2006 — present

Willie

Willie has played in each of the league's 15 seasons, managing a team since the CPFFL's inaugural 2006 season.

Year Team Name Finish Record Points
2006 The Level 60 Orcs 5 6-7-1 903
2007 Level 70 Senior 7 4-10-0 970
2008 The Level 60 Orcs 5 7-7-0 1261
2009 Gucci Onyewus 12 0-14-0 820
2010 Spending My Cheese 10 5-9-0 978
2011 Musical Cognac 4 8-5-1 1280
2012 Legitimate Rape 6 8-6-0 1236
2013 Pump and Dump 5 6-8-0 1250
2014 Too Real 2 9-5-0 1443
2015 The Come Up 6 8-6-0 1246
2016 The Level 60 Orcs 1 10-4-0 1428
2017 NAH BRO 2 8-6-0 1364.74
2018 SHAWTY I DONT MIND 7 7-7-0 1360.84
2019 Rubbing is Racing 7 6-8-0 1149.40
2020 The Seminal Vesicles 1 11-3-0 1585.68
Total 103-105-2 18275.66
Avg 5 7-7-0 1218
Opponent Record Willie's pts (avg) Opponent's pts (avg)
Curran 10-8-0 1679.04 (93) 1535.7 (85)
Edwin 13-10-0 2037.72 (89) 2019.26 (88)
Isaac 11-13-0 2050.82 (85) 2193.48 (91)
Jack 14-11-0 2172.6 (87) 2104.42 (84)
Jared 12-8-0 1647.86 (82) 1638.58 (82)
Joe 8-3-0 1123.16 (94) 1028.92 (86)
Joey 6-12-0 1552.7 (86) 1617.08 (90)
Lowell 10-12-0 2051.18 (93) 2024.36 (92)
Madison 8-11-0 1648 (87) 1676.24 (88)
Matt 5-2-0 628 (90) 639 (91)
Nico 1-0-0 58 (58) 43 (43)
Noah 10-13-0 1993.36 (87) 2277.54 (99)
Patrick 4-6-0 889.88 (89) 943 (94)
Philip 6-5-1 994 (83) 1000 (83)
Tyler 1-0-1 122 (61) 114 (57)