2006 — present
Cardinals
DEF (Ari)
Cardinals has scored 2,023.00 points on 33 teams for 12 owners in the CPFFL across 17 seasons from 2006 to present.
| 2025 | Team | Pos | Pts | Details |
| Week 1 | Football Understanders | DEF | 5.00 | 1 Sack, 1 Pts Allow 7-13 |
| Week 2 | Low Key Goated | DEF | 13.00 | 3 Sack, 1 Int, 1 Fum Rec, 1 TD, 1 Pts Allow 21-27 |
| Week 3 | Low Key Goated | DEF | 6.00 | 1 Sack, 1 Int, 1 Safe, 1 Pts Allow 14-20 |
| Week 4 | Free agent | 5.00 | 3 Sack, 1 Fum Rec, 1 Pts Allow 21-27 | |
| Week 5 | Jordan 2s | DEF | 7.00 | 2 Sack, 1 Int, 1 Fum Rec, 1 Pts Allow 14-20 |
| Week 6 | Free agent | 2.00 | 1 Sack, 1 Int, 1 Pts Allow 28-34 | |
| Week 7 | Free agent | 1.00 | 1 Sack, 1 Pts Allow 21-27 | |
| Week 8 | Free agent | 0.00 | ||
| Week 9 | Free agent | 12.00 | 5 Sack, 1 Int, 2 Fum Rec, 1 Pts Allow 14-20 | |
| Week 10 | Free agent | 6.00 | 1 Sack, 1 Int, 2 Fum Rec, 1 Pts Allow 28-34 | |
| Week 11 | Free agent | -1.00 | 1 Sack, 1 Blk Kick, 1 Pts Allow 35+ | |
| Week 12 | Free agent | 17.00 | 3 Sack, 3 Int, 1 Fum Rec, 1 TD, 1 Pts Allow 21-27 | |
| Week 13 | Free agent | 3.00 | 2 Sack, 1 Pts Allow 14-20 | |
| Week 14 | Free agent | -4.00 | 1 Pts Allow 35+ | |
| Week 15 | Free agent | -1.00 | 1 Sack, 1 Blk Kick, 1 Pts Allow 35+ | |
| Week 16 | Free agent | 7.00 | 1 Sack, 1 Int, 1 Fum Rec, 1 Blk Kick, 1 Pts Allow 21-27 | |
| Week 17 | Free agent | -1.00 | 3 Sack, 1 Pts Allow 35+ | |
| TOTAL | 77.00 | 29 Sack, 10 Int (DEF), 9 Fum Rec, 2 TD, 1 Safe, 3 Blk Kick, 1 Pts Allow 7-13, 4 Pts Allow 14-20, 5 Pts Allow 21-27, 2 Pts Allow 28-34, 4 Pts Allow 35+ | ||
| 2024 | Team | Pos | Pts | Details |
| Week 1 | Free agent | 3.00 | 2 Sack, 1 Fum Rec, 1 Pts Allow 28-34 | |
| Week 2 | Free agent | 11.00 | 5 Sack, 1 Fum Rec, 1 Pts Allow 7-13 | |
| Week 3 | Free agent | 5.00 | 2 Sack, 1 Int, 1 Pts Allow 14-20 | |
| Week 4 | Free agent | -2.00 | 1 Int, 1 Pts Allow 35+ | |
| Week 5 | Free agent | 9.00 | 2 Sack, 2 Int, 1 Fum Rec, 1 Pts Allow 14-20 | |
| Week 6 | Free agent | 1.00 | 1 Int, 1 Pts Allow 28-34 | |
| Week 7 | Free agent | 8.00 | 3 Sack, 2 Fum Rec, 1 Pts Allow 14-20 | |
| Week 8 | Free agent | 3.00 | 1 Sack, 1 Safe, 1 Pts Allow 21-27 | |
| Week 9 | Free agent | 12.00 | 6 Sack, 1 Safe, 1 Pts Allow 7-13 | |
| Week 10 | Free agent | 12.00 | 3 Sack, 1 Fum Rec, 1 Pts Allow 1-6 | |
| Week 11 | Free agent | 0.00 | ||
| Week 12 | Free agent | 11.00 | 5 Sack, 1 Int, 1 Pts Allow 7-13 | |
| Week 13 | Free agent | 7.00 | 5 Sack, 1 Fum Rec, 1 Pts Allow 21-27 | |
| Week 14 | Green Goblins | DEF | -1.00 | 1 Pts Allow 28-34 |
| Week 15 | Green Goblins | DEF | 5.00 | 2 Sack, 1 Int, 1 Pts Allow 14-20 |
| Week 16 | Green Goblins | DEF | -1.00 | 3 Sack, 1 Pts Allow 35+ |
| Week 17 | Green Goblins | DEF | 4.00 | 1 Pts Allow 7-13 |
| TOTAL | 87.00 | 39 Sack, 7 Int (DEF), 7 Fum Rec, 2 Safe, 1 Pts Allow 1-6, 4 Pts Allow 7-13, 4 Pts Allow 14-20, 2 Pts Allow 21-27, 3 Pts Allow 28-34, 2 Pts Allow 35+ | ||
| 2022 | Team | Pos | Pts | Details |
| Week 1 | Free agent | -2.00 | 1 Fum Rec, 1 Pts Allow 35+ | |
| Week 2 | Free agent | 9.00 | 1 Sack, 1 Fum Rec, 1 TD, 1 Pts Allow 21-27 | |
| Week 3 | Free agent | 4.00 | 1 Sack, 1 Fum Rec, 1 Pts Allow 14-20 | |
| Week 4 | Free agent | 12.00 | 2 Sack, 2 Int, 1 Fum Rec, 1 Pts Allow 7-13 | |
| Week 5 | Free agent | 3.00 | 2 Sack, 1 Pts Allow 14-20 | |
| Week 6 | Free agent | 14.00 | 5 Sack, 1 Fum Rec, 1 TD, 1 Pts Allow 14-20 | |
| Week 7 | Truck Simulator 2022 | DEF | 17.00 | 3 Int, 2 TD, 1 Pts Allow 28-34 |
| Week 8 | Free agent | 6.00 | 3 Sack, 1 Fum Rec, 1 Blk Kick, 1 Pts Allow 28-34 | |
| Week 9 | Free agent | 9.00 | 2 Sack, 1 Int, 1 TD, 1 Pts Allow 28-34 | |
| Week 10 | Truck Simulator 2022 | DEF | 8.00 | 3 Sack, 1 Int, 1 Fum Rec, 1 Pts Allow 14-20 |
| Week 11 | Free agent | -4.00 | 1 Pts Allow 35+ | |
| Week 12 | Free agent | 4.00 | 4 Sack, 1 Pts Allow 21-27 | |
| Week 13 | Free agent | 0.00 | ||
| Week 14 | Free agent | 3.00 | 1 Sack, 1 Int, 1 Pts Allow 21-27 | |
| Week 15 | Free agent | 11.00 | 7 Sack, 1 Int, 1 Fum Rec, 1 Pts Allow 21-27 | |
| Week 16 | Free agent | 5.00 | 2 Int, 1 Pts Allow 14-20 | |
| Week 17 | Free agent | 4.00 | 1 Sack, 1 Fum Rec, 1 Pts Allow 14-20 | |
| TOTAL | 103.00 | 32 Sack, 11 Int (DEF), 9 Fum Rec, 5 TD, 1 Blk Kick, 1 Pts Allow 7-13, 6 Pts Allow 14-20, 4 Pts Allow 21-27, 3 Pts Allow 28-34, 2 Pts Allow 35+ | ||
| 2021 | Team | Pos | Pts | Details not available prior to 2022 |
| Week 1 | Precedented Times | DEF | 16.00 | |
| Week 2 | Precedented Times | DEF | 1.00 | |
| Week 3 | Precedented Times | DEF | 21.00 | |
| Week 4 | Free agent | 5.00 | ||
| Week 5 | Anon | DEF | 8.00 | |
| Week 6 | Anon | DEF | 12.00 | |
| Week 7 | Anon | DEF | 11.00 | |
| Week 8 | Anon | DEF | 1.00 | |
| Week 9 | Anon | DEF | 12.00 | |
| Week 10 | Anon | DEF | 3.00 | |
| Week 11 | Anon | DEF | 8.00 | |
| Week 12 | Anon | BN | 0.00 | |
| Week 13 | Anon | DEF | 11.00 | |
| Week 14 | Anon | DEF | 2.00 | |
| Week 15 | Anon | DEF | 3.00 | |
| Week 16 | Anon | DEF | 3.00 | |
| Week 17 | Anon | DEF | 3.00 | |
| TOTAL | 120.00 | |||
| 2020 | Team | Pos | Pts | Details not available prior to 2022 |
| Week 1 | Free agent | 6.00 | ||
| Week 2 | 🎏FISH LOVE 🐟 | DEF | 9.00 | |
| Week 3 | Free agent | 4.00 | ||
| Week 4 | The Seminal Vesicles | DEF | 1.00 | |
| Week 5 | The Seminal Vesicles | DEF | 7.00 | |
| Week 6 | The Seminal Vesicles | DEF | 15.00 | |
| Week 7 | Free agent | 7.00 | ||
| Week 8 | Free agent | 0.00 | ||
| Week 9 | 🎏FISH LOVE 🐟 | DEF | 2.00 | |
| Week 10 | Free agent | 3.00 | ||
| Week 11 | Free agent | 3.00 | ||
| Week 12 | Free agent | 8.00 | ||
| Week 13 | Free agent | 2.00 | ||
| Week 14 | Free agent | 18.00 | ||
| Week 15 | The Seminal Vesicles | DEF | 10.00 | |
| Week 16 | The Seminal Vesicles | DEF | 6.00 | |
| TOTAL | 101.00 | |||
| 2018 | Team | Pos | Pts | Details not available prior to 2022 |
| Week 1 | Free agent | 5.00 | ||
| Week 2 | Free agent | 3.00 | ||
| Week 3 | Free agent | 8.00 | ||
| Week 4 | Free agent | 3.00 | ||
| Week 5 | The Power of Love | DEF | 21.00 | |
| Week 6 | Free agent | 14.00 | ||
| Week 7 | Free agent | 3.00 | ||
| Week 8 | Free agent | 8.00 | ||
| Week 9 | Free agent | 0.00 | ||
| Week 10 | Free agent | 5.00 | ||
| Week 11 | Refrigerator Raiders | DEF | 4.00 | |
| Week 12 | Free agent | 2.00 | ||
| Week 13 | Free agent | 2.00 | ||
| Week 14 | Free agent | 7.00 | ||
| Week 15 | Free agent | 1.00 | ||
| Week 16 | Free agent | 3.00 | ||
| TOTAL | 89.00 | |||
| 2017 | Team | Pos | Pts | Details not available prior to 2022 |
| Week 1 | Order 69 | DEF | 8.00 | |
| Week 2 | Order 69 | DEF | 10.00 | |
| Week 3 | Order 69 | DEF | 0.00 | |
| Week 4 | Order 69 | DEF | 6.00 | |
| Week 5 | Order 69 | DEF | 2.00 | |
| Week 6 | Order 69 | DEF | 6.00 | |
| Week 7 | Order 69 | DEF | 2.00 | |
| Week 8 | Free agent | 0.00 | ||
| Week 9 | ♘ Chess | DEF | 13.00 | |
| Week 10 | Free agent | 6.00 | ||
| Week 11 | Refrigerator Raiders | DEF | 4.00 | |
| Week 12 | Free agent | 10.00 | ||
| Week 13 | Free agent | 3.00 | ||
| Week 14 | Free agent | 11.00 | ||
| Week 15 | Free agent | 4.00 | ||
| Week 16 | Free agent | 24.00 | ||
| TOTAL | 109.00 | |||
| 2016 | Team | Pos | Pts | Details not available prior to 2022 |
| Week 1 | berkeley bolos | DEF | 6 | |
| Week 2 | berkeley bolos | DEF | 23 | |
| Week 3 | berkeley bolos | DEF | 8 | |
| Week 4 | berkeley bolos | DEF | 5 | |
| Week 5 | berkeley bolos | DEF | 15 | |
| Week 6 | berkeley bolos | DEF | 12 | |
| Week 7 | berkeley bolos | DEF | 8 | |
| Week 8 | berkeley bolos | DEF | 3 | |
| Week 9 | berkeley bolos | BN | 0 | |
| Week 10 | berkeley bolos | DEF | 6 | |
| Week 11 | berkeley bolos | DEF | 6 | |
| Week 12 | berkeley bolos | DEF | 1 | |
| Week 13 | berkeley bolos | BN | 6 | |
| Week 14 | berkeley bolos | DEF | 7 | |
| Week 15 | berkeley bolos | DEF | 7 | |
| Week 16 | berkeley bolos | DEF | 9 | |
| TOTAL | 122 | |||
| 2015 | Team | Pos | Pts | Details not available prior to 2022 |
| Week 1 | Free agent | 5 | ||
| Week 2 | Free agent | 12 | ||
| Week 3 | The Steves | DEF | 28 | |
| Week 4 | The Steves | DEF | 1 | |
| Week 5 | The Steves | DEF | 14 | |
| Week 6 | The Steves | DEF | 1 | |
| Week 7 | The Steves | DEF | 8 | |
| Week 8 | The Steves | DEF | 6 | |
| Week 9 | The Steves | BN | 0 | |
| Week 10 | The Steves | DEF | 6 | |
| Week 11 | The Steves | DEF | 5 | |
| Week 12 | The Steves | DEF | 10 | |
| Week 13 | The Steves | DEF | 9 | |
| Week 14 | The Steves | DEF | 10 | |
| Week 15 | The Steves | DEF | 17 | |
| Week 16 | The Steves | DEF | 33 | |
| TOTAL | 165 | |||
| 2014 | Team | Pos | Pts | Details not available prior to 2022 |
| Week 1 | Ma Earth Fights Back | DEF | 3 | |
| Week 2 | Ma Earth Fights Back | DEF | 11 | |
| Week 3 | Refrigerator Raiders | DEF | 4 | |
| Week 4 | Free agent | 0 | ||
| Week 5 | Free agent | 1 | ||
| Week 6 | Free agent | 17 | ||
| Week 7 | Too Real | DEF | 5 | |
| Week 8 | Free agent | 7 | ||
| Week 9 | Free agent | 11 | ||
| Week 10 | Poop on a Stick | DEF | 25 | |
| Week 11 | Poop on a Stick | DEF | 13 | |
| Week 12 | Poop on a Stick | DEF | 10 | |
| Week 13 | Poop on a Stick | DEF | 8 | |
| Week 14 | Poop on a Stick | DEF | 10 | |
| Week 15 | Poop on a Stick | DEF | 13 | |
| Week 16 | Poop on a Stick | DEF | -3 | |
| TOTAL | 135 | |||
| 2013 | Team | Pos | Pts | Details not available prior to 2022 |
| Week 1 | Pump and Dump | DEF | 10 | |
| Week 2 | Pump and Dump | DEF | 6 | |
| Week 3 | Pump and Dump | DEF | 5 | |
| Week 4 | Free agent | 12 | ||
| Week 5 | Free agent | 24 | ||
| Week 6 | Free agent | 5 | ||
| Week 7 | Free agent | 6 | ||
| Week 8 | Daft Punt | DEF | 16 | |
| Week 9 | Free agent | 0 | ||
| Week 10 | West Coast Defence | DEF | 13 | |
| Week 11 | West Coast Defence | DEF | 7 | |
| Week 12 | Free agent | 13 | ||
| Week 13 | Free agent | 5 | ||
| Week 14 | Refrigerator Raiders | DEF | 20 | |
| Week 15 | Pump and Dump | DEF | 14 | |
| Week 16 | Pump and Dump | DEF | 12 | |
| TOTAL | 168 | |||
| 2012 | Team | Pos | Pts | Details not available prior to 2022 |
| Week 1 | Free agent | 10 | ||
| Week 2 | Free agent | 9 | ||
| Week 3 | Washington Monument | DEF | 24 | |
| Week 4 | Washington Monument | DEF | 12 | |
| Week 5 | Washington Monument | DEF | 4 | |
| Week 6 | Washington Monument | DEF | 7 | |
| Week 7 | Washington Monument | DEF | 8 | |
| Week 8 | Free agent | 4 | ||
| Week 9 | Daerp | DEF | 2 | |
| Week 10 | Daerp | BN | 0 | |
| Week 11 | Daerp | BN | 14 | |
| Week 12 | Daerp | BN | 5 | |
| Week 13 | Daerp | BN | 15 | |
| Week 14 | Daerp | BN | -1 | |
| Week 15 | Daerp | BN | 26 | |
| Week 16 | Free agent | 12 | ||
| TOTAL | 151 | |||
| 2011 | Team | Pos | Pts | Details not available prior to 2022 |
| Week 1 | Free agent | 6 | ||
| Week 2 | Ocelots | DEF | 7 | |
| Week 3 | Ocelots | BN | 10 | |
| Week 4 | Free agent | 4 | ||
| Week 5 | Free agent | 2 | ||
| Week 6 | Free agent | 0 | ||
| Week 7 | Free agent | 1 | ||
| Week 8 | Free agent | 6 | ||
| Week 9 | Free agent | 12 | ||
| Week 10 | Free agent | 10 | ||
| Week 11 | Free agent | 6 | ||
| Week 12 | Free agent | 7 | ||
| Week 13 | Free agent | 9 | ||
| Week 14 | Free agent | 6 | ||
| Week 15 | Free agent | 5 | ||
| Week 16 | Free agent | 6 | ||
| TOTAL | 97 | |||
| 2010 | Team | Pos | Pts | Details not available prior to 2022 |
| Week 1 | Pylons Unlimited | BN | 16 | |
| Week 2 | Pylons Unlimited | BN | -1 | |
| Week 3 | Pylons Unlimited | BN | 5 | |
| Week 4 | Pylons Unlimited | BN | 5 | |
| Week 5 | Pylons Unlimited | BN | 22 | |
| Week 6 | Pylons Unlimited | BN | 0 | |
| Week 7 | Pylons Unlimited | BN | 7 | |
| Week 8 | Pylons Unlimited | BN | 14 | |
| Week 9 | Pylons Unlimited | BN | 15 | |
| Week 10 | Pylons Unlimited | BN | 0 | |
| Week 11 | Pylons Unlimited | BN | -1 | |
| Week 12 | Pylons Unlimited | BN | 5 | |
| Week 13 | Pylons Unlimited | BN | 5 | |
| Week 14 | Pylons Unlimited | BN | 17 | |
| Week 15 | Pylons Unlimited | BN | 5 | |
| Week 16 | Pylons Unlimited | BN | 23 | |
| TOTAL | 137 | |||
| 2009 | Team | Pos | Pts | Details not available prior to 2022 |
| Week 1 | Free agent | 7 | ||
| Week 2 | Free agent | 19 | ||
| Week 3 | Free agent | 1 | ||
| Week 4 | Free agent | 0 | ||
| Week 5 | Free agent | 10 | ||
| Week 6 | Free agent | 16 | ||
| Week 7 | Free agent | 12 | ||
| Week 8 | The Spains | DEF | 0 | |
| Week 9 | The Spains | BN | 8 | |
| Week 10 | The Spains | DEF | 9 | |
| Week 11 | The Spains | BN | 9 | |
| Week 12 | The Spains | DEF | 7 | |
| Week 13 | Free agent | 8 | ||
| Week 14 | The Dirty Hippies | BN | 5 | |
| Week 15 | The Dirty Hippies | DEF | 9 | |
| Week 16 | The Dirty Hippies | DEF | 16 | |
| TOTAL | 136 | |||
| 2008 | Team | Pos | Pts | Details not available prior to 2022 |
| Week 1 | The Bonertown Boners | BN | 18 | |
| Week 2 | The Bonertown Boners | BN | 6 | |
| Week 3 | The Bonertown Boners | BN | 2 | |
| Week 4 | The Bonertown Boners | BN | 0 | |
| Week 5 | The Bonertown Boners | BN | 14 | |
| Week 6 | Free agent | 13 | ||
| Week 7 | Free agent | 0 | ||
| Week 8 | Free agent | 3 | ||
| Week 9 | Boo Boo Heads | DEF | 18 | |
| Week 10 | Boo Boo Heads | DEF | 6 | |
| Week 11 | Boo Boo Heads | DEF | 11 | |
| Week 12 | Boo Boo Heads | DEF | -3 | |
| Week 13 | Boo Boo Heads | DEF | -1 | |
| Week 14 | Boo Boo Heads | BN | 23 | |
| Week 15 | Boo Boo Heads | DEF | 9 | |
| Week 16 | Boo Boo Heads | BN | -3 | |
| TOTAL | 116 | |||
| 2007 | Team | Pos | Pts | Details not available prior to 2022 |
| Week 1 | Lunsford's Llamas | BN | 6 | |
| Week 2 | Lunsford's Llamas | BN | 4 | |
| Week 3 | Lunsford's Llamas | BN | 6 | |
| Week 4 | Lunsford's Llamas | BN | 9 | |
| Week 5 | Lunsford's Llamas | BN | 13 | |
| Week 6 | Lunsford's Llamas | BN | 2 | |
| Week 7 | Lunsford's Llamas | BN | 4 | |
| Week 8 | Lunsford's Llamas | BN | 0 | |
| Week 9 | Lunsford's Llamas | BN | 4 | |
| Week 10 | Lunsford's Llamas | BN | 14 | |
| Week 11 | Lunsford's Llamas | BN | 23 | |
| Week 12 | Lunsford's Llamas | BN | 2 | |
| Week 13 | Lunsford's Llamas | BN | 15 | |
| Week 14 | Lunsford's Llamas | BN | 0 | |
| Week 15 | Lunsford's Llamas | BN | 4 | |
| Week 16 | Lunsford's Llamas | BN | 4 | |
| TOTAL | 110 |