| Single Game |
| Most points by a team in a single game |
175 |
(2014, Willie win over Matt, week 8: Too Real 175 - 147 Redreemteam) |
| Most points by a team in a loss |
147 |
(2014, Matt loss to Willie, week 8: Redreemteam 147 - 175 Too Real) |
| Fewest points by a team in a single game |
7 |
(2014, Philip loss to Madison, week 9: Smokin' Reggie Bush 7 - 98 sure) |
| Fewest points by a team in a win* |
45 |
(2016, Joe win over Jared, week 11: Llunsford's Llamas 45 - 43 Arrivederci Ragazzo)
|
| Biggest margin of victory |
102.98 |
(2017, Jack win over Madison, week 15: CatInAJoeySuit 147.18 - 44.20 DEF IN CONTENTION) |
| Slimmest margin of victory |
0.02 |
(2021, Edwin win over Joe, week 1: Bon Ivermectin 98.08 - 98.06 Llunsford's Llamas) |
| Single Season |
| Best single season record |
(13-3-0) |
Joey 2006, Jack 2010, Edwin 2012, Joey 2013, Joey 2018, Isaac 2019, Willie 2020, Isaac 2021 |
| Worst single season record |
(0-14-0) |
Willie 2009 |
| Most points in a season |
1,866.82 |
Isaac 2021 (Refrigerator Raiders) |
| Fewest points in a season* |
742 |
Curran 2012 (Ocelots)
|
| Best regular season record without winning postseason |
(12-2-0) |
Joey 2006, Edwin 2012 |
| Worst regular season record to win postseason |
(8-6-0) |
Lowell 2012, Jared 2015, Madison 2022 |
| Longest undefeated start to season |
(8-0-0) |
Madison 2025 (Football Understanders) |
| All-Time |
| Most points all-time |
29,069.70 |
Isaac |
| Most playoff appearances |
11 |
Joey: 2006, 2007, 2009, 2010, 2013, 2015, 2016, 2018, 2019, 2021, 2022 |
| Most consecutive wins |
14 |
Joey: 2018 week 9 – 2019 week 6 |
| Most consecutive losses |
15 |
Willie: 2009 week 1 – 2010 week 1 |
*Excluding 2006, since 2006 had different scoring rules.