- 2006 — The Penises
- 2007 — The Turkletones
- 2008 — The Edwins
- 2009 — ENORMOUS by E Harris
- 2010 — The Sexist Jokes
- 2011 — The Shit Birds
- 2012 — The Emoticons
- 2013 — The Emoticons
- 2014 — JerryYang@gmail.com
- 2015 — JerryYang@gmail.com
- 2016 — Crooked Lowell
- 2017 — Crooked Joey
- 2018 — Crooked Joey
- 2019 — Toronto Raptors
2006 — present
Edwin
Edwin has played in each of the league's 14 seasons, managing a team since the CPFFL's inaugural 2006 season.
| Year | Team Name | Finish | Record | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2006 | The Penises | 4 | 8-6-0 | 859 |
| 2007 | The Turkletones | 4 | 10-4-0 | 1363 |
| 2008 | The Edwins | 4 | 8-6-0 | 1100 |
| 2009 | ENORMOUS by E Harris | 10 | 5-9-0 | 1144 |
| 2010 | The Sexist Jokes | 11 | 4-10-0 | 941 |
| 2011 | The Shit Birds | 11 | 3-11-0 | 1054 |
| 2012 | The Emoticons | 3 | 12-2-0 | 1449 |
| 2013 | The Emoticons | 10 | 5-9-0 | 1051 |
| 2014 | JerryYang@gmail.com | 11 | 5-9-0 | 1089 |
| 2015 | JerryYang@gmail.com | 8 | 6-8-0 | 1280 |
| 2016 | Crooked Lowell | 12 | 3-11-0 | 1072 |
| 2017 | Crooked Joey | 9 | 7-7-0 | 11 |
| 2018 | Crooked Joey | 9 | 6-8-0 | 12 |
| 2019 | Toronto Raptors | 4 | 4-2-0 | 6 |
| Total | 86-102-0 | 12431 | ||
| Avg | 8 | 6-7-0 | 888 |
| Opponent | Record | Edwin's pts (avg) | Opponent's pts (avg) |
|---|---|---|---|
| Isaac | 7-13-0 | 1516 (72) | 1601 (76) |
| Jack | 10-9-0 | 1241 (62) | 1311 (66) |
| Jared | 12-5-0 | 1054 (59) | 1127 (63) |
| Joe | 3-3-0 | 275 (39) | 297 (42) |
| Joey | 6-14-0 | 1212 (61) | 1429 (71) |
| Lowell | 8-11-0 | 1377 (69) | 1533 (77) |
| Madison | 8-13-0 | 1325 (60) | 1429 (65) |
| Matt | 7-3-0 | 864 (86) | 736 (74) |
| Nico | 1-0-0 | 68 (68) | 38 (38) |
| Noah | 5-11-0 | 1100 (69) | 1289 (81) |
| Patrick | 0-5-0 | 176 (35) | 194 (39) |
| Philip | 3-5-0 | 660 (83) | 754 (94) |
| Tyler | 1-0-0 | 51 (51) | 34 (34) |
| Willie | 10-11-0 | 1494 (68) | 1551 (71) |