2006 — present

Willie

Willie has played in each of the league's 20 seasons, managing a team since the CPFFL's inaugural 2006 season.

Year Team Name Finish Record Points
2006 The Level 60 Orcs 5 6-7-1 903
2007 Level 70 Senior 7 4-10-0 970
2008 The Level 60 Orcs 5 7-7-0 1261
2009 Gucci Onyewus 12 0-14-0 820
2010 Spending My Cheese 10 5-9-0 978
2011 Musical Cognac 4 8-5-1 1280
2012 Legitimate 6 8-6-0 1236
2013 Pump and Dump 5 6-8-0 1250
2014 Too Real 2 9-5-0 1443
2015 The Come Up 6 8-6-0 1246
2016 The Level 60 Orcs 1 10-4-0 1428
2017 NAH BRO 2 8-6-0 1364.74
2018 SHAWTY I DONT MIND 7 7-7-0 1360.84
2019 Rubbing is Racing 7 6-8-0 1149.40
2020 The Seminal Vesicles 1 11-3-0 1585.68
2021 Biden for Heisman 12 6-8-0 1273.84
2022 Jump Humpers 10 5-9-0 1202.46
2023 The Octos 11 6-8-0 1179.38
2024 Fat Pickles 2 7-7-0 1389.14
2025 Low Key Goated 12 0-1-0 56.24
Total 127-138-2 23376.72
Avg 6 6-7-0 1169
Opponent Record Willie's pts (avg) Opponent's pts (avg)
Curran 10-8-0 1679.04 (93) 1535.7 (85)
Edwin 16-11-0 2444.26 (87) 2376.54 (85)
Isaac 12-19-0 2745.42 (86) 3023.48 (94)
Jack 16-17-0 2787.68 (82) 2844.86 (84)
Jared 16-10-0 2242.42 (83) 2142.02 (79)
Joe 11-9-0 1816 (83) 1877.5 (85)
Joey 8-15-0 1944.38 (81) 1991 (83)
Lowell 15-15-0 2801.48 (90) 2752.12 (89)
Madison 9-14-0 1952.24 (81) 2058.54 (86)
Matt 5-2-0 628 (90) 639 (91)
Nico 1-0-0 58 (58) 43 (43)
Noah 10-18-0 2383.96 (82) 2763.06 (95)
Patrick 11-7-0 1748.88 (87) 1747.3 (87)
Philip 6-5-1 994 (83) 1000 (83)
Sarah 1-3-0 345.46 (69) 429.08 (86)
Tyler 1-0-1 122 (61) 114 (57)