- 2006 — The Crunkateers
- 2007 — Team Satan
- 2008 — Nigel and Kygel
- 2009 — The Spains
- 2010 — Boner
- 2011 — The Brooklyn Dorps
- 2012 — Daerp
- 2013 — Y'all are Dicks
- 2014 — Snowpiercer
- 2015 — The Steves
- 2016 — Arrivederci Ragazzo
- 2017 — DEF NOT LAST
- 2018 — Geriatric Gambino
- 2019 — is meatball an fruit
2006 — present
Jared
Jared has played in each of the league's 14 seasons, managing a team since the CPFFL's inaugural 2006 season.
| Year | Team Name | Finish | Record | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2006 | The Crunkateers | 8 | 5-8-1 | 840 |
| 2007 | Team Satan | 2 | 9-5-0 | 1295 |
| 2008 | Nigel and Kygel | 10 | 4-10-0 | 1053 |
| 2009 | The Spains | 7 | 7-7-0 | 1229 |
| 2010 | Boner | 12 | 3-11-0 | 1071 |
| 2011 | The Brooklyn Dorps | 7 | 8-6-0 | 1258 |
| 2012 | Daerp | 2 | 10-4-0 | 1402 |
| 2013 | Y'all are Dicks | 3 | 8-5-1 | 1334 |
| 2014 | Snowpiercer | 7 | 5-9-0 | 1358 |
| 2015 | The Steves | 1 | 8-6-0 | 1253 |
| 2016 | Arrivederci Ragazzo | 9 | 6-8-0 | 1053 |
| 2017 | DEF NOT LAST | 10 | 6-8-0 | 12 |
| 2018 | Geriatric Gambino | 11 | 5-9-0 | 12 |
| 2019 | is meatball an fruit | 11 | 1-5-0 | 6 |
| Total | 85-101-2 | 13176 | ||
| Avg | 7 | 6-7-0 | 941 |
| Opponent | Record | Jared's pts (avg) | Opponent's pts (avg) |
|---|---|---|---|
| Curran | 7-9-0 | 1187 (70) | 1108 (65) |
| Edwin | 5-12-0 | 1127 (63) | 1054 (59) |
| Isaac | 11-9-0 | 1343 (64) | 1419 (68) |
| Jack | 9-9-1 | 1373 (72) | 1312 (69) |
| Joe | 3-1-0 | 123 (25) | 100 (20) |
| Joey | 9-9-0 | 1403 (74) | 1522 (80) |
| Lowell | 10-10-0 | 1450 (69) | 1561 (74) |
| Madison | 12-8-0 | 1438 (72) | 1252 (63) |
| Matt | 5-7-0 | 1052 (88) | 1051 (88) |
| Nico | 1-2-0 | 182 (61) | 209 (70) |
| Noah | 6-13-0 | 1378 (69) | 1510 (76) |
| Patrick | 2-3-0 | 276 (46) | 259 (43) |
| Philip | 5-6-0 | 886 (81) | 947 (86) |
| Tyler | 0-0-1 | 58 (58) | 58 (58) |
| Willie | 8-11-0 | 1271 (67) | 1162 (61) |