2006 — present

Jared

Jared has played in each of the league's 11 seasons, managing a team since the CPFFL's inaugural 2006 season.

Year Team Name Finish Record Points
2006 The Crunkateers 8 5-8-1 840
2007 Team Satan 2 9-5-0 1295
2008 Nigel and Kygel 10 4-10-0 1053
2009 The Spains 7 7-7-0 1229
2010 Boner 12 3-11-0 1071
2011 The Brooklyn Dorps 7 8-6-0 1258
2012 Daerp 2 10-4-0 1402
2013 Y'all are Dicks 3 8-5-1 1334
2014 Snowpiercer 7 5-9-0 1358
2015 The Steves 1 8-6-0 1253
2016 Arrivederci Ragazzo 9 6-8-0 1053
Total 73-79-2 13146
Avg 6 7-7-0 1195
Opponent Record Jared's pts (avg) Opponent's pts (avg)
Curran 6-6-0 1183 (99) 1104 (92)
Edwin 5-9-0 1124 (80) 1051 (75)
Isaac 8-8-0 1339 (84) 1414 (88)
Jack 8-7-1 1370 (86) 1309 (82)
Joe 1-1-0 121 (61) 98 (49)
Joey 9-7-0 1401 (88) 1520 (95)
Lowell 9-8-0 1447 (85) 1558 (92)
Madison 10-6-0 1434 (90) 1248 (78)
Matt 5-7-0 1052 (88) 1051 (88)
Nico 1-2-0 182 (61) 209 (70)
Noah 5-11-0 1375 (86) 1507 (94)
Patrick 1-2-0 274 (91) 256 (85)
Philip 5-6-0 886 (81) 947 (86)
Tyler 0-0-1 58 (58) 58 (58)
Willie 8-7-0 1268 (85) 1158 (77)