- 2010 — Spending My Cheese
- 2011 — Musical Cognac
- 2012 — Legitimate
- 2013 — Pump and Dump
- 2014 — Too Real
- 2015 — The Come Up
- 2016 — The Level 60 Orcs
- 2017 — NAH BRO
- 2018 — SHAWTY I DONT MIND
- 2019 — Rubbing is Racing
- 2020 — The Seminal Vesicles
- 2021 — Biden for Heisman
- 2022 — Jump Humpers
- 2023 — The Octos
Gucci Onyewus
12th place (0-14-0)
Gucci Onyewus finished the 2009 season in 12th place after a regular season 12th place finish with 820 points and a 0-14-0 record. Gucci Onyewus drafted 5th and made 3 roster moves throughout the season.
| Week 1 |
Gucci Onyewus 61 | L |
| Refrigerator Raiders 119 | ||
| Week 2 |
Gucci Onyewus 71 | L |
| The Dirty Hippies 79 | ||
| Week 3 |
Gucci Onyewus 54 | L |
| The Dinostars 95 | ||
| Week 4 |
Gucci Onyewus 64 | L |
| Amazing Skillsets 95 | ||
| Week 5 |
Gucci Onyewus 73 | L |
| ENORMOUS by E Harris 91 | ||
| Week 6 |
Gucci Onyewus 99 | L |
| Thai Tigers 125 | ||
| Week 7 |
Gucci Onyewus 37 | L |
| Malware bite 108 | ||
| Week 8 |
Gucci Onyewus 52 | L |
| The Ocelots 73 | ||
| Week 9 |
Gucci Onyewus 63 | L |
| The Brown Bears 102 | ||
| Week 10 |
Gucci Onyewus 52 | L |
| The Spains 100 | ||
| Week 11 |
Gucci Onyewus 66 | L |
| Chillllllld Pleaseee 71 | ||
| Week 12 |
Gucci Onyewus 51 | L |
| Refrigerator Raiders 90 | ||
| Week 13 |
Gucci Onyewus 35 | L |
| The Dirty Hippies 113 | ||
| Week 14 |
Gucci Onyewus 42 | L |
| The Dinostars 86 | ||