The Dirty Hippies finished the 2009 season in 3rd place after a regular season 1st place finish with 1,287 points and a 11-3-0 record. The Dirty Hippies drafted 7th and made 45 roster moves throughout the season.

Week 1	The Dirty Hippies 118	W
	Thai Tigers 89

Week 2	The Dirty Hippies 79	W
	Gucci Onyewus 71

Week 3	The Dirty Hippies 48	W
	The Ocelots 45

Week 4	The Dirty Hippies 37	L
	The Brown Bears 67

Week 5	The Dirty Hippies 53	L
	The Spains 109

Week 6	The Dirty Hippies 142	W
	Chillllllld Pleaseee 93

Week 7	The Dirty Hippies 98	W
	Refrigerator Raiders 88

Week 8	The Dirty Hippies 76	W
	Malware bite 75

Week 9	The Dirty Hippies 77	L
	The Dinostars 81

Week 10	The Dirty Hippies 78	W
	Amazing Skillsets 28

Week 11	The Dirty Hippies 118	W
	ENORMOUS by E Harris 81

Week 12	The Dirty Hippies 116	W
	Thai Tigers 60

Week 13	The Dirty Hippies 113	W
	Gucci Onyewus 35

Week 14	The Dirty Hippies 134	W
	The Ocelots 91

Playoffs

Week 15	The Dirty Hippies 78	L
	Thai Tigers 115

Week 16	The Dirty Hippies 107	W
	The Brown Bears 67