The Dirty Hippies finished the 2009 season in 3rd place after a regular season 1st place finish with 1,287 points and a 11-3-0 record. The Dirty Hippies drafted 7th and made 45 roster moves throughout the season.

Week	The Dirty Hippies 118	W
1	Thai Tigers 89

Week	The Dirty Hippies 79	W
2	Gucci Onyewus 71

Week	The Dirty Hippies 48	W
3	The Ocelots 45

Week	The Dirty Hippies 37	L
4	The Brown Bears 67

Week	The Dirty Hippies 53	L
5	The Spains 109

Week	The Dirty Hippies 142	W
6	Chillllllld Pleaseee 93

Week	The Dirty Hippies 98	W
7	Refrigerator Raiders 88

Week	The Dirty Hippies 76	W
8	Malware bite 75

Week	The Dirty Hippies 77	L
9	The Dinostars 81

Week	The Dirty Hippies 78	W
10	Amazing Skillsets 28

Week	The Dirty Hippies 118	W
11	ENORMOUS by E Harris 81

Week	The Dirty Hippies 116	W
12	Thai Tigers 60

Week	The Dirty Hippies 113	W
13	Gucci Onyewus 35

Week	The Dirty Hippies 134	W
14	The Ocelots 91

Playoffs

Week	The Dirty Hippies 78	L
15	Thai Tigers 115

Week	The Dirty Hippies 107	W
16	The Brown Bears 67