2011

The Shit Birds

11th place (3-11-0) 1,054 points

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The Shit Birds finished the 2011 season in 11th place after a regular season 11th place finish with 1,054 points and a 3-11-0 record. The Shit Birds drafted 6th and made 0 roster moves throughout the season.

Week 1
The Shit Birds 102 W
The Hot Pockets 98
Rosters
The Shit Birds Pts Pos The Hot Pockets Pts
Tom Brady - QB (TB) 42 QB Eli Manning - QB (NYG) 14
Greg Jennings - WR (Mia) 14 WR DeSean Jackson - WR (Bal) 16
Santana Moss - WR (Was) 7 WR Mike Williams - WR (Buf) 11
Danny Amendola - WR (Hou) 4 WR Santonio Holmes - WR (Chi) 7
Beanie Wells - RB (Ari) 16 RB LeSean McCoy - RB (TB) 25
Rashard Mendenhall - RB (Ari) 2 RB Maurice Jones-Drew - RB (Oak) 15
Dallas Clark - TE (Bal) 3 TE Vernon Davis - TE (Was) 4
Stephen Gostkowski - K (Ten) 8 K Rob Bironas - K (Ten) 2
Giants - DEF (NYG) 6 DEF Packers - DEF (GB) 4
102 TOTAL 98
Jay Cutler - QB (Mia) 22 BN Colt McCoy - QB (Ari) 19
Mike Williams - WR (Sea) 3 BN Braylon Edwards - WR (Sea) 2
Jacoby Jones - WR (SD) 10 BN Hines Ward - WR (Pit) 6
Brandon Jacobs - RB (NYG) 2 BN Tim Hightower - RB (NO) 15
Lance Kendricks - TE (SD) 1 BN Zach Miller - TE (Sea) 1
Texans - DEF (Hou) 11 BN Jay Feely - K (Chi) 4
113 OPTIMAL 105
Week 2
The Shit Birds 117 L
Refrigerator Raiders 130
Rosters
The Shit Birds Pts Pos Refrigerator Raiders Pts
Tom Brady - QB (TB) 34 QB Drew Brees - QB (NO) 28
Santana Moss - WR (Was) 12 WR Jeremy Maclin - WR (Bal) 29
Greg Jennings - WR (Mia) 11 WR Nate Burleson - WR (Det) 9
Danny Amendola - WR (Hou) 0 WR Jabar Gaffney - WR (Mia) 6
Beanie Wells - RB (Ari) 15 RB Shonn Greene - RB (Ten) 10
Rashard Mendenhall - RB (Ari) 13 RB Chris Johnson - RB (Ari) 6
Dallas Clark - TE (Bal) 9 TE Tony Gonzalez - TE (Atl) 20
Stephen Gostkowski - K (Ten) 10 K Mason Crosby - K (NYG) 12
Giants - DEF (NYG) 13 DEF Patriots - DEF (NE) 10
117 TOTAL 130
Jay Cutler - QB (Mia) 14 BN Sam Bradford - QB (Ari) 18
Mike Williams - WR (Sea) 0 BN Dez Bryant - WR (Bal) 0
Jacoby Jones - WR (SD) 4 BN Cadillac Williams - RB (STL) 3
Brandon Jacobs - RB (NYG) 12 BN James Starks - RB (GB) 11
Lance Kendricks - TE (SD) 2 BN Fred Jackson - RB (Sea) 25
Texans - DEF (Hou) 12 BN Brandon Pettigrew - TE (Det) 0
121 OPTIMAL 150
Week 3
The Shit Birds 69 L
Musical Cognac 109
Rosters
The Shit Birds Pts Pos Musical Cognac Pts
Tom Brady - QB (TB) 31 QB Philip Rivers - QB (Ind) 6
Greg Jennings - WR (Mia) 11 WR Dwayne Bowe - WR (Cle) 12
Santana Moss - WR (Was) 7 WR Plaxico Burress - WR (Pit) 11
Danny Amendola - WR (Hou) 0 WR Devery Henderson - WR (NO) 6
Rashard Mendenhall - RB (Ari) 3 RB Daniel Thomas - RB (Mia) 17
Beanie Wells - RB (Ari) 0 RB Matt Forte - RB (NYJ) 8
Dallas Clark - TE (Bal) 1 TE Jermichael Finley - TE (GB) 26
Stephen Gostkowski - K (Ten) 7 K Sebastian Janikowski - K (Sea) 13
Giants - DEF (NYG) 9 DEF Steelers - DEF (Pit) 10
69 TOTAL 109
Jay Cutler - QB (Mia) 21 BN Mark Sanchez - QB (Was) 30
Mike Williams - WR (Sea) 0 BN Mike Sims-Walker - WR (Jax) 3
Jacoby Jones - WR (SD) 0 BN Sidney Rice - WR (Sea) 10
Brandon Jacobs - RB (NYG) 13 BN Reggie Bush - RB (Buf) 0
Lance Kendricks - TE (SD) 2 BN Willis McGahee - RB (Cle) 11
Texans - DEF (Hou) 2 BN Ravens - DEF (Bal) 19
83 OPTIMAL 149
Week 4
The Shit Birds 105 W
The Guns 80
Rosters
The Shit Birds Pts Pos The Guns Pts
Tom Brady - QB (TB) 21 QB Rex Grossman - QB (Was) 7
Greg Jennings - WR (Mia) 16 WR Hakeem Nicks - WR (NYG) 22
Santana Moss - WR (Was) 9 WR Robert Meachem - WR (NO) 5
Danny Amendola - WR (Hou) 0 WR Chad Johnson - WR (NE) 2
Beanie Wells - RB (Ari) 31 RB Ahmad Bradshaw - RB (Ind) 8
Rashard Mendenhall - RB (Ari) 8 RB Roy Helu - RB (Oak) 3
Dallas Clark - TE (Bal) 4 TE Rob Gronkowski - TE (TB) 1
Stephen Gostkowski - K (Ten) 8 K Matt Bryant - K (Atl) 16
Giants - DEF (NYG) 8 DEF Titans - DEF (Ten) 16
105 TOTAL 80
Jay Cutler - QB (Mia) 2 BN Matt Hasselbeck - QB (Ind) 24
Jacoby Jones - WR (SD) 0 BN Michael Vick - QB (Pit) 33
Mike Williams - WR (Sea) 9 BN Lee Evans - WR (Bal) 0
Brandon Jacobs - RB (NYG) 7 BN Kenny Britt - WR (NE) 0
Lance Kendricks - TE (SD) 3 BN Thomas Jones - RB (KC) 3
Texans - DEF (Hou) 13 BN Felix Jones - RB (Pit) 6
119 OPTIMAL 109
Week 5
The Shit Birds 66 L
Immaculate Deception 76
Rosters
The Shit Birds Pts Pos Immaculate Deception Pts
Tom Brady - QB (TB) 16 QB Cam Newton - QB (Car) 26
Greg Jennings - WR (Mia) 14 WR A.J. Green - WR (Ari) 15
Santana Moss - WR (Was) 0 WR Reggie Wayne - WR (Ind) 7
Danny Amendola - WR (Hou) 0 WR Percy Harvin - WR (Buf) 2
Beanie Wells - RB (Ari) 12 RB Michael Turner - RB (Atl) 11
Rashard Mendenhall - RB (Ari) 0 RB Darren McFadden - RB (Dal) 6
Dallas Clark - TE (Bal) 0 TE Scott Chandler - TE (NE) 0
Stephen Gostkowski - K (Ten) 13 K Alex Henery - K (Det) 6
Giants - DEF (NYG) 11 DEF Eagles - DEF (Phi) 3
66 TOTAL 76
Jay Cutler - QB (Mia) 15 BN Ben Roethlisberger - QB (Pit) 37
Mike Williams - WR (Sea) 0 BN Torrey Smith - WR (Car) 0
Jacoby Jones - WR (SD) 0 BN Brandon Lloyd - WR (SF) 2
Brandon Jacobs - RB (NYG) 0 BN Cedric Benson - RB (GB) 5
Lance Kendricks - TE (SD) 0 BN Todd Heap - TE (Ari) 0
Texans - DEF (Hou) 5 BN Cowboys - DEF (Dal) 0
66 OPTIMAL 87
Week 6
The Shit Birds 75 L
Cheesus Christ 88
Rosters
The Shit Birds Pts Pos Cheesus Christ Pts
Tom Brady - QB (TB) 20 QB Tony Romo - QB (Dal) 17
Greg Jennings - WR (Mia) 8 WR Marques Colston - WR (NO) 17
Santana Moss - WR (Was) 3 WR Calvin Johnson - WR (Det) 11
Danny Amendola - WR (Hou) 0 WR James Jones - WR (GB) 9
Rashard Mendenhall - RB (Ari) 20 RB Earnest Graham - RB (TB) 12
Beanie Wells - RB (Ari) 0 RB BenJarvus Green-Ellis - RB (Cin) 6
Dallas Clark - TE (Bal) 9 TE Greg Olsen - TE (Sea) 4
Stephen Gostkowski - K (Ten) 8 K Nick Folk - K (NYJ) 6
Giants - DEF (NYG) 7 DEF Lions - DEF (Det) 6
75 TOTAL 88
Jay Cutler - QB (Mia) 20 BN Josh Freeman - QB (Ind) 24
Mike Williams - WR (Sea) 0 BN Eric Decker - WR (Ten) 0
Jacoby Jones - WR (SD) 13 BN Larry Fitzgerald - WR (Ari) 0
Brandon Jacobs - RB (NYG) 0 BN Nate Washington - WR (Hou) 0
Lance Kendricks - TE (SD) 7 BN LeGarrette Blount - RB (Det) 0
Texans - DEF (Hou) 5 BN Dustin Keller - TE (NYJ) 5
88 OPTIMAL 96
Week 7
The Shit Birds 28 L
Tough Titties 82
Rosters
The Shit Birds Pts Pos Tough Titties Pts
Tom Brady - QB (TB) 0 QB Joe Flacco - QB (Cin) 9
Greg Jennings - WR (Mia) 20 WR Anquan Boldin - WR (Det) 10
Santana Moss - WR (Was) 1 WR Malcom Floyd - WR (SD) 3
Danny Amendola - WR (Hou) 0 WR Steve Johnson - WR (SD) 0
Beanie Wells - RB (Ari) 4 RB Arian Foster - RB (Mia) 40
Rashard Mendenhall - RB (Ari) 3 RB Ryan Mathews - RB (Phi) 5
Dallas Clark - TE (Bal) 0 TE Kellen Winslow - TE (NYJ) 8
Stephen Gostkowski - K (Ten) 0 K Josh Brown - K (NYG) 1
Giants - DEF (NYG) 0 DEF Falcons - DEF (Atl) 6
28 TOTAL 82
Jay Cutler - QB (Mia) 11 BN Peyton Manning - QB (Den) 0
Mike Williams - WR (Sea) 1 BN Matt Cassel - QB (Det) 2
Jacoby Jones - WR (SD) 2 BN Austin Collie - WR (NE) 1
Brandon Jacobs - RB (NYG) 0 BN Steven Jackson - RB (NE) 13
Lance Kendricks - TE (SD) 0 BN Adam Vinatieri - K (Ind) 1
Texans - DEF (Hou) 16 BN Dolphins - DEF (Mia) 9
57 OPTIMAL 94
Week 8
The Shit Birds 63 L
The Greek Alphabet 64
Rosters
The Shit Birds Pts Pos The Greek Alphabet Pts
Tom Brady - QB (TB) 19 QB Matt Ryan - QB (Ind) 0
Santana Moss - WR (Was) 0 WR Mario Manningham - WR (SF) 12
Greg Jennings - WR (Mia) 0 WR Mike Wallace - WR (Phi) 7
Danny Amendola - WR (Hou) 0 WR Mike Thomas - WR (Det) 2
Beanie Wells - RB (Ari) 14 RB Adrian Peterson - RB (Sea) 27
Rashard Mendenhall - RB (Ari) 9 RB Stevan Ridley - RB (Pit) 0
Dallas Clark - TE (Bal) 7 TE Owen Daniels - TE (Den) 6
Stephen Gostkowski - K (Ten) 6 K John Kasay - K (NO) 3
Giants - DEF (NYG) 8 DEF Patriots - DEF (NE) 7
63 TOTAL 64
Jay Cutler - QB (Mia) 0 BN Kevin Kolb - QB (Ari) 10
Mike Williams - WR (Sea) 0 BN David Nelson - WR (NYJ) 4
Jacoby Jones - WR (SD) 5 BN Peyton Hillis - RB (NYG) 0
Brandon Jacobs - RB (NYG) 1 BN Ben Tate - RB (Min) 2
Lance Kendricks - TE (SD) 0 BN Aaron Hernandez - TE (NE) 6
Texans - DEF (Hou) 6 BN Bears - DEF (Chi) 0
68 OPTIMAL 78
Week 9
The Shit Birds 65 L
The Brooklyn Dorps 92
Rosters
The Shit Birds Pts Pos The Brooklyn Dorps Pts
Tom Brady - QB (TB) 19 QB Matt Schaub - QB (Atl) 8
Greg Jennings - WR (Mia) 10 WR Brandon Marshall - WR (Sea) 16
Santana Moss - WR (Was) 0 WR Early Doucet - WR (Ari) 7
Danny Amendola - WR (Hou) 0 WR Miles Austin - WR (Phi) 5
Rashard Mendenhall - RB (Ari) 11 RB Ray Rice - RB (Bal) 14
Beanie Wells - RB (Ari) 3 RB Frank Gore - RB (NYJ) 10
Dallas Clark - TE (Bal) 2 TE Jimmy Graham - TE (NO) 7
Stephen Gostkowski - K (Ten) 9 K Neil Rackers - K (Hou) 14
Giants - DEF (NYG) 11 DEF 49ers - DEF (SF) 11
65 TOTAL 92
Jay Cutler - QB (Mia) 20 BN Chad Henne - QB (KC) 0
Jacoby Jones - WR (SD) 2 BN Devery Henderson - WR (NO) 1
Mike Williams - WR (Sea) 4 BN Lance Moore - WR (Det) 8
Brandon Jacobs - RB (NYG) 15 BN Marshawn Lynch - RB (Sea) 19
Lance Kendricks - TE (SD) 0 BN Marcedes Lewis - TE (Den) 0
Texans - DEF (Hou) 12 BN Commanders - DEF (Was) 5
85 OPTIMAL 104
Week 10
The Shit Birds 83 W
Ocelots 82
Rosters
The Shit Birds Pts Pos Ocelots Pts
Tom Brady - QB (TB) 31 QB Aaron Rodgers - QB (Pit) 36
Greg Jennings - WR (Mia) 9 WR Jordy Nelson - WR (Oak) 18
Santana Moss - WR (Was) 0 WR Wes Welker - WR (STL) 4
Danny Amendola - WR (Hou) 0 WR Steve Smith - WR (Bal) 3
Rashard Mendenhall - RB (Ari) 18 RB Roy Helu - RB (Oak) 5
Beanie Wells - RB (Ari) 6 RB Darren Sproles - RB (Phi) 0
Dallas Clark - TE (Bal) 0 TE Antonio Gates - TE (SD) 5
Stephen Gostkowski - K (Ten) 15 K Olindo Mare - K (Chi) 3
Giants - DEF (NYG) 4 DEF Rams - DEF (STL) 8
83 TOTAL 82
Jay Cutler - QB (Mia) 3 BN Johnny Knox - WR (Chi) 1
Mike Williams - WR (Sea) 0 BN Devin Hester - WR (Bal) 6
Jacoby Jones - WR (SD) 14 BN Jahvid Best - RB (Det) 0
Brandon Jacobs - RB (NYG) 6 BN Ryan Grant - RB (GB) 1
Lance Kendricks - TE (SD) 0 BN Brent Celek - TE (Phi) 5
Texans - DEF (Hou) 16 BN Chargers - DEF (SD) 5
109 OPTIMAL 86
Week 11
The Shit Birds 39 L
Poo Pride 134
Rosters
The Shit Birds Pts Pos Poo Pride Pts
Tom Brady - QB (TB) 20 QB Matthew Stafford - QB (STL) 39
Santana Moss - WR (Was) 0 WR Vincent Jackson - WR (TB) 22
Greg Jennings - WR (Mia) 0 WR Roddy White - WR (Atl) 14
Danny Amendola - WR (Hou) 0 WR Deion Branch - WR (Ind) 1
Beanie Wells - RB (Ari) 1 RB Michael Bush - RB (Ari) 16
Rashard Mendenhall - RB (Ari) 0 RB Jonathan Stewart - RB (NYG) 10
Dallas Clark - TE (Bal) 0 TE Jason Witten - TE (Oak) 14
Stephen Gostkowski - K (Ten) 10 K Matt Bryant - K (Atl) 11
Giants - DEF (NYG) 8 DEF Jets - DEF (NYJ) 7
39 TOTAL 134
Jay Cutler - QB (Mia) 28 BN Ryan Fitzpatrick - QB (Was) 5
Jacoby Jones - WR (SD) 0 BN Andre Johnson - WR (Ten) 0
Mike Williams - WR (Sea) 6 BN Davone Bess - WR (Cle) 8
Brandon Jacobs - RB (NYG) 3 BN Mike Tolbert - RB (Buf) 3
Lance Kendricks - TE (SD) 2 BN DeAngelo Williams - RB (Pit) 10
Texans - DEF (Hou) 0 BN Shaun Suisham - K (Pit) 0
58 OPTIMAL 141
Week 12
The Shit Birds 86 L
The Hot Pockets 106
Rosters
The Shit Birds Pts Pos The Hot Pockets Pts
Tom Brady - QB (TB) 34 QB Eli Manning - QB (NYG) 26
Greg Jennings - WR (Mia) 13 WR Mike Williams - WR (Buf) 12
Santana Moss - WR (Was) 2 WR Santonio Holmes - WR (Chi) 10
Danny Amendola - WR (Hou) 0 WR DeSean Jackson - WR (Bal) 7
Beanie Wells - RB (Ari) 26 RB Maurice Jones-Drew - RB (Oak) 15
Rashard Mendenhall - RB (Ari) 6 RB LeSean McCoy - RB (TB) 12
Dallas Clark - TE (Bal) 0 TE Vernon Davis - TE (Was) 3
Stephen Gostkowski - K (Ten) 9 K Rob Bironas - K (Ten) 13
Giants - DEF (NYG) -4 DEF Packers - DEF (GB) 8
86 TOTAL 106
Jay Cutler - QB (Mia) 0 BN Colt McCoy - QB (Ari) 19
Mike Williams - WR (Sea) 0 BN Braylon Edwards - WR (Sea) 0
Jacoby Jones - WR (SD) 1 BN Hines Ward - WR (Pit) 2
Brandon Jacobs - RB (NYG) 10 BN Tim Hightower - RB (NO) 0
Lance Kendricks - TE (SD) 1 BN Zach Miller - TE (Sea) 0
Texans - DEF (Hou) 13 BN Jay Feely - K (Chi) 11
109 OPTIMAL 106
Week 13
The Shit Birds 82 L
Refrigerator Raiders 159
Rosters
The Shit Birds Pts Pos Refrigerator Raiders Pts
Tom Brady - QB (TB) 23 QB Drew Brees - QB (NO) 31
Greg Jennings - WR (Mia) 15 WR Percy Harvin - WR (Buf) 28
Santana Moss - WR (Was) 4 WR Dez Bryant - WR (Bal) 14
Danny Amendola - WR (Hou) 0 WR Laurent Robinson - WR (Jax) 7
Rashard Mendenhall - RB (Ari) 18 RB Shonn Greene - RB (Ten) 28
Beanie Wells - RB (Ari) 12 RB Chris Johnson - RB (Ari) 27
Dallas Clark - TE (Bal) 0 TE Tony Gonzalez - TE (Atl) 10
Stephen Gostkowski - K (Ten) 7 K Mason Crosby - K (NYG) 8
Giants - DEF (NYG) 3 DEF Patriots - DEF (NE) 6
82 TOTAL 159
Jay Cutler - QB (Mia) 0 BN Jeremy Maclin - WR (Bal) 0
Mike Williams - WR (Sea) 0 BN Julio Jones - WR (Phi) 6
Jacoby Jones - WR (SD) 0 BN James Starks - RB (GB) 0
Brandon Jacobs - RB (NYG) 11 BN Peyton Hillis - RB (NYG) 9
Lance Kendricks - TE (SD) 0 BN Kevin Smith - RB (Det) 13
Texans - DEF (Hou) 8 BN C.J. Spiller - RB (KC) 15
87 OPTIMAL 159
Week 14
The Shit Birds 74 L
Musical Cognac 84
Rosters
The Shit Birds Pts Pos Musical Cognac Pts
Tom Brady - QB (TB) 30 QB Philip Rivers - QB (Ind) 25
Santana Moss - WR (Was) 14 WR Nate Washington - WR (Hou) 19
Greg Jennings - WR (Mia) 2 WR Victor Cruz - WR (NYG) 7
Danny Amendola - WR (Hou) 0 WR Dwayne Bowe - WR (Cle) 6
Rashard Mendenhall - RB (Ari) 7 RB Willis McGahee - RB (Cle) 3
Beanie Wells - RB (Ari) 2 RB Matt Forte - RB (NYJ) 0
Dallas Clark - TE (Bal) 1 TE Jermichael Finley - TE (GB) 0
Stephen Gostkowski - K (Ten) 10 K David Akers - K (Det) 14
Giants - DEF (NYG) 8 DEF Ravens - DEF (Bal) 10
74 TOTAL 84
Jay Cutler - QB (Mia) 0 BN Mark Sanchez - QB (Was) 29
Mike Williams - WR (Sea) 1 BN Plaxico Burress - WR (Pit) 0
Jacoby Jones - WR (SD) 3 BN Earl Bennett - WR (Chi) 0
Brandon Jacobs - RB (NYG) 22 BN Antonio Brown - WR (TB) 21
Lance Kendricks - TE (SD) 2 BN Reggie Bush - RB (Buf) 12
Texans - DEF (Hou) 6 BN Sebastian Janikowski - K (Sea) 2
98 OPTIMAL 115