The Penises finished the 2006 season in 4th place after a regular season 3rd place finish with 859 points and a 8-6-0 record. The Penises drafted 10th and made 13 transactions throughout the season.

Week 1
1 transaction ➕ Greg Jennings - WR (Mia) ← waiver wire +24 pts +0 wins See week-by-week eval
The Penises 62	W
The Super Dupers 43
Rosters The Penises Pts Pos The Super Dupers Pts Donovan McNabb - QB (Min) 22 QB Carson Palmer - QB (Ari) 0 Terry Glenn - WR (Dal) 4 WR Muhsin Muhammad - WR (Car) 5 Joe Horn - WR (Atl) 1 WR Marvin Harrison - WR (Ind) 5 Lee Evans - WR (Bal) 1 WR Jerry Porter - WR (Jax) 0 Rudi Johnson - RB (Det) 10 RB LaDainian Tomlinson - RB (NYJ) 12 Edgerrin James - RB (Sea) 9 RB Corey Dillon - RB (NE) 4 Benjamin Watson - TE (NE) 2 TE Jeremy Shockey - TE (Car) 8 Lawrence Tynes - K (TB) 4 K Sebastian Janikowski - K (Sea) 0 Jaguars - DEF (Jax) 9 DEF Eagles - DEF (Phi) 9 62 TOTAL 43 Aaron Brooks - QB (Oak) 2 BN Mark Brunell - QB (NYJ) 3 Greg Jennings - WR (Mia) 0 BN T.J. Houshmandzadeh - WR (Oak) 0 Braylon Edwards - WR (Sea) 1 BN Amani Toomer - WR (NYG) 2 Joseph Addai - RB (Ind) 2 BN Isaac Bruce - WR (SF) 3 Ben Troupe - TE (Oak) 1 BN Tatum Bell - RB (Den) 3 Giants - DEF (NYG) 3 BN Courtney Anderson - TE (Det) 0 62 OPTIMAL 49
Week 2
The Penises 81	W
The Crunkateers 58
Rosters The Penises Pts Pos The Crunkateers Pts Donovan McNabb - QB (Min) 20 QB Matt Hasselbeck - QB (Ind) 6 Terry Glenn - WR (Dal) 10 WR Joey Galloway - WR (Was) 8 Joe Horn - WR (Atl) 4 WR Torry Holt - WR (Jax) 7 Lee Evans - WR (Bal) 0 WR Keenan McCardell - WR (Was) 2 Rudi Johnson - RB (Det) 19 RB Deuce McAllister - RB (NO) 15 Edgerrin James - RB (Sea) 4 RB Julius Jones - RB (Sea) 2 Benjamin Watson - TE (NE) 1 TE Alge Crumpler - TE (NE) 1 Lawrence Tynes - K (TB) 7 K John Kasay - K (NO) 7 Jaguars - DEF (Jax) 16 DEF Panthers - DEF (Car) 10 81 TOTAL 58 Aaron Brooks - QB (Oak) -4 BN Daunte Culpepper - QB (Det) 9 Braylon Edwards - WR (Sea) 5 BN Nate Burleson - WR (Det) 0 Greg Jennings - WR (Mia) 9 BN Ronald Curry - WR (Oak) 1 Joseph Addai - RB (Ind) 9 BN Cedric Benson - RB (GB) 1 Ben Troupe - TE (Oak) 0 BN Marcedes Lewis - TE (Den) 0 Giants - DEF (NYG) 3 BN Cowboys - DEF (Dal) 12 96 OPTIMAL 63
Week 3
1 transaction ➕ Olindo Mare - K (Chi) ← free agent +15 pts +0 wins See week-by-week eval ➖ Aaron Brooks - QB (Oak) → waiver wire
The Penises 59	L
J-Plex 76
Rosters The Penises Pts Pos J-Plex Pts Donovan McNabb - QB (Min) 17 QB Jake Delhomme - QB (Hou) 7 Greg Jennings - WR (Mia) 11 WR Keyshawn Johnson - WR (Car) 16 Lee Evans - WR (Bal) 5 WR Antwaan Randle El - WR (Pit) 7 Joe Horn - WR (Atl) 2 WR Santana Moss - WR (Was) 2 Edgerrin James - RB (Sea) 10 RB Clinton Portis - RB (Was) 19 Rudi Johnson - RB (Det) 2 RB Willie Parker - RB (Pit) 18 Benjamin Watson - TE (NE) 2 TE L.J. Smith - TE (Bal) 6 Olindo Mare - K (Chi) 8 K Adam Vinatieri - K (Ind) 0 Jaguars - DEF (Jax) 2 DEF Patriots - DEF (NE) 1 59 TOTAL 76 Terry Glenn - WR (Dal) 0 BN Philip Rivers - QB (Ind) 0 Braylon Edwards - WR (Sea) 11 BN Matt Jones - WR (Jax) 0 Joseph Addai - RB (Ind) 0 BN LaMont Jordan - RB (Den) 0 Ben Troupe - TE (Oak) 2 BN Tony Gonzalez - TE (Atl) 0 Lawrence Tynes - K (TB) 0 BN Martin Gramatica - K (NO) 3 Giants - DEF (NYG) 8 BN Buccaneers - DEF (TB) 9 74 OPTIMAL 87
Week 4
The Penises 77	W
Refrigerator Raiders 28
Rosters The Penises Pts Pos Refrigerator Raiders Pts Donovan McNabb - QB (Min) 29 QB Brett Favre - QB (Min) -2 Terry Glenn - WR (Dal) 15 WR Anquan Boldin - WR (Det) 2 Lee Evans - WR (Bal) 4 WR Derrick Mason - WR (NYJ) 1 Braylon Edwards - WR (Sea) 3 WR Donte' Stallworth - WR (NE) 1 Rudi Johnson - RB (Det) 10 RB Larry Johnson - RB (Mia) 19 Edgerrin James - RB (Sea) 3 RB Warrick Dunn - RB (TB) 2 Benjamin Watson - TE (NE) 1 TE Dallas Clark - TE (Bal) 0 Lawrence Tynes - K (TB) 12 K David Akers - K (Det) 8 Jaguars - DEF (Jax) 0 DEF Seahawks - DEF (Sea) -3 77 TOTAL 28 Greg Jennings - WR (Mia) 4 BN Tom Brady - QB (TB) 14 Joe Horn - WR (Atl) 5 BN Plaxico Burress - WR (Pit) 0 Joseph Addai - RB (Ind) 10 BN Cadillac Williams - RB (STL) 0 Ben Troupe - TE (Oak) 7 BN Frank Gore - RB (NYJ) 1 Olindo Mare - K (Chi) 11 BN Heath Miller - TE (Pit) 0 Giants - DEF (NYG) 0 BN Jeff Reed - K (Pit) 0 92 OPTIMAL 44
Week 5
The Penises 85	W
The Madison Bullard 23
Rosters The Penises Pts Pos The Madison Bullard Pts Donovan McNabb - QB (Min) 23 QB Chad Pennington - QB (Mia) -5 Lee Evans - WR (Bal) 10 WR Reggie Brown - WR (Phi) 9 Terry Glenn - WR (Dal) 3 WR Isaac Bruce - WR (SF) 1 Braylon Edwards - WR (Sea) 1 WR Donald Driver - WR (GB) 1 Edgerrin James - RB (Sea) 5 RB Steven Jackson - RB (NE) 5 Joseph Addai - RB (Ind) 3 RB Ladell Betts - RB (NO) 0 Benjamin Watson - TE (NE) 1 TE Desmond Clark - TE (Chi) 0 Lawrence Tynes - K (TB) 13 K Jeff Wilkins - K (STL) 11 Jaguars - DEF (Jax) 26 DEF Bills - DEF (Buf) 1 85 TOTAL 23 Joe Horn - WR (Atl) 2 BN Eric Moulds - WR (Ten) 0 Greg Jennings - WR (Mia) 11 BN Darrell Jackson - WR (Den) 0 Rudi Johnson - RB (Det) 0 BN Tiki Barber - RB (NYG) 6 Ben Troupe - TE (Oak) 0 BN Antonio Gates - TE (SD) 8 Olindo Mare - K (Chi) 5 BN Mike Vanderjagt - K (Dal) 6 Giants - DEF (NYG) 10 BN Chargers - DEF (SD) 13 95 OPTIMAL 49
Week 6
The Penises 52	L
The Level 60 Orcs 82
Rosters The Penises Pts Pos The Level 60 Orcs Pts Donovan McNabb - QB (Min) 14 QB Peyton Manning - QB (Den) 0 Joe Horn - WR (Atl) 17 WR Deion Branch - WR (Ind) 15 Lee Evans - WR (Bal) 4 WR Roy Williams - WR (Chi) 14 Terry Glenn - WR (Dal) 2 WR Hines Ward - WR (Pit) 8 Rudi Johnson - RB (Det) 2 RB Brian Westbrook - RB (SF) 3 Edgerrin James - RB (Sea) 0 RB Thomas Jones - RB (KC) 2 Ben Troupe - TE (Oak) 0 TE Chris Cooley - TE (Was) 7 Lawrence Tynes - K (TB) 1 K Josh Brown - K (NYG) 16 Giants - DEF (NYG) 12 DEF Bears - DEF (Chi) 17 52 TOTAL 82 Braylon Edwards - WR (Sea) 0 BN Drew Brees - QB (NO) 19 Greg Jennings - WR (Mia) 0 BN Michael Jenkins - WR (Min) 1 Joseph Addai - RB (Ind) 0 BN Domanick Williams - RB (Hou) 0 Benjamin Watson - TE (NE) 0 BN Marcus Pollard - TE (Atl) 1 Olindo Mare - K (Chi) 5 BN Jason Elam - K (Atl) 9 Jaguars - DEF (Jax) 0 BN Bengals - DEF (Cin) 5 56 OPTIMAL 101
Week 7
The Penises 39	L
The Rockets 47
Rosters The Penises Pts Pos The Rockets Pts Donovan McNabb - QB (Min) 21 QB Eli Manning - QB (NYG) 13 Terry Glenn - WR (Dal) 2 WR Javon Walker - WR (Oak) 5 Greg Jennings - WR (Mia) 0 WR Chad Johnson - WR (NE) 3 Lee Evans - WR (Bal) -2 WR Laveranues Coles - WR (NYJ) 1 Rudi Johnson - RB (Det) 5 RB Willis McGahee - RB (Cle) 5 Edgerrin James - RB (Sea) 1 RB Ronnie Brown - RB (Hou) 5 Benjamin Watson - TE (NE) 3 TE Randy McMichael - TE (SD) 3 Lawrence Tynes - K (TB) 8 K Neil Rackers - K (Hou) 10 Jaguars - DEF (Jax) 1 DEF Colts - DEF (Ind) 2 39 TOTAL 47 Joe Horn - WR (Atl) 0 BN Byron Leftwich - QB (Pit) 2 Braylon Edwards - WR (Sea) 0 BN Reggie Williams - WR (Jax) 0 Joseph Addai - RB (Ind) 5 BN Andre Johnson - WR (Ten) 11 Ben Troupe - TE (Oak) 0 BN Dominic Rhodes - RB (Ind) 1 Olindo Mare - K (Chi) 12 BN Fred Taylor - RB (NE) 2 Giants - DEF (NYG) 22 BN Ravens - DEF (Bal) 0 70 OPTIMAL 57
Week 8
The Penises 68	W
Four Horsemen 38
Rosters The Penises Pts Pos Four Horsemen Pts Donovan McNabb - QB (Min) 4 QB Marc Bulger - QB (Bal) 18 Joe Horn - WR (Atl) 12 WR Terrell Owens - WR (Cin) 7 Terry Glenn - WR (Dal) 2 WR Chris Chambers - WR (KC) 0 Braylon Edwards - WR (Sea) 1 WR Larry Fitzgerald - WR (Ari) 0 Edgerrin James - RB (Sea) 11 RB Chester Taylor - RB (Ari) 2 Rudi Johnson - RB (Det) 8 RB Maurice Jones-Drew - RB (Oak) 2 Benjamin Watson - TE (NE) 10 TE Chris Baker - TE (Sea) 0 Lawrence Tynes - K (TB) 9 K Jay Feely - K (Chi) 5 Jaguars - DEF (Jax) 11 DEF Falcons - DEF (Atl) 4 68 TOTAL 38 Lee Evans - WR (Bal) 0 BN Mike Furrey - WR (Cle) 0 Greg Jennings - WR (Mia) 0 BN Shaun Alexander - RB (Was) 0 Joseph Addai - RB (Ind) 5 BN Kevin Jones - RB (Chi) 0 Ben Troupe - TE (Oak) 0 BN Owen Daniels - TE (Den) 16 Olindo Mare - K (Chi) 0 BN Ryan Longwell - K (Sea) 1 Giants - DEF (NYG) 11 BN Jets - DEF (NYJ) 6 68 OPTIMAL 56
Week 9
1 transaction ➕ Brett Favre - QB (Min) ← free agent +36 pts +0 wins See week-by-week eval ➖ Ben Troupe - TE (Oak) → waiver wire
The Penises 51	W
The Schaafsmation 34
Rosters The Penises Pts Pos The Schaafsmation Pts Brett Favre - QB (Min) 7 QB Michael Vick - QB (Pit) 7 Terry Glenn - WR (Dal) 7 WR Rod Smith - WR (Den) 8 Greg Jennings - WR (Mia) 3 WR Reggie Wayne - WR (Ind) 4 Joe Horn - WR (Atl) 0 WR Steve Smith - WR (Bal) 0 Rudi Johnson - RB (Det) 9 RB Reggie Bush - RB (Buf) 1 Joseph Addai - RB (Ind) 8 RB DeShaun Foster - RB (SF) 0 Benjamin Watson - TE (NE) 2 TE Todd Heap - TE (Ari) 4 Lawrence Tynes - K (TB) 8 K Shayne Graham - K (Atl) 10 Giants - DEF (NYG) 7 DEF Steelers - DEF (Pit) 0 51 TOTAL 34 Donovan McNabb - QB (Min) 0 BN Drew Bledsoe - QB (Dal) 0 Lee Evans - WR (Bal) 8 BN Brandon Lloyd - WR (SF) 1 Braylon Edwards - WR (Sea) 9 BN Drew Bennett - WR (STL) 8 Edgerrin James - RB (Sea) 0 BN Jamal Lewis - RB (Cle) 9 Olindo Mare - K (Chi) 7 BN Nate Kaeding - K (SD) 6 Jaguars - DEF (Jax) 17 BN Commanders - DEF (Was) 7 75 OPTIMAL 58
Week 10
The Penises 42	L
The Super Dupers 104
Rosters The Penises Pts Pos The Super Dupers Pts Donovan McNabb - QB (Min) 17 QB Carson Palmer - QB (Ari) 24 Lee Evans - WR (Bal) 3 WR Jerricho Cotchery - WR (Car) 9 Terry Glenn - WR (Dal) 0 WR T.J. Houshmandzadeh - WR (Oak) 4 Joe Horn - WR (Atl) 0 WR Marvin Harrison - WR (Ind) 1 Rudi Johnson - RB (Det) 10 RB LaDainian Tomlinson - RB (NYJ) 31 Edgerrin James - RB (Sea) 1 RB Marion Barber - RB (Chi) 9 Benjamin Watson - TE (NE) 0 TE Kellen Winslow - TE (NYJ) 4 Lawrence Tynes - K (TB) 4 K John Carney - K (NO) 7 Jaguars - DEF (Jax) 7 DEF Eagles - DEF (Phi) 15 42 TOTAL 104 Brett Favre - QB (Min) 18 BN Alex Smith - QB (Was) 0 Greg Jennings - WR (Mia) 1 BN Devery Henderson - WR (NO) 0 Braylon Edwards - WR (Sea) 7 BN Bernard Berrian - WR (Min) 0 Joseph Addai - RB (Ind) 11 BN Corey Dillon - RB (NE) 4 Olindo Mare - K (Chi) 8 BN Jeremy Shockey - TE (Car) 0 Giants - DEF (NYG) 7 BN Saints - DEF (NO) -2 65 OPTIMAL 104
Week 11
The Penises 71	W
The Crunkateers 54
Rosters The Penises Pts Pos The Crunkateers Pts Donovan McNabb - QB (Min) -1 QB Rex Grossman - QB (Was) 8 Lee Evans - WR (Bal) 25 WR Joey Galloway - WR (Was) 9 Joe Horn - WR (Atl) 10 WR Torry Holt - WR (Jax) 1 Terry Glenn - WR (Dal) 3 WR Marques Colston - WR,TE (NO) 0 Rudi Johnson - RB (Det) 5 RB Julius Jones - RB (Sea) 4 Edgerrin James - RB (Sea) 4 RB Deuce McAllister - RB (NO) 3 Benjamin Watson - TE (NE) 9 TE Alge Crumpler - TE (NE) 0 Lawrence Tynes - K (TB) 5 K Matt Stover - K (Ind) 6 Jaguars - DEF (Jax) 11 DEF Panthers - DEF (Car) 23 71 TOTAL 54 Brett Favre - QB (Min) 1 BN Matt Hasselbeck - QB (Ind) 0 Greg Jennings - WR (Mia) 1 BN Drew Carter - WR (Car) 0 Braylon Edwards - WR (Sea) 6 BN Nate Washington - WR (Hou) 1 Joseph Addai - RB (Ind) 2 BN Laurence Maroney - RB (NE) 11 Olindo Mare - K (Chi) 7 BN John Kasay - K (NO) 8 Giants - DEF (NYG) 2 BN Cowboys - DEF (Dal) 17 78 OPTIMAL 65
Week 12
9 transactions ➕ Matt Hasselbeck - QB (Ind) ← The Crunkateers +0 pts +0 wins See week-by-week eval ➕ Rex Grossman - QB (Was) ← The Crunkateers ➖ Donovan McNabb - QB (Min) → The Crunkateers ➖ Brett Favre - QB (Min) → The Crunkateers ➕ Deuce McAllister - RB (NO) ← The Crunkateers +0 pts +0 wins See week-by-week eval ➕ Alge Crumpler - TE (NE) ← The Crunkateers ➖ Benjamin Watson - TE (NE) → The Crunkateers ➖ Edgerrin James - RB (Sea) → The Crunkateers ➕ Torry Holt - WR (Jax) ← The Crunkateers -14 pts +0 wins See week-by-week eval ➕ Marques Colston - WR,TE (NO) ← The Crunkateers ➖ Terry Glenn - WR (Dal) → The Crunkateers ➖ Joe Horn - WR (Atl) → The Crunkateers ➕ Cowboys - DEF (Dal) ← The Crunkateers +3 pts +0 wins See week-by-week eval ➖ Giants - DEF (NYG) → The Crunkateers ➕ John Kasay - K (NO) ← The Crunkateers +0 pts +0 wins See week-by-week eval ➖ Olindo Mare - K (Chi) → The Crunkateers ➕ Joey Galloway - WR (Was) ← The Crunkateers +11 pts +0 wins See week-by-week eval ➕ Joe Horn - WR (Atl) ← The Crunkateers ➖ Braylon Edwards - WR (Sea) → The Crunkateers ➖ Greg Jennings - WR (Mia) → The Crunkateers ➕ Brett Favre - QB (Min) ← The Crunkateers -38 pts +0 wins See week-by-week eval ➕ Donovan McNabb - QB (Min) ← The Crunkateers ➖ Matt Hasselbeck - QB (Ind) → The Crunkateers ➖ Rex Grossman - QB (Was) → The Crunkateers ➕ Greg Jennings - WR (Mia) ← The Crunkateers -15 pts +0 wins See week-by-week eval ➕ Braylon Edwards - WR (Sea) ← The Crunkateers ➖ Torry Holt - WR (Jax) → The Crunkateers ➖ Marques Colston - WR,TE (NO) → The Crunkateers ➕ Edgerrin James - RB (Sea) ← The Crunkateers -12 pts +0 wins See week-by-week eval ➕ Benjamin Watson - TE (NE) ← The Crunkateers ➖ Deuce McAllister - RB (NO) → The Crunkateers ➖ Alge Crumpler - TE (NE) → The Crunkateers
The Penises 81	W
J-Plex 57
Rosters The Penises Pts Pos J-Plex Pts Brett Favre - QB (Min) 3 QB Philip Rivers - QB (Ind) 0 Joe Horn - WR (Atl) 3 WR Chris Henry - WR (Cin) 14 Lee Evans - WR (Bal) 2 WR Keyshawn Johnson - WR (Car) 1 Greg Jennings - WR (Mia) 2 WR Muhsin Muhammad - WR (Car) 1 Joseph Addai - RB (Ind) 33 RB Frank Gore - RB (NYJ) 13 Rudi Johnson - RB (Det) 9 RB Willie Parker - RB (Pit) 1 Benjamin Watson - TE (NE) 10 TE L.J. Smith - TE (Bal) 7 John Kasay - K (NO) 10 K Robbie Gould - K (SF) 8 Cowboys - DEF (Dal) 9 DEF Vikings - DEF (Min) 12 81 TOTAL 57 Donovan McNabb - QB (Min) 0 BN Jake Delhomme - QB (Hou) 5 Braylon Edwards - WR (Sea) 1 BN Santana Moss - WR (Was) 0 Joey Galloway - WR (Was) 3 BN Mike Bell - RB (Cle) 1 Edgerrin James - RB (Sea) -2 BN Tony Gonzalez - TE (Atl) 1 Lawrence Tynes - K (TB) 13 BN Adam Vinatieri - K (Ind) 10 Jaguars - DEF (Jax) 2 BN Patriots - DEF (NE) 15 85 OPTIMAL 67
Week 13
1 transaction ➕ Terry Glenn - WR (Dal) ← The Crunkateers -9 pts +0 wins See week-by-week eval ➕ Olindo Mare - K (Chi) ← The Crunkateers ➕ Giants - DEF (NYG) ← The Crunkateers ➖ Cowboys - DEF (Dal) → The Crunkateers ➖ Joey Galloway - WR (Was) → The Crunkateers ➖ John Kasay - K (NO) → The Crunkateers
The Penises 29	L
Refrigerator Raiders 41
Rosters The Penises Pts Pos Refrigerator Raiders Pts Brett Favre - QB (Min) 5 QB Tom Brady - QB (TB) 6 Terry Glenn - WR (Dal) 2 WR Plaxico Burress - WR (Pit) 8 Lee Evans - WR (Bal) 2 WR Anquan Boldin - WR (Det) 1 Joe Horn - WR (Atl) 0 WR Mark Clayton - WR (STL) 1 Rudi Johnson - RB (Det) 2 RB Ahman Green - RB (GB) 6 Joseph Addai - RB (Ind) 2 RB Larry Johnson - RB (Mia) 6 Benjamin Watson - TE (NE) 0 TE Ben Utecht - TE (Cin) 0 Lawrence Tynes - K (TB) 4 K Josh Scobee - K (Pit) 7 Jaguars - DEF (Jax) 12 DEF Dolphins - DEF (Mia) 6 29 TOTAL 41 Donovan McNabb - QB (Min) 0 BN Tony Romo - QB (Dal) 1 Greg Jennings - WR (Mia) 0 BN Antonio Bryant - WR (TB) 9 Braylon Edwards - WR (Sea) 7 BN Donte' Stallworth - WR (NE) 11 Edgerrin James - RB (Sea) 5 BN Brandon Jacobs - RB (NYG) 3 Olindo Mare - K (Chi) 5 BN Warrick Dunn - RB (TB) 4 Giants - DEF (NYG) 5 BN Broncos - DEF (Den) 4 40 OPTIMAL 59
Week 14
The Penises 62	L
The Madison Bullard 79
Rosters The Penises Pts Pos The Madison Bullard Pts Brett Favre - QB (Min) 17 QB Chad Pennington - QB (Mia) 3 Lee Evans - WR (Bal) 10 WR Donald Driver - WR (GB) 14 Terry Glenn - WR (Dal) 7 WR Darrell Jackson - WR (Den) 9 Joe Horn - WR (Atl) 0 WR Reggie Brown - WR (Phi) 3 Rudi Johnson - RB (Det) 15 RB Steven Jackson - RB (NE) 18 Joseph Addai - RB (Ind) 1 RB Tiki Barber - RB (NYG) 5 Benjamin Watson - TE (NE) 0 TE Antonio Gates - TE (SD) 17 Lawrence Tynes - K (TB) 5 K Jeff Wilkins - K (STL) 3 Jaguars - DEF (Jax) 7 DEF Chargers - DEF (SD) 7 62 TOTAL 79 Donovan McNabb - QB (Min) 0 BN Mark Brunell - QB (NYJ) 0 Greg Jennings - WR (Mia) 2 BN Eric Moulds - WR (Ten) 0 Braylon Edwards - WR (Sea) 10 BN Isaac Bruce - WR (SF) 3 Edgerrin James - RB (Sea) 11 BN Ladell Betts - RB (NO) 8 Olindo Mare - K (Chi) 7 BN Desmond Clark - TE (Chi) 0 Giants - DEF (NYG) 12 BN Bills - DEF (Buf) 20 89 OPTIMAL 95
Week 15 (Playoffs Semi-Final)
The Penises 27	L
The Super Dupers 87
Rosters The Penises Pts Pos The Super Dupers Pts Brett Favre - QB (Min) -3 QB Carson Palmer - QB (Ari) 1 Lee Evans - WR (Bal) 9 WR Marvin Harrison - WR (Ind) 22 Terry Glenn - WR (Dal) 4 WR T.J. Houshmandzadeh - WR (Oak) 2 Greg Jennings - WR (Mia) 0 WR Jerricho Cotchery - WR (Car) 2 Rudi Johnson - RB (Det) 9 RB LaDainian Tomlinson - RB (NYJ) 21 Joseph Addai - RB (Ind) 3 RB Marion Barber - RB (Chi) 16 Benjamin Watson - TE (NE) 0 TE Jeremy Shockey - TE (Car) 3 Olindo Mare - K (Chi) 0 K John Carney - K (NO) 5 Giants - DEF (NYG) 5 DEF Eagles - DEF (Phi) 15 27 TOTAL 87 Donovan McNabb - QB (Min) 0 BN Alex Smith - QB (Was) 22 Joe Horn - WR (Atl) 0 BN Devery Henderson - WR (NO) 1 Braylon Edwards - WR (Sea) 9 BN Bernard Berrian - WR (Min) 1 Edgerrin James - RB (Sea) 9 BN Corey Dillon - RB (NE) 4 Lawrence Tynes - K (TB) 12 BN Kellen Winslow - TE (NYJ) 3 Jaguars - DEF (Jax) 10 BN Saints - DEF (NO) 2 62 OPTIMAL 108
Week 16 (3rd Place Game)
The Penises 29	L
The Rockets 62
Rosters The Penises Pts Pos The Rockets Pts Brett Favre - QB (Min) 1 QB Eli Manning - QB (NYG) 5 Lee Evans - WR (Bal) 9 WR Javon Walker - WR (Oak) 8 Terry Glenn - WR (Dal) 0 WR Andre Johnson - WR (Ten) 2 Greg Jennings - WR (Mia) 0 WR Chad Johnson - WR (NE) -1 Rudi Johnson - RB (Det) 10 RB Willis McGahee - RB (Cle) 11 Joseph Addai - RB (Ind) 5 RB Travis Henry - RB (Den) 6 Benjamin Watson - TE (NE) 0 TE Jason Witten - TE (Oak) 2 Olindo Mare - K (Chi) 4 K Neil Rackers - K (Hou) 14 Giants - DEF (NYG) 0 DEF Ravens - DEF (Bal) 15 29 TOTAL 62 Donovan McNabb - QB (Min) 0 BN Vince Young - QB (Phi) 24 Joe Horn - WR (Atl) 0 BN Laveranues Coles - WR (NYJ) 0 Braylon Edwards - WR (Sea) 0 BN Fred Taylor - RB (NE) 0 Edgerrin James - RB (Sea) 5 BN Ronnie Brown - RB (Hou) 5 Lawrence Tynes - K (TB) 8 BN Randy McMichael - TE (SD) 8 Jaguars - DEF (Jax) 1 BN Sebastian Janikowski - K (Sea) 11 34 OPTIMAL 88

Transactions

Below are week-by-week evaluations of the 13 transactions (10 trades, 2 free agent pickups, 1 waiver wire pickup) The Penises made during the 2006 season. Players contribute to the point difference each week if they would have been on the optimal starting roster. However, when considering the affect on the week's result, added players' points only count if they started in reality. Opponents' rosters are not adjusted in the evaluation.

September 6, 2006 (Week 1, Wednesday) Back up to Week 1 ↑
➕ Greg Jennings - WR (Mia)	← waiver wire
Points Result Points by Player (Started, Added, Dropped) Week 1 0 No change (W) Jennings (WR): 0 Week 2 +5 No change (W) Jennings (WR): 9 Week 3 +9 No change (L) Jennings (WR): 11 Week 4 0 No change (W) Jennings (WR): 4 Week 5 +9 No change (W) Jennings (WR): 11 Week 6 0 No change (L) Jennings (WR): 0 Week 7 0 No change (L) Jennings (WR): 0 Week 8 0 No change (W) Jennings (WR): 0 Week 9 0 No change (W) Jennings (WR): 3 Week 10 +1 No change (L) Jennings (WR): 1 Week 11 0 No change (W) Jennings (WR): 1 Week 12 0 No change (W) Jennings (WR): 2 Week 13 0 No change (L) Jennings (WR): 0 Week 14 0 No change (L) Jennings (WR): 2 Week 15 0 No change (L) Jennings (WR): 0 Week 16 0 No change (L) Jennings (WR): 0 TOTAL +24 Pts +0 Wins
September 23, 2006 (Week 3, Saturday) Back up to Week 3 ↑
➕ Olindo Mare - K (Chi)	← free agent
➖ Aaron Brooks - QB (Oak)	→ waiver wire
Points Result Points by Player (Started, Added, Dropped) Week 3 +8 No change (L) Mare (K): 8, Brooks (QB): 0 Week 4 0 No change (W) Mare (K): 11, Brooks (QB): 0 Week 5 0 No change (W) Mare (K): 5, Brooks (QB): 0 Week 6 +4 No change (L) Mare (K): 5, Brooks (QB): 0 Week 7 +4 No change (L) Mare (K): 12, Brooks (QB): 0 Week 8 0 No change (W) Mare (K): 0, Brooks (QB): 0 Week 9 0 No change (W) Mare (K): 7, Brooks (QB): 0 Week 10 +4 No change (L) Mare (K): 8, Brooks (QB): 0 Week 11 -5 No change (W) Mare (K): 7, Brooks (QB): 8 Week 12 -3 No change (W) Mare (K): 10, Brooks (QB): 6 Week 13 +1 No change (L) Mare (K): 5, Brooks (QB): 0 Week 14 +2 No change (L) Mare (K): 7, Brooks (QB): 7 Week 15 0 No change (L) Mare (K): 0, Brooks (QB): -1 Week 16 0 No change (L) Mare (K): 4, Brooks (QB): 0 TOTAL +15 Pts +0 Wins
October 31, 2006 (Week 9, Tuesday) Back up to Week 9 ↑
➕ Brett Favre - QB (Min)	← free agent
➖ Ben Troupe - TE (Oak)	→ waiver wire
Points Result Points by Player (Started, Added, Dropped) Week 9 +7 No change (W) Favre (QB): 7, Troupe (TE): 0 Week 10 +1 No change (L) Favre (QB): 18, Troupe (TE): 0 Week 11 +2 No change (W) Favre (QB): 1, Troupe (TE): 6 Week 12 +3 No change (W) Favre (QB): 3, Troupe (TE): 0 Week 13 +5 No change (L) Favre (QB): 5, Troupe (TE): 0 Week 14 +17 No change (L) Favre (QB): 17, Troupe (TE): 0 Week 15 0 No change (L) Favre (QB): -3, Troupe (TE): 0 Week 16 +1 No change (L) Favre (QB): 1, Troupe (TE): 0 TOTAL +36 Pts +0 Wins
November 23, 2006 (Week 12, Thursday) Back up to Week 12 ↑
➕ Matt Hasselbeck - QB (Ind)	← The Crunkateers
➕ Rex Grossman - QB (Was)	← The Crunkateers
➖ Donovan McNabb - QB (Min)	→ The Crunkateers
➖ Brett Favre - QB (Min)	→ The Crunkateers
Points Result Points by Player (Started, Added, Dropped) Week 12 0 No change (W) Transaction undone: Hasselbeck dropped, Grossman dropped, McNabb re-added, Favre re-added. TOTAL +0 Pts +0 Wins
November 23, 2006 (Week 12, Thursday) Back up to Week 12 ↑
➕ Deuce McAllister - RB (NO)	← The Crunkateers
➕ Alge Crumpler - TE (NE)	← The Crunkateers
➖ Benjamin Watson - TE (NE)	→ The Crunkateers
➖ Edgerrin James - RB (Sea)	→ The Crunkateers
Points Result Points by Player (Started, Added, Dropped) Week 12 0 No change (W) Transaction undone: McAllister dropped, Crumpler dropped, Watson re-added, James re-added. TOTAL +0 Pts +0 Wins
November 23, 2006 (Week 12, Thursday) Back up to Week 12 ↑
➕ Torry Holt - WR (Jax)	← The Crunkateers
➕ Marques Colston - WR,TE (NO)	← The Crunkateers
➖ Terry Glenn - WR (Dal)	→ The Crunkateers
➖ Joe Horn - WR (Atl)	→ The Crunkateers
Points Result Points by Player (Started, Added, Dropped) Week 12 -14 No change (W) Holt (WR): 1, Colston (WR,TE): 0, Glenn (WR): 16, Horn (WR): 3 Week 13 0 No change (L) Transaction undone: Holt dropped, Colston dropped, Glenn re-added, Horn re-added. TOTAL -14 Pts +0 Wins
November 23, 2006 (Week 12, Thursday) Back up to Week 12 ↑
➕ Cowboys - DEF (Dal)	← The Crunkateers
➖ Giants - DEF (NYG)	→ The Crunkateers
Points Result Points by Player (Started, Added, Dropped) Week 12 +3 No change (W) Cowboys (DEF): 9, Giants (DEF): 6 Week 13 0 No change (L) Transaction undone: Cowboys dropped, Giants re-added. TOTAL +3 Pts +0 Wins
November 23, 2006 (Week 12, Thursday) Back up to Week 12 ↑
➕ John Kasay - K (NO)	← The Crunkateers
➖ Olindo Mare - K (Chi)	→ The Crunkateers
Points Result Points by Player (Started, Added, Dropped) Week 12 0 No change (W) Kasay (K): 10, Mare (K): 10 Week 13 0 No change (L) Transaction undone: Kasay dropped, Mare re-added. TOTAL +0 Pts +0 Wins
November 23, 2006 (Week 12, Thursday) Back up to Week 12 ↑
➕ Joey Galloway - WR (Was)	← The Crunkateers
➕ Joe Horn - WR (Atl)	← The Crunkateers
➖ Braylon Edwards - WR (Sea)	→ The Crunkateers
➖ Greg Jennings - WR (Mia)	→ The Crunkateers
Points Result Points by Player (Started, Added, Dropped) Week 12 +3 No change (W) Galloway (WR): 3, Horn (WR): 3, Edwards (WR): 1, Jennings (WR): 2 Week 13 0 No change (L) Galloway (WR): 1, Horn (WR): 0, Edwards (WR): 7, Jennings (WR): 0 Week 14 0 No change (L) Galloway (WR): 3, Horn (WR): 0, Edwards (WR): 10, Jennings (WR): 2 Week 15 +7 No change (L) Galloway (WR): 11, Horn (WR): 0, Edwards (WR): 9, Jennings (WR): 0 Week 16 +1 No change (L) Galloway (WR): 1, Horn (WR): 0, Edwards (WR): 0, Jennings (WR): 0 TOTAL +11 Pts +0 Wins
November 26, 2006 (Week 12, Sunday) Back up to Week 12 ↑
➕ Brett Favre - QB (Min)	← The Crunkateers
➕ Donovan McNabb - QB (Min)	← The Crunkateers
➖ Matt Hasselbeck - QB (Ind)	→ The Crunkateers
➖ Rex Grossman - QB (Was)	→ The Crunkateers
Points Result Points by Player (Started, Added, Dropped) Week 12 -12 No change (W) Favre (QB): 3, McNabb (QB): 0, Hasselbeck (QB): 15, Grossman (QB): -5 Week 13 +4 No change (L) Favre (QB): 5, McNabb (QB): 0, Hasselbeck (QB): 1, Grossman (QB): -6 Week 14 -4 No change (L) Favre (QB): 17, McNabb (QB): 0, Hasselbeck (QB): 21, Grossman (QB): 17 Week 15 -18 No change (L) Favre (QB): -3, McNabb (QB): 0, Hasselbeck (QB): 6, Grossman (QB): 18 Week 16 -8 No change (L) Favre (QB): 1, McNabb (QB): 0, Hasselbeck (QB): -1, Grossman (QB): 9 TOTAL -38 Pts +0 Wins
November 26, 2006 (Week 12, Sunday) Back up to Week 12 ↑
➕ Greg Jennings - WR (Mia)	← The Crunkateers
➕ Braylon Edwards - WR (Sea)	← The Crunkateers
➖ Torry Holt - WR (Jax)	→ The Crunkateers
➖ Marques Colston - WR,TE (NO)	→ The Crunkateers
Points Result Points by Player (Started, Added, Dropped) Week 12 0 No change (W) Jennings (WR): 2, Edwards (WR): 1, Holt (WR): 1, Colston (WR,TE): 0 Week 13 -4 No change (L) Jennings (WR): 0, Edwards (WR): 7, Holt (WR): 11, Colston (WR,TE): 0 Week 14 -7 No change (L) Jennings (WR): 2, Edwards (WR): 10, Holt (WR): 15, Colston (WR,TE): 2 Week 15 +5 No change (L) Jennings (WR): 0, Edwards (WR): 9, Holt (WR): 2, Colston (WR,TE): 4 Week 16 -9 No change (L) Jennings (WR): 0, Edwards (WR): 0, Holt (WR): 2, Colston (WR,TE): 7 TOTAL -15 Pts +0 Wins
November 26, 2006 (Week 12, Sunday) Back up to Week 12 ↑
➕ Edgerrin James - RB (Sea)	← The Crunkateers
➕ Benjamin Watson - TE (NE)	← The Crunkateers
➖ Deuce McAllister - RB (NO)	→ The Crunkateers
➖ Alge Crumpler - TE (NE)	→ The Crunkateers
Points Result Points by Player (Started, Added, Dropped) Week 12 +2 No change (W) James (RB): -2, Watson (TE): 10, McAllister (RB): 15, Crumpler (TE): 2 Week 13 -10 No change (L) James (RB): 5, Watson (TE): 0, McAllister (RB): 6, Crumpler (TE): 9 Week 14 +5 No change (L) James (RB): 11, Watson (TE): 0, McAllister (RB): 5, Crumpler (TE): 1 Week 15 -2 No change (L) James (RB): 9, Watson (TE): 0, McAllister (RB): 9, Crumpler (TE): 2 Week 16 -7 No change (L) James (RB): 5, Watson (TE): 0, McAllister (RB): 11, Crumpler (TE): 1 TOTAL -12 Pts +0 Wins
November 30, 2006 (Week 13, Thursday) Back up to Week 13 ↑
➕ Terry Glenn - WR (Dal)	← The Crunkateers
➕ Olindo Mare - K (Chi)	← The Crunkateers
➕ Giants - DEF (NYG)	← The Crunkateers
➖ Cowboys - DEF (Dal)	→ The Crunkateers
➖ Joey Galloway - WR (Was)	→ The Crunkateers
➖ John Kasay - K (NO)	→ The Crunkateers
Points Result Points by Player (Started, Added, Dropped) Week 13 -1 No change (L) Glenn (WR): 2, Mare (K): 5, Giants (DEF): 5, Cowboys (DEF): 3, Galloway (WR): 1, Kasay (K): 7 Week 14 +8 No change (L) Glenn (WR): 7, Mare (K): 7, Giants (DEF): 12, Cowboys (DEF): -3, Galloway (WR): 3, Kasay (K): 8 Week 15 -12 No change (L) Glenn (WR): 4, Mare (K): 0, Giants (DEF): 5, Cowboys (DEF): 15, Galloway (WR): 11, Kasay (K): 3 Week 16 -4 No change (L) Glenn (WR): 0, Mare (K): 4, Giants (DEF): 0, Cowboys (DEF): 4, Galloway (WR): 1, Kasay (K): 5 TOTAL -9 Pts +0 Wins