2006 — present

Jared

Jared has played in each of the league's 18 seasons, managing a team since the CPFFL's inaugural 2006 season.

Year Team Name Finish Record Points
2006 The Crunkateers 8 5-8-1 840
2007 Team Satan 2 9-5-0 1295
2008 Nigel and Kygel 10 4-10-0 1053
2009 The Spains 7 7-7-0 1229
2010 Boner 12 3-11-0 1071
2011 The Brooklyn Dorps 7 8-6-0 1258
2012 Daerp 2 10-4-0 1402
2013 Y'all are Dicks 3 8-5-1 1334
2014 Snowpiercer 7 5-9-0 1358
2015 The Steves 1 8-6-0 1253
2016 Arrivederci Ragazzo 9 6-8-0 1053
2017 DEF NOT LAST 10 6-8-0 1174.24
2018 Geriatric Gambino 11 5-9-0 1163.64
2019 pornhub.com/joeymart 10 5-9-0 1303.18
2020 I WON THE LEAGUE!!!! 9 6-8-0 1251.52
2021 Eat Foot 2 9-5-0 1393.70
2022 No Worries If Not! 11 6-8-0 1247.10
2023 No Worries If Not! 7 6-7-0 1189.52
Total 116-133-2 21868.9
Avg 7 6-7-0 1215
Opponent Record Jared's pts (avg) Opponent's pts (avg)
Curran 9-9-0 1666.4 (93) 1642 (91)
Edwin 11-14-0 2171.2 (87) 1975.3 (79)
Isaac 13-14-0 2416.38 (89) 2537.7 (94)
Jack 11-12-1 2092.42 (84) 2105.86 (84)
Joe 6-3-0 760.72 (85) 686.04 (76)
Joey 13-12-0 2221.86 (89) 2357.42 (94)
Lowell 12-13-0 2123.62 (85) 2332.16 (93)
Madison 15-12-0 2428.96 (90) 2326.64 (86)
Matt 5-7-0 1052 (88) 1051 (88)
Nico 1-2-0 182 (61) 209 (70)
Noah 11-15-0 2234.54 (86) 2384.96 (92)
Patrick 5-5-0 987.28 (99) 995.24 (100)
Philip 5-6-0 886 (81) 947 (86)
Sarah 1-3-0 376.94 (94) 447.3 (112)
Tyler 0-0-1 58 (58) 58 (58)
Willie 9-16-0 2054.02 (82) 2155.6 (86)