2013

The Emoticons

10th place (5-9-0) 1,051 points

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The Emoticons finished the 2013 season in 10th place after a regular season 10th place finish with 1,051 points and a 5-9-0 record. The Emoticons drafted 1st and made 1 roster move throughout the season.

Week 1
The Emoticons 130 W
Refrigerator Raiders 68
Rosters
The Emoticons Pts Pos Refrigerator Raiders Pts
Michael Vick - QB (Pit) 29 QB Matt Ryan - QB (Ind) 23
Demaryius Thomas - WR (NE) 28 WR Randall Cobb - WR (NYJ) 16
Reggie Wayne - WR (Ind) 15 WR Greg Jennings - WR (Mia) 3
Marques Colston - WR (NO) 12 WR Mike Wallace - WR (Phi) 1
Adrian Peterson - RB (Sea) 28 RB Doug Martin - RB (Oak) 10
David Wilson - RB (NYG) -3 RB Maurice Jones-Drew - RB (Oak) 4
Jermichael Finley - TE (GB) 11 TE Antonio Gates - TE (SD) 4
Matt Bryant - K (Atl) 5 K Kai Forbath - K (STL) 3
Patriots - DEF (NE) 5 DEF Steelers - DEF (Pit) 4
130 TOTAL 68
Eli Manning - QB (NYG) 36 BN Matt Schaub - QB (Atl) 29
Ryan Broyles - WR (Det) 0 BN Sidney Rice - WR (Sea) 3
Darrius Heyward-Bey - WR (Pit) 3 BN Isaac Redman - RB (Pit) -2
Bernard Pierce - RB (Jax) 2 BN Montee Ball - RB (Den) 2
Julius Thomas - TE (Mia) 23 BN Darren Sproles - RB (Phi) 10
Buccaneers - DEF (TB) 10 BN Justin Tucker - K (Bal) 9
159 OPTIMAL 88
Week 2
The Emoticons 97 W
Cat In A Wet Suit 93
Rosters
The Emoticons Pts Pos Cat In A Wet Suit Pts
Michael Vick - QB (Pit) 38 QB Cam Newton - QB (Car) 20
Marques Colston - WR (NO) 6 WR Julio Jones - WR (Phi) 24
Demaryius Thomas - WR (NE) 5 WR Kenbrell Thompkins - WR (NYJ) 4
Reggie Wayne - WR (Ind) 4 WR Mike Williams - WR (Buf) 0
Adrian Peterson - RB (Sea) 8 RB Chris Johnson - RB (Ari) 9
David Wilson - RB (NYG) 1 RB Jacquizz Rodgers - RB (TB) 3
Jermichael Finley - TE (GB) 12 TE Greg Olsen - TE (Sea) 14
Matt Bryant - K (Atl) 7 K Dan Bailey - K (Min) 14
Patriots - DEF (NE) 16 DEF Panthers - DEF (Car) 5
97 TOTAL 93
Eli Manning - QB (NYG) 12 BN Kenny Britt - WR (NE) 2
Ryan Broyles - WR (Det) 0 BN Leonard Hankerson - WR (Buf) 3
Darrius Heyward-Bey - WR (Pit) 1 BN Jerome Simpson - WR (SF) 4
Bernard Pierce - RB (Jax) 11 BN T.Y. Hilton - WR (Dal) 12
Julius Thomas - TE (Mia) 10 BN Danny Woodhead - RB (Bal) 5
Buccaneers - DEF (TB) 15 BN Seahawks - DEF (Sea) 22
107 OPTIMAL 124
Week 3
The Emoticons 80 L
First Blood 86
Rosters
The Emoticons Pts Pos First Blood Pts
Michael Vick - QB (Pit) 17 QB Alex Smith - QB (Was) 13
Demaryius Thomas - WR (NE) 9 WR Brian Hartline - WR (Cle) 11
Marques Colston - WR (NO) 7 WR Steve Johnson - WR (SD) 10
Reggie Wayne - WR (Ind) 5 WR Vincent Jackson - WR (TB) 3
Adrian Peterson - RB (Sea) 14 RB Matt Forte - RB (NYJ) 16
David Wilson - RB (NYG) 3 RB Alfred Morris - RB (NYG) 13
Jermichael Finley - TE (GB) 0 TE Tony Gonzalez - TE (Atl) 2
Matt Bryant - K (Atl) 13 K Matt Prater - K (Buf) 17
Patriots - DEF (NE) 12 DEF 49ers - DEF (SF) 1
80 TOTAL 86
Eli Manning - QB (NYG) 3 BN Russell Wilson - QB (NYG) 29
Ryan Broyles - WR (Det) 3 BN Danny Amendola - WR (Hou) 0
Darrius Heyward-Bey - WR (Pit) 5 BN Alshon Jeffery - WR (Phi) 5
Bernard Pierce - RB (Jax) 12 BN Santana Moss - WR (Was) 7
Julius Thomas - TE (Mia) 9 BN Daryl Richardson - RB (Pit) 0
Buccaneers - DEF (TB) 5 BN Vikings - DEF (Min) 10
98 OPTIMAL 115
Week 4
The Emoticons 116 W
Pump and Dump 98
Rosters
The Emoticons Pts Pos Pump and Dump Pts
Michael Vick - QB (Pit) 13 QB Jay Cutler - QB (Mia) 20
Demaryius Thomas - WR (NE) 20 WR Dwayne Bowe - WR (Cle) 11
Reggie Wayne - WR (Ind) 16 WR Calvin Johnson - WR (Det) 10
Marques Colston - WR (NO) 9 WR Cecil Shorts - WR (TB) 6
Adrian Peterson - RB (Sea) 26 RB DeMarco Murray - RB (Ten) 9
David Wilson - RB (NYG) 5 RB Darren McFadden - RB (Dal) 2
Julius Thomas - TE (Mia) 4 TE Martellus Bennett - TE (GB) 9
Matt Bryant - K (Atl) 12 K Garrett Hartley - K (Cle) 8
Buccaneers - DEF (TB) 11 DEF Colts - DEF (Ind) 23
116 TOTAL 98
Eli Manning - QB (NYG) 9 BN Aaron Rodgers - QB (Pit) 0
Ryan Broyles - WR (Det) 0 BN Chris Givens - WR (Bal) 4
Darrius Heyward-Bey - WR (Pit) 3 BN Kendall Wright - WR (Ari) 5
Bernard Pierce - RB (Jax) 0 BN Giovani Bernard - RB (TB) 6
Jermichael Finley - TE (GB) 0 BN Fred Jackson - RB (Sea) 14
Patriots - DEF (NE) 4 BN Charles Clay - TE (Ari) 10
116 OPTIMAL 111
Week 5
The Emoticons 76 L
West Coast Defence 85
Rosters
The Emoticons Pts Pos West Coast Defence Pts
Michael Vick - QB (Pit) 11 QB Colin Kaepernick - QB (SF) 11
Reggie Wayne - WR (Ind) 8 WR Denarius Moore - WR (Buf) 14
Demaryius Thomas - WR (NE) 5 WR Eric Decker - WR (Ten) 12
Marques Colston - WR (NO) 1 WR Wes Welker - WR (STL) 10
David Wilson - RB (NYG) 7 RB LeSean McCoy - RB (TB) 14
Bernard Pierce - RB (Jax) 4 RB Lamar Miller - RB (NO) 1
Julius Thomas - TE (Mia) 24 TE Jared Cook - TE (SD) 2
Matt Bryant - K (Atl) 4 K Stephen Hauschka - K (Jax) 17
Patriots - DEF (NE) 12 DEF Bills - DEF (Buf) 4
76 TOTAL 85
Eli Manning - QB (NYG) 19 BN Andy Dalton - QB (Car) 8
Darrius Heyward-Bey - WR (Pit) 0 BN Eddie Royal - WR (Chi) 0
Ryan Broyles - WR (Det) 2 BN Roddy White - WR (Atl) 4
Adrian Peterson - RB (Sea) 0 BN Stevan Ridley - RB (Pit) 0
Jermichael Finley - TE (GB) 3 BN Le'Veon Bell - RB (TB) 0
Buccaneers - DEF (TB) 0 BN Cowboys - DEF (Dal) 0
85 OPTIMAL 85
Week 6
The Emoticons 31 L
Y'all are Dicks 96
Rosters
The Emoticons Pts Pos Y'all are Dicks Pts
Michael Vick - QB (Pit) 0 QB Peyton Manning - QB (Den) 17
Reggie Wayne - WR (Ind) 8 WR Jordy Nelson - WR (Oak) 17
Demaryius Thomas - WR (NE) 7 WR Steve Smith - WR (Bal) 8
Marques Colston - WR (NO) 1 WR Victor Cruz - WR (NYG) 6
Bernard Pierce - RB (Jax) 2 RB Arian Foster - RB (Mia) 19
David Wilson - RB (NYG) 0 RB DeAngelo Williams - RB (Pit) 11
Julius Thomas - TE (Mia) 8 TE Garrett Graham - TE (Hou) 2
Matt Bryant - K (Atl) 0 K David Akers - K (Det) 9
Patriots - DEF (NE) 5 DEF Bengals - DEF (Cin) 7
31 TOTAL 96
Eli Manning - QB (NYG) 9 BN Philip Rivers - QB (Ind) 15
Ryan Broyles - WR (Det) 0 BN Nate Washington - WR (Hou) 1
Darrius Heyward-Bey - WR (Pit) 1 BN Sidney Rice - WR (Sea) 1
Adrian Peterson - RB (Sea) 8 BN Jason Snelling - RB (Atl) 0
Jermichael Finley - TE (GB) 7 BN Scott Chandler - TE (NE) 10
Buccaneers - DEF (TB) 2 BN Titans - DEF (Ten) 13
48 OPTIMAL 110
Week 7
The Emoticons 49 W
FilipFuckinRivers 41
Rosters
The Emoticons Pts Pos FilipFuckinRivers Pts
Michael Vick - QB (Pit) 0 QB Tony Romo - QB (Dal) 14
Demaryius Thomas - WR (NE) 14 WR Golden Tate - WR (Ten) 7
Reggie Wayne - WR (Ind) 5 WR Torrey Smith - WR (Car) 6
Marques Colston - WR (NO) 0 WR Antonio Brown - WR (TB) 5
Bernard Pierce - RB (Jax) 1 RB C.J. Spiller - RB (KC) 1
David Wilson - RB (NYG) 0 RB Steven Jackson - RB (NE) 0
Julius Thomas - TE (Mia) 10 TE Jimmy Graham - TE (NO) 0
Matt Bryant - K (Atl) 7 K Phil Dawson - K (Ari) 8
Patriots - DEF (NE) 12 DEF Broncos - DEF (Den) 0
49 TOTAL 41
Eli Manning - QB (NYG) 14 BN Sam Bradford - QB (Ari) 14
Ryan Broyles - WR (Det) 1 BN Brandon LaFell - WR (Oak) 3
Darrius Heyward-Bey - WR (Pit) 13 BN Michael Floyd - WR (Was) 7
Adrian Peterson - RB (Sea) 4 BN Chris Ivory - RB (Buf) 10
Jermichael Finley - TE (GB) 13 BN Brandon Myers - TE (TB) 1
Buccaneers - DEF (TB) 2 BN Chargers - DEF (SD) 15
83 OPTIMAL 69
Week 8
1 transaction
➕ Pierre Thomas - RB (SF) ← free agent
➖ David Wilson - RB (NYG) → free agent
The Emoticons 59 L
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 111
Rosters
The Emoticons Pts Pos ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Pts
Michael Vick - QB (Pit) -1 QB Drew Brees - QB (NO) 43
Demaryius Thomas - WR (NE) 13 WR Larry Fitzgerald - WR (Ari) 10
Marques Colston - WR (NO) 1 WR DeSean Jackson - WR (Bal) 6
Ryan Broyles - WR (Det) 0 WR Pierre Garcon - WR (SF) 4
Adrian Peterson - RB (Sea) 14 RB Knowshon Moreno - RB (Mia) 18
Pierre Thomas - RB (SF) 8 RB Jamaal Charles - RB (Jax) 11
Julius Thomas - TE (Mia) 2 TE Heath Miller - TE (Pit) 1
Matt Bryant - K (Atl) 7 K Nick Folk - K (NYJ) 13
Patriots - DEF (NE) 15 DEF Falcons - DEF (Atl) 5
59 TOTAL 111
Eli Manning - QB (NYG) 9 BN Robert Griffin III - QB (Bal) 5
Reggie Wayne - WR (Ind) 0 BN Marlon Brown - WR (Den) 0
Darrius Heyward-Bey - WR (Pit) 0 BN Terrance Williams - WR (Dal) 12
Bernard Pierce - RB (Jax) 0 BN Brandon Bolden - RB (Oak) 8
Jermichael Finley - TE (GB) 0 BN Joique Bell - RB (Det) 11
Buccaneers - DEF (TB) 2 BN Coby Fleener - TE (NO) 0
69 OPTIMAL 119
Week 9
The Emoticons 45 L
Smokin' Reggie Bush 51
Rosters
The Emoticons Pts Pos Smokin' Reggie Bush Pts
Michael Vick - QB (Pit) 0 QB Matthew Stafford - QB (STL) 0
Demaryius Thomas - WR (NE) 0 WR A.J. Green - WR (Ari) 12
Ryan Broyles - WR (Det) 0 WR Greg Jennings - WR (Mia) 5
Marques Colston - WR (NO) 0 WR Julian Edelman - WR (NE) 1
Adrian Peterson - RB (Sea) 23 RB Ray Rice - RB (Bal) 3
Pierre Thomas - RB (SF) 8 RB Reggie Bush - RB (Buf) 0
Julius Thomas - TE (Mia) 0 TE Jason Witten - TE (Oak) 16
Matt Bryant - K (Atl) 4 K Stephen Gostkowski - K (Ten) 13
Patriots - DEF (NE) 10 DEF Steelers - DEF (Pit) 1
45 TOTAL 51
Eli Manning - QB (NYG) 0 BN Joe Flacco - QB (Cin) 24
Reggie Wayne - WR (Ind) 0 BN Tavon Austin - WR (Buf) 0
Darrius Heyward-Bey - WR (Pit) 1 BN Andre Johnson - WR (Ten) 40
Bernard Pierce - RB (Jax) 1 BN Maurice Jones-Drew - RB (Oak) 0
Jermichael Finley - TE (GB) 0 BN Ryan Mathews - RB (Phi) 3
Buccaneers - DEF (TB) 6 BN Jermaine Gresham - TE (Ari) 3
46 OPTIMAL 117
Week 10
The Emoticons 106 W
Daft Punt 44
Rosters
The Emoticons Pts Pos Daft Punt Pts
Michael Vick - QB (Pit) 0 QB Terrelle Pryor Sr. - QB (NYJ) 7
Demaryius Thomas - WR (NE) 28 WR Doug Baldwin - WR (Sea) 7
Marques Colston - WR (NO) 16 WR Emmanuel Sanders - WR (Buf) 3
Ryan Broyles - WR (Det) 0 WR Anquan Boldin - WR (Det) 2
Pierre Thomas - RB (SF) 22 RB Eddie Lacy - RB (Sea) 8
Adrian Peterson - RB (Sea) 19 RB Trenton Richardson - RB (Ind) 3
Julius Thomas - TE (Mia) 15 TE Vernon Davis - TE (Was) 0
Matt Bryant - K (Atl) 6 K Blair Walsh - K (Sea) 11
Patriots - DEF (NE) 0 DEF Colts - DEF (Ind) 3
106 TOTAL 44
Eli Manning - QB (NYG) 9 BN Tom Brady - QB (TB) 0
Reggie Wayne - WR (Ind) 0 BN Dwayne Bowe - WR (Cle) 0
Darrius Heyward-Bey - WR (Pit) 3 BN Rueben Randle - WR (NYG) 11
Bernard Pierce - RB (Jax) 4 BN Kenny Stills - WR (NO) 13
Jermichael Finley - TE (GB) 0 BN Shane Vereen - RB (NYG) 0
Buccaneers - DEF (TB) 7 BN Giovani Bernard - RB (TB) 14
125 OPTIMAL 74
Week 11
The Emoticons 56 L
Dirtbags 72
Rosters
The Emoticons Pts Pos Dirtbags Pts
Michael Vick - QB (Pit) 0 QB Andrew Luck - QB (Ind) 18
Demaryius Thomas - WR (NE) 12 WR Wes Welker - WR (STL) 7
Marques Colston - WR (NO) 8 WR Hakeem Nicks - WR (NYG) 5
Ryan Broyles - WR (Det) 0 WR Brandon Marshall - WR (Sea) 4
Pierre Thomas - RB (SF) 7 RB Marshawn Lynch - RB (Sea) 23
Adrian Peterson - RB (Sea) 6 RB Frank Gore - RB (NYJ) 4
Julius Thomas - TE (Mia) 10 TE Jordan Cameron - TE (Mia) 2
Matt Bryant - K (Atl) 10 K Alex Henery - K (Det) 6
Patriots - DEF (NE) 3 DEF Ravens - DEF (Bal) 3
56 TOTAL 72
Eli Manning - QB (NYG) 15 BN Ben Roethlisberger - QB (Pit) 39
Reggie Wayne - WR (Ind) 0 BN Jarrett Boykin - WR (GB) 9
Darrius Heyward-Bey - WR (Pit) 1 BN Jonathan Stewart - RB (NYG) 1
Bernard Pierce - RB (Jax) 1 BN BenJarvus Green-Ellis - RB (Cin) 6
Jermichael Finley - TE (GB) 0 BN Charles Clay - TE (Ari) 15
Buccaneers - DEF (TB) 16 BN Saints - DEF (NO) 6
85 OPTIMAL 116
Week 12
The Emoticons 79 L
Refrigerator Raiders 80
Rosters
The Emoticons Pts Pos Refrigerator Raiders Pts
Eli Manning - QB (NYG) 18 QB Matt Ryan - QB (Ind) 12
Demaryius Thomas - WR (NE) 10 WR Josh Gordon - WR (Ten) 29
Marques Colston - WR (NO) 4 WR Keenan Allen - WR (SD) 12
Ryan Broyles - WR (Det) 0 WR James Jones - WR (GB) 8
Adrian Peterson - RB (Sea) 18 RB Zac Stacy - RB (NYJ) 15
Pierre Thomas - RB (SF) 12 RB Ben Tate - RB (Min) 2
Julius Thomas - TE (Mia) 0 TE Antonio Gates - TE (SD) 2
Matt Bryant - K (Atl) 7 K Adam Vinatieri - K (Ind) 3
Patriots - DEF (NE) 10 DEF Chiefs - DEF (KC) -3
79 TOTAL 80
Michael Vick - QB (Pit) 0 BN Nick Foles - QB (Ind) 0
Reggie Wayne - WR (Ind) 0 BN Riley Cooper - WR (Phi) 0
Darrius Heyward-Bey - WR (Pit) 4 BN Miles Austin - WR (Phi) 1
Bernard Pierce - RB (Jax) 3 BN Bobby Rainey - RB (Bal) 3
Jermichael Finley - TE (GB) 0 BN Danny Woodhead - RB (Bal) 18
Buccaneers - DEF (TB) 20 BN Jordan Reed - TE (SF) 0
93 OPTIMAL 99
Week 13
The Emoticons 61 L
Cat In A Wet Suit 100
Rosters
The Emoticons Pts Pos Cat In A Wet Suit Pts
Eli Manning - QB (NYG) 13 QB Cam Newton - QB (Car) 30
Demaryius Thomas - WR (NE) 10 WR Rod Streater - WR (Cle) 5
Marques Colston - WR (NO) 2 WR T.Y. Hilton - WR (Dal) 4
Ryan Broyles - WR (Det) 0 WR Lance Moore - WR (Det) 1
Adrian Peterson - RB (Sea) 21 RB Chris Johnson - RB (Ari) 15
Pierre Thomas - RB (SF) 2 RB Donald Brown - RB (SD) 12
Julius Thomas - TE (Mia) 0 TE Greg Olsen - TE (Sea) 8
Matt Bryant - K (Atl) 11 K Robbie Gould - K (SF) 9
Patriots - DEF (NE) 2 DEF Panthers - DEF (Car) 16
61 TOTAL 100
Michael Vick - QB (Pit) 0 BN Marvin Jones Jr. - WR (Det) 1
Reggie Wayne - WR (Ind) 0 BN Kenbrell Thompkins - WR (NYJ) 1
Darrius Heyward-Bey - WR (Pit) 1 BN Jacquizz Rodgers - RB (TB) 2
Bernard Pierce - RB (Jax) 3 BN Darren Sproles - RB (Phi) 4
Jermichael Finley - TE (GB) 0 BN Mike Tolbert - RB (Buf) 8
Buccaneers - DEF (TB) 4 BN Seahawks - DEF (Sea) 13
65 OPTIMAL 100
Week 14
The Emoticons 66 L
First Blood 107
Rosters
The Emoticons Pts Pos First Blood Pts
Eli Manning - QB (NYG) 12 QB Russell Wilson - QB (NYG) 11
Marques Colston - WR (NO) 24 WR Alshon Jeffery - WR (Phi) 14
Demaryius Thomas - WR (NE) 14 WR Vincent Jackson - WR (TB) 13
Ryan Broyles - WR (Det) 0 WR Brian Hartline - WR (Cle) 11
Pierre Thomas - RB (SF) 2 RB Matt Forte - RB (NYJ) 23
Adrian Peterson - RB (Sea) 1 RB Alfred Morris - RB (NYG) 3
Julius Thomas - TE (Mia) 9 TE Tony Gonzalez - TE (Atl) 8
Matt Bryant - K (Atl) 3 K Matt Prater - K (Buf) 17
Patriots - DEF (NE) 1 DEF 49ers - DEF (SF) 7
66 TOTAL 107
Michael Vick - QB (Pit) 0 BN Alex Smith - QB (Was) 17
Reggie Wayne - WR (Ind) 0 BN Santana Moss - WR (Was) 3
Darrius Heyward-Bey - WR (Pit) 2 BN Steve Johnson - WR (SD) 6
Bernard Pierce - RB (Jax) 1 BN Danny Amendola - WR (Hou) 9
Jermichael Finley - TE (GB) 0 BN Daryl Richardson - RB (Pit) 0
Buccaneers - DEF (TB) 24 BN Vikings - DEF (Min) 7
91 OPTIMAL 113