- 2006 — The Rockets
- 2007 — PincheGringoBambinos
- 2008 — Bullet Bill
- 2009 — The Dirty Hippies
- 2010 — Radon
- 2011 — Poo Pride
- 2012 — States Rights
- 2013 — West Coast Defence
- 2014 — Poop on a Stick
- 2015 — Sterile Technique
- 2016 — Can't Stump The Joey
- 2017 — Order 69
- 2018 — The Lotus Eaters
- 2019 — The Lotus Eaters
- 2020 — A Family of Deer
- 2021 — The Atlanta Braves World Serie
- 2022 — UnitedFC
- 2023 — The Blue Dawgs
2006 — present
Joey
Joey has played in each of the league's 18 seasons, managing a team since the CPFFL's inaugural 2006 season.
| Year | Team Name | Finish | Record | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2006 | The Rockets | 3 | 12-2-0 | 934 |
| 2007 | PincheGringoBambinos | 3 | 11-3-0 | 1455 |
| 2008 | Bullet Bill | 8 | 7-7-0 | 1170 |
| 2009 | The Dirty Hippies | 3 | 11-3-0 | 1287 |
| 2010 | Radon | 2 | 10-4-0 | 1359 |
| 2011 | Poo Pride | 5 | 6-7-1 | 1264 |
| 2012 | States Rights | 11 | 5-9-0 | 1140 |
| 2013 | West Coast Defence | 1 | 11-3-0 | 1346 |
| 2014 | Poop on a Stick | 9 | 5-9-0 | 1208 |
| 2015 | Sterile Technique | 3 | 11-3-0 | 1388 |
| 2016 | Can't Stump The Joey | 4 | 8-6-0 | 1256 |
| 2017 | Order 69 | 11 | 4-10-0 | 1121.30 |
| 2018 | The Lotus Eaters | 1 | 11-3-0 | 1626.08 |
| 2019 | The Lotus Eaters | 3 | 10-4-0 | 1443.44 |
| 2020 | A Family of Deer | 11 | 4-10-0 | 1199.38 |
| 2021 | The Atlanta Braves World Serie | 4 | 10-4-0 | 1475.70 |
| 2022 | UnitedFC | 2 | 8-6-0 | 1352.84 |
| 2023 | The Blue Dawgs | 10 | 5-8-0 | 1136.52 |
| Total | 149-101-1 | 23162.26 | ||
| Avg | 5 | 8-6-0 | 1287 |
| Opponent | Record | Joey's pts (avg) | Opponent's pts (avg) |
|---|---|---|---|
| Curran | 13-5-0 | 1752.06 (97) | 1464.34 (81) |
| Edwin | 18-8-0 | 2370 (91) | 2033.6 (78) |
| Isaac | 12-13-1 | 2353 (91) | 2323.02 (89) |
| Jack | 13-11-0 | 2290.06 (95) | 2126.44 (89) |
| Jared | 12-13-0 | 2357.42 (94) | 2221.86 (89) |
| Joe | 6-8-0 | 1359.82 (97) | 1259.56 (90) |
| Lowell | 15-14-0 | 2676.78 (89) | 2551.72 (85) |
| Madison | 18-8-0 | 2307.1 (89) | 2079.38 (80) |
| Matt | 9-1-0 | 918 (92) | 790 (79) |
| Nico | 2-0-0 | 132 (66) | 82 (41) |
| Noah | 16-9-0 | 2321.48 (93) | 2075.06 (83) |
| Patrick | 7-8-0 | 1388.74 (93) | 1483.84 (99) |
| Philip | 4-6-0 | 775 (78) | 734 (73) |
| Sarah | 3-2-0 | 513.22 (103) | 433.16 (87) |
| Tyler | 2-0-0 | 147 (74) | 109 (55) |
| Willie | 13-8-0 | 1838.5 (88) | 1822.84 (87) |