2006 — present

Jared

Jared has played in each of the league's 14 seasons, managing a team since the CPFFL's inaugural 2006 season.

Year Team Name Finish Record Points
2006 The Crunkateers 8 5-8-1 840
2007 Team Satan 2 9-5-0 1295
2008 Nigel and Kygel 10 4-10-0 1053
2009 The Spains 7 7-7-0 1229
2010 Boner 12 3-11-0 1071
2011 The Brooklyn Dorps 7 8-6-0 1258
2012 Daerp 2 10-4-0 1402
2013 Y'all are Dicks 3 8-5-1 1334
2014 Snowpiercer 7 5-9-0 1358
2015 The Steves 1 8-6-0 1253
2016 Arrivederci Ragazzo 9 6-8-0 1053
2017 DEF NOT LAST 10 6-8-0 12
2018 Geriatric Gambino 11 5-9-0 12
2019 is meatball an fruit 11 1-5-0 6
Total 85-101-2 13176
Avg 7 6-7-0 941
Opponent Record Jared's pts (avg) Opponent's pts (avg)
Curran 7-9-0 1187 (70) 1108 (65)
Edwin 5-12-0 1127 (63) 1054 (59)
Isaac 11-9-0 1343 (64) 1419 (68)
Jack 9-9-1 1373 (72) 1312 (69)
Joe 3-1-0 123 (25) 100 (20)
Joey 9-9-0 1403 (74) 1522 (80)
Lowell 10-10-0 1450 (69) 1561 (74)
Madison 12-8-0 1438 (72) 1252 (63)
Matt 5-7-0 1052 (88) 1051 (88)
Nico 1-2-0 182 (61) 209 (70)
Noah 6-13-0 1378 (69) 1510 (76)
Patrick 2-3-0 276 (46) 259 (43)
Philip 5-6-0 886 (81) 947 (86)
Tyler 0-0-1 58 (58) 58 (58)
Willie 8-11-0 1271 (67) 1162 (61)