2006 — present

Jared

Jared has played in each of the league's 15 seasons, managing a team since the CPFFL's inaugural 2006 season.

Year Team Name Finish Record Points
2006 The Crunkateers 8 5-8-1 840
2007 Team Satan 2 9-5-0 1295
2008 Nigel and Kygel 10 4-10-0 1053
2009 The Spains 7 7-7-0 1229
2010 Boner 12 3-11-0 1071
2011 The Brooklyn Dorps 7 8-6-0 1258
2012 Daerp 2 10-4-0 1402
2013 Y'all are Dicks 3 8-5-1 1334
2014 Snowpiercer 7 5-9-0 1358
2015 The Steves 1 8-6-0 1253
2016 Arrivederci Ragazzo 9 6-8-0 1053
2017 DEF NOT LAST 10 6-8-0 1174.24
2018 Geriatric Gambino 11 5-9-0 1163.64
2019 pornhub.com/joeymart 10 5-9-0 1303.18
2020 I WON THE LEAGUE!!!! 9 6-8-0 1251.52
Total 95-113-2 18038.58
Avg 7 6-8-0 1203
Opponent Record Jared's pts (avg) Opponent's pts (avg)
Curran 9-9-0 1666.4 (93) 1642 (91)
Edwin 7-13-0 1625.68 (81) 1575.78 (79)
Isaac 11-11-0 1900.06 (86) 2059.92 (94)
Jack 10-10-1 1851.98 (88) 1807.56 (86)
Joe 3-3-0 498.5 (83) 473.46 (79)
Joey 11-10-0 1845.42 (88) 1998.44 (95)
Lowell 11-11-0 1838.24 (84) 2021.6 (92)
Madison 13-8-0 1953.78 (93) 1757.06 (84)
Matt 5-7-0 1052 (88) 1051 (88)
Nico 1-2-0 182 (61) 209 (70)
Noah 7-14-0 1771.86 (84) 1974.74 (94)
Patrick 2-5-0 638.08 (91) 682.64 (98)
Philip 5-6-0 886 (81) 947 (86)
Tyler 0-0-1 58 (58) 58 (58)
Willie 8-12-0 1638.58 (82) 1647.86 (82)