2006 — present

Willie

Willie has played in each of the league's 19 seasons, managing a team since the CPFFL's inaugural 2006 season.

Year Team Name Finish Record Points
2006 The Level 60 Orcs 5 6-7-1 903
2007 Level 70 Senior 7 4-10-0 970
2008 The Level 60 Orcs 5 7-7-0 1261
2009 Gucci Onyewus 12 0-14-0 820
2010 Spending My Cheese 10 5-9-0 978
2011 Musical Cognac 4 8-5-1 1280
2012 Legitimate 6 8-6-0 1236
2013 Pump and Dump 5 6-8-0 1250
2014 Too Real 2 9-5-0 1443
2015 The Come Up 6 8-6-0 1246
2016 The Level 60 Orcs 1 10-4-0 1428
2017 NAH BRO 2 8-6-0 1364.74
2018 SHAWTY I DONT MIND 7 7-7-0 1360.84
2019 Rubbing is Racing 7 6-8-0 1149.40
2020 The Seminal Vesicles 1 11-3-0 1585.68
2021 Biden for Heisman 12 6-8-0 1273.84
2022 Jump Humpers 10 5-9-0 1202.46
2023 The Octos 11 6-8-0 1179.38
2024 Fat Pickles 4 1-0-0 89.46
Total 121-130-2 22020.8
Avg 6 6-7-0 1159
Opponent Record Willie's pts (avg) Opponent's pts (avg)
Curran 10-8-0 1679.04 (93) 1535.7 (85)
Edwin 15-11-0 2342.4 (87) 2297.06 (85)
Isaac 11-17-0 2425.3 (81) 2674 (89)
Jack 15-17-0 2670.6 (81) 2760.74 (84)
Jared 16-9-0 2155.6 (83) 2054.02 (79)
Joe 11-7-0 1645.64 (87) 1618.54 (85)
Joey 8-14-0 1868.26 (81) 1905.52 (83)
Lowell 14-14-0 2622.22 (90) 2551.5 (88)
Madison 8-14-0 1859.38 (81) 1967.86 (86)
Matt 5-2-0 628 (90) 639 (91)
Nico 1-0-0 58 (58) 43 (43)
Noah 10-17-0 2268.78 (81) 2631.62 (94)
Patrick 8-7-0 1352.34 (80) 1387.68 (82)
Philip 6-5-1 994 (83) 1000 (83)
Sarah 1-2-0 241.74 (60) 302.8 (76)
Tyler 1-0-1 122 (61) 114 (57)