- 2006 — The Level 60 Orcs
- 2007 — Level 70 Senior
- 2008 — The Level 60 Orcs
- 2009 — Gucci Onyewus
- 2010 — Spending My Cheese
- 2011 — Musical Cognac
- 2012 — Legitimate Rape
- 2013 — Pump and Dump
- 2014 — Too Real
- 2015 — The Come Up
- 2016 — The Level 60 Orcs
- 2017 — NAH BRO
- 2018 — SHAWTY I DONT MIND
- 2019 — Rubbing is Racing
2006 — present
Willie
Willie has played in each of the league's 14 seasons, managing a team since the CPFFL's inaugural 2006 season.
| Year | Team Name | Finish | Record | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2006 | The Level 60 Orcs | 5 | 6-7-1 | 903 |
| 2007 | Level 70 Senior | 7 | 4-10-0 | 970 |
| 2008 | The Level 60 Orcs | 5 | 7-7-0 | 1261 |
| 2009 | Gucci Onyewus | 12 | 0-14-0 | 820 |
| 2010 | Spending My Cheese | 10 | 5-9-0 | 978 |
| 2011 | Musical Cognac | 4 | 8-5-1 | 1280 |
| 2012 | Legitimate Rape | 6 | 8-6-0 | 1236 |
| 2013 | Pump and Dump | 5 | 6-8-0 | 1250 |
| 2014 | Too Real | 2 | 9-5-0 | 1443 |
| 2015 | The Come Up | 6 | 8-6-0 | 1246 |
| 2016 | The Level 60 Orcs | 1 | 10-4-0 | 1428 |
| 2017 | NAH BRO | 2 | 8-6-0 | 14 |
| 2018 | SHAWTY I DONT MIND | 7 | 7-7-0 | 14 |
| 2019 | Rubbing is Racing | 9 | 2-4-0 | 6 |
| Total | 88-98-2 | 12849 | ||
| Avg | 6 | 6-7-0 | 918 |
| Opponent | Record | Willie's pts (avg) | Opponent's pts (avg) |
|---|---|---|---|
| Curran | 9-7-0 | 1137 (71) | 1095 (68) |
| Edwin | 11-10-0 | 1551 (71) | 1494 (68) |
| Isaac | 9-13-0 | 1540 (70) | 1726 (78) |
| Jack | 12-11-0 | 1527 (64) | 1523 (63) |
| Jared | 11-8-0 | 1162 (61) | 1271 (67) |
| Joe | 6-3-0 | 337 (34) | 306 (31) |
| Joey | 5-11-0 | 1130 (66) | 1290 (76) |
| Lowell | 8-11-0 | 1418 (71) | 1411 (71) |
| Madison | 7-8-0 | 1025 (64) | 921 (58) |
| Matt | 5-2-0 | 628 (90) | 639 (91) |
| Nico | 1-0-0 | 58 (58) | 43 (43) |
| Noah | 9-12-0 | 1476 (67) | 1736 (79) |
| Patrick | 2-5-0 | 323 (40) | 364 (46) |
| Philip | 6-5-1 | 994 (83) | 1000 (83) |
| Tyler | 1-0-1 | 122 (61) | 114 (57) |