2006 season.

Year Team Name Finish Record Points
2006 The Level 60 Orcs 5 6-7-1 903
2007 Level 70 Senior 7 4-10-0 970
2008 The Level 60 Orcs 5 7-7-0 1261
2009 Gucci Onyewus 12 0-14-0 820
2010 Spending My Cheese 10 5-9-0 978
2011 Musical Cognac 4 8-5-1 1280
2012 Legitimate 6 8-6-0 1236
2013 Pump and Dump 5 6-8-0 1250
2014 Too Real 2 9-5-0 1443
2015 The Come Up 6 8-6-0 1246
2016 The Level 60 Orcs 1 10-4-0 1428
2017 NAH BRO 2 8-6-0 1364.74
2018 SHAWTY I DONT MIND 7 7-7-0 1360.84
2019 Rubbing is Racing 7 6-8-0 1149.40
2020 The Seminal Vesicles 1 11-3-0 1585.68
2021 Biden for Heisman 12 6-8-0 1273.84
2022 Jump Humpers 10 5-9-0 1202.46
2023 The Octos 11 6-8-0 1179.38
2024 Fat Pickles 2 7-7-0 1389.14
2025 Low Key Goated 6 5-5-0 1016.70
Total 132-142-2 24337.18
Avg 6 7-7-0 1217
Opponent Record Willie's pts (avg) Opponent's pts (avg)
Curran 10-8-0 1679.04 (93) 1535.7 (85)
Edwin 17-11-0 2561.44 (91) 2475.68 (88)
Isaac 12-20-0 2857.82 (89) 3136.4 (98)
Jack 17-17-0 2890.86 (85) 2891.76 (85)
Jared 16-10-0 2382.54 (88) 2203.72 (82)
Joe 12-9-0 1966.92 (89) 1976.52 (90)
Joey 9-15-0 2047.66 (85) 2088.12 (87)
Lowell 15-15-0 2801.48 (90) 2752.12 (89)
Madison 9-15-0 2046.84 (85) 2164.06 (90)
Matt 5-2-0 628 (90) 639 (91)
Nico 1-0-0 58 (58) 43 (43)
Noah 11-18-0 2478.44 (85) 2853.38 (98)
Patrick 11-8-0 1750.88 (88) 1747.3 (87)
Philip 6-5-1 994 (83) 1000 (83)
Sarah 1-4-0 429.34 (86) 542.72 (109)
Tyler 1-0-1 122 (61) 114 (57)