2006 — present

Jared

Jared has played in each of the league's 19 seasons, managing a team since the CPFFL's inaugural 2006 season.

Year Team Name Finish Record Points
2006 The Crunkateers 8 5-8-1 840
2007 Team Satan 2 9-5-0 1295
2008 Nigel and Kygel 10 4-10-0 1053
2009 The Spains 7 7-7-0 1229
2010 Boner 12 3-11-0 1071
2011 The Brooklyn Dorps 7 8-6-0 1258
2012 Daerp 2 10-4-0 1402
2013 Y'all are Dicks 3 8-5-1 1334
2014 Snowpiercer 7 5-9-0 1358
2015 The Steves 1 8-6-0 1253
2016 Arrivederci Ragazzo 9 6-8-0 1053
2017 DEF NOT LAST 10 6-8-0 1174.24
2018 Geriatric Gambino 11 5-9-0 1163.64
2019 pornhub.com/joeymart 10 5-9-0 1303.18
2020 I WON THE LEAGUE!!!! 9 6-8-0 1251.52
2021 Eat Foot 2 9-5-0 1393.70
2022 No Worries If Not! 11 6-8-0 1247.10
2023 No Worries If Not! 6 7-7-0 1306.96
2024 The Pope Maybe in Rome 4 10-4-0 1407.28
Total 127-137-2 23393.62
Avg 7 7-7-0 1231
Opponent Record Jared's pts (avg) Opponent's pts (avg)
Curran 9-9-0 1666.4 (93) 1642 (91)
Edwin 12-14-0 2260.6 (87) 2048.72 (79)
Isaac 14-15-0 2659.76 (92) 2794.32 (96)
Jack 12-13-1 2298.88 (88) 2277.5 (88)
Joe 6-5-0 917.5 (83) 882.96 (80)
Joey 14-13-0 2402.2 (89) 2543.16 (94)
Lowell 13-13-0 2235.92 (86) 2412.74 (93)
Madison 17-13-0 2755.96 (92) 2622.18 (87)
Matt 5-7-0 1052 (88) 1051 (88)
Nico 1-2-0 182 (61) 209 (70)
Noah 14-15-0 2604.42 (90) 2647.6 (91)
Patrick 5-6-0 1069.82 (97) 1104.3 (100)
Philip 5-6-0 886 (81) 947 (86)
Sarah 2-4-0 514.48 (86) 635.48 (106)
Tyler 0-0-1 58 (58) 58 (58)
Willie 10-16-0 2142.02 (82) 2242.42 (86)