2006 — present
Texans
DEF (Hou)
Texans has scored 1,658.00 points on 29 teams for 15 owners in the CPFFL across 15 seasons from 2006 to present.
| 2025 | Team | Pos | Pts | Details |
| Week 1 | Jordan 2s | DEF | 6.00 | 3 Sack, 1 Fum Rec, 1 Pts Allow 14-20 |
| Week 2 | Free agent | 7.00 | 4 Sack, 1 Blk Kick, 1 Pts Allow 14-20 | |
| Week 3 | Free agent | 5.00 | 2 Sack, 1 Int, 1 Pts Allow 14-20 | |
| Week 4 | Token Females | DEF | 14.00 | 2 Sack, 1 Int, 1 Pts Allow 0 |
| Week 5 | Token Females | DEF | 11.00 | 1 Sack, 3 Int, 1 Pts Allow 7-13 |
| Week 6 | Free agent | 0.00 | ||
| Week 7 | Jordan 2s | DEF | 18.00 | 2 Sack, 2 Int, 2 Fum Rec, 1 TD, 1 Blk Kick, 1 Pts Allow 21-27 |
| Week 8 | Jordan 2s | DEF | 5.00 | 2 Sack, 1 Int, 1 Pts Allow 14-20 |
| Week 9 | Government Touchdown | DEF | 8.00 | 1 Sack, 1 Int, 1 Fum Rec, 1 Blk Kick, 1 Pts Allow 14-20 |
| Week 10 | Government Touchdown | DEF | 14.00 | 5 Sack, 1 Int, 1 Fum Rec, 1 TD, 1 Pts Allow 28-34 |
| Week 11 | Government Touchdown | DEF | 9.00 | 3 Sack, 1 Fum Rec, 1 Pts Allow 7-13 |
| Week 12 | Free agent | 15.00 | 8 Sack, 2 Int, 1 Fum Rec, 1 Pts Allow 14-20 | |
| Week 13 | Jackson Fart | BN | 2.00 | 1 Sack, 1 Pts Allow 14-20 |
| Week 14 | Jackson Fart | BN | 12.00 | 2 Sack, 3 Int, 1 Pts Allow 7-13 |
| Week 15 | Jackson Fart | DEF | 7.00 | 2 Sack, 1 Int, 1 Fum Rec, 1 Pts Allow 14-20 |
| Week 16 | Jackson Fart | DEF | 11.00 | 3 Sack, 1 Int, 1 TD, 1 Pts Allow 21-27 |
| Week 17 | Jackson Fart | DEF | 8.00 | 5 Sack, 1 Int, 1 Pts Allow 14-20 |
| TOTAL | 152.00 | 46 Sack, 18 Int (DEF), 8 Fum Rec, 3 TD, 3 Blk Kick, 1 Pts Allow 0, 3 Pts Allow 7-13, 9 Pts Allow 14-20, 2 Pts Allow 21-27, 1 Pts Allow 28-34 | ||
| 2024 | Team | Pos | Pts | Details |
| Week 1 | Free agent | 4.00 | 2 Sack, 1 Int, 1 Pts Allow 21-27 | |
| Week 2 | Green Goblins | DEF | 15.00 | 7 Sack, 2 Int, 1 Pts Allow 7-13 |
| Week 3 | Green Goblins | DEF | 3.00 | 4 Sack, 1 Pts Allow 28-34 |
| Week 4 | Green Goblins | DEF | 2.00 | 1 Sack, 1 Pts Allow 14-20 |
| Week 5 | Free agent | 2.00 | 1 Sack, 1 Pts Allow 14-20 | |
| Week 6 | Refrigerator Raiders | DEF | 12.00 | 4 Sack, 2 Int, 2 Fum Rec, 1 Pts Allow 21-27 |
| Week 7 | Free agent | 9.00 | 3 Sack, 2 Int, 1 Fum Rec, 1 Pts Allow 21-27 | |
| Week 8 | Free agent | 10.00 | 5 Sack, 1 Int, 1 Fum Rec, 1 Pts Allow 14-20 | |
| Week 9 | Free agent | 2.00 | 2 Sack, 1 Pts Allow 21-27 | |
| Week 10 | Free agent | 10.00 | 5 Int, 1 Pts Allow 21-27 | |
| Week 11 | Refrigerator Raiders | DEF | 19.00 | 5 Sack, 1 Int, 1 Fum Rec, 1 TD, 1 Pts Allow 7-13 |
| Week 12 | Refrigerator Raiders | DEF | 19.00 | 8 Sack, 1 Int, 2 Fum Rec, 1 TD, 1 Pts Allow 28-34 |
| Week 13 | Refrigerator Raiders | DEF | 3.00 | 1 Int, 1 Pts Allow 14-20 |
| Week 14 | Free agent | 0.00 | ||
| Week 15 | Free agent | 15.00 | 3 Sack, 3 Int, 1 Fum Rec, 1 Pts Allow 7-13 | |
| Week 16 | Free agent | 1.00 | 1 Sack, 1 Pts Allow 21-27 | |
| Week 17 | Free agent | 2.00 | 1 Sack, 1 Safe, 1 Pts Allow 28-34 | |
| TOTAL | 128.00 | 47 Sack, 19 Int (DEF), 8 Fum Rec, 2 TD, 1 Safe, 3 Pts Allow 7-13, 4 Pts Allow 14-20, 6 Pts Allow 21-27, 3 Pts Allow 28-34 | ||
| 2023 | Team | Pos | Pts | Details |
| Week 1 | Free agent | 8.00 | 4 Sack, 1 Int, 1 Fum Rec, 1 Pts Allow 21-27 | |
| Week 2 | Free agent | -1.00 | 1 Pts Allow 28-34 | |
| Week 3 | Free agent | 7.00 | 1 Int, 1 Fum Rec, 1 Blk Kick, 1 Pts Allow 14-20 | |
| Week 4 | Free agent | 12.00 | 3 Sack, 1 Int, 1 Pts Allow 1-6 | |
| Week 5 | Patrick's Pirates | DEF | 4.00 | 2 Fum Rec, 1 Pts Allow 21-27 |
| Week 6 | Patrick's Pirates | DEF | 10.00 | 2 Sack, 1 Int, 1 Fum Rec, 1 Pts Allow 7-13 |
| Week 7 | Free agent | 0.00 | ||
| Week 8 | Free agent | 7.00 | 6 Sack, 1 Pts Allow 14-20 | |
| Week 9 | Free agent | 0.00 | 2 Sack, 1 Fum Rec, 1 Pts Allow 35+ | |
| Week 10 | Free agent | 8.00 | 4 Sack, 2 Int, 1 Pts Allow 21-27 | |
| Week 11 | Free agent | 8.00 | 3 Sack, 1 Int, 1 Fum Rec, 1 Pts Allow 14-20 | |
| Week 12 | Free agent | 2.00 | 1 Int, 1 Pts Allow 21-27 | |
| Week 13 | Free agent | 10.00 | 3 Sack, 3 Int, 1 Pts Allow 14-20 | |
| Week 14 | Refrigerator Raiders | DEF | 5.00 | 4 Sack, 1 Fum Rec, 1 Pts Allow 28-34 |
| Week 15 | Free agent | 13.00 | 7 Sack, 1 Int, 1 Pts Allow 7-13 | |
| Week 16 | Free agent | 1.00 | 1 Sack, 2 Int, 1 Pts Allow 35+ | |
| Week 17 | Free agent | 21.00 | 6 Sack, 1 Fum Rec, 1 TD, 1 Pts Allow 1-6 | |
| TOTAL | 115.00 | 45 Sack, 14 Int (DEF), 9 Fum Rec, 1 TD, 1 Blk Kick, 2 Pts Allow 1-6, 2 Pts Allow 7-13, 4 Pts Allow 14-20, 4 Pts Allow 21-27, 2 Pts Allow 28-34, 2 Pts Allow 35+ | ||
| 2021 | Team | Pos | Pts | Details not available prior to 2022 |
| Week 1 | Free agent | 7.00 | ||
| Week 2 | Free agent | 5.00 | ||
| Week 3 | Free agent | 3.00 | ||
| Week 4 | Free agent | -1.00 | ||
| Week 5 | Free agent | 5.00 | ||
| Week 6 | Free agent | 1.00 | ||
| Week 7 | Free agent | 7.00 | ||
| Week 8 | Free agent | -3.00 | ||
| Week 9 | Free agent | 15.00 | ||
| Week 10 | Free agent | 0.00 | ||
| Week 11 | Free agent | 16.00 | ||
| Week 12 | Token Females | DEF | 6.00 | |
| Week 13 | Free agent | 2.00 | ||
| Week 14 | Free agent | -1.00 | ||
| Week 15 | Free agent | 4.00 | ||
| Week 16 | Free agent | 12.00 | ||
| Week 17 | Free agent | 3.00 | ||
| TOTAL | 81.00 | |||
| 2020 | Team | Pos | Pts | Details not available prior to 2022 |
| Week 1 | Free agent | 0.00 | ||
| Week 2 | Free agent | 4.00 | ||
| Week 3 | Free agent | 1.00 | ||
| Week 4 | Free agent | 2.00 | ||
| Week 5 | Free agent | 9.00 | ||
| Week 6 | Free agent | 4.00 | ||
| Week 7 | Free agent | -2.00 | ||
| Week 8 | Free agent | 0.00 | ||
| Week 9 | CatinaCovidSuit | DEF | 4.00 | |
| Week 10 | Free agent | 5.00 | ||
| Week 11 | Free agent | 3.00 | ||
| Week 12 | Free agent | 16.00 | ||
| Week 13 | Free agent | 3.00 | ||
| Week 14 | The Seminal Vesicles | DEF | 2.00 | |
| Week 15 | Free agent | 1.00 | ||
| Week 16 | Llunsford's Llamas | DEF | -4.00 | |
| TOTAL | 48.00 | |||
| 2019 | Team | Pos | Pts | Details not available prior to 2022 |
| Week 1 | Hans Gruber's Heroes | DEF | 2.00 | |
| Week 2 | Hans Gruber's Heroes | DEF | 10.00 | |
| Week 3 | Hans Gruber's Heroes | DEF | 8.00 | |
| Week 4 | Hans Gruber's Heroes | DEF | 10.00 | |
| Week 5 | Hans Gruber's Heroes | DEF | 9.00 | |
| Week 6 | Hans Gruber's Heroes | BN | 5.00 | |
| Week 7 | Hans Gruber's Heroes | BN | 2.00 | |
| Week 8 | Hans Gruber's Heroes | DEF | 0.00 | |
| Week 9 | Hans Gruber's Heroes | DEF | 19.00 | |
| Week 10 | Hans Gruber's Heroes | BN | 0.00 | |
| Week 11 | Free agent | -4.00 | ||
| Week 12 | Free agent | 2.00 | ||
| Week 13 | Free agent | 5.00 | ||
| Week 14 | Free agent | 2.00 | ||
| Week 15 | Free agent | 6.00 | ||
| Week 16 | Free agent | 22.00 | ||
| TOTAL | 98.00 | |||
| 2018 | Team | Pos | Pts | Details not available prior to 2022 |
| Week 1 | Geriatric Gambino | DEF | 8.00 | |
| Week 2 | Free agent | 2.00 | ||
| Week 3 | Refrigerator Raiders | DEF | 4.00 | |
| Week 4 | Free agent | 13.00 | ||
| Week 5 | Hospitaliano! | DEF | 7.00 | |
| Week 6 | Hospitaliano! | DEF | 20.00 | |
| Week 7 | Hospitaliano! | DEF | 14.00 | |
| Week 8 | Hospitaliano! | DEF | 4.00 | |
| Week 9 | Hospitaliano! | DEF | 5.00 | |
| Week 10 | Free agent | 0.00 | ||
| Week 11 | CatInAJoeySuit | DEF | 15.00 | |
| Week 12 | CatInAJoeySuit | DEF | 9.00 | |
| Week 13 | CatInAJoeySuit | DEF | 18.00 | |
| Week 14 | CatInAJoeySuit | DEF | 4.00 | |
| Week 15 | CatInAJoeySuit | DEF | 5.00 | |
| Week 16 | CatInAJoeySuit | DEF | 6.00 | |
| TOTAL | 134.00 | |||
| 2017 | Team | Pos | Pts | Details not available prior to 2022 |
| Week 1 | Crooked Joey | DEF | 0.00 | |
| Week 2 | Crooked Joey | DEF | 9.00 | |
| Week 3 | Crooked Joey | DEF | 9.00 | |
| Week 4 | Crooked Joey | DEF | 19.00 | |
| Week 5 | Crooked Joey | DEF | -3.00 | |
| Week 6 | Crooked Joey | DEF | 22.00 | |
| Week 7 | Crooked Joey | DEF | 0.00 | |
| Week 8 | Crooked Joey | DEF | 0.00 | |
| Week 9 | Crooked Joey | DEF | 12.00 | |
| Week 10 | Crooked Joey | DEF | 2.00 | |
| Week 11 | Crooked Joey | DEF | 6.00 | |
| Week 12 | Crooked Joey | DEF | 1.00 | |
| Week 13 | Crooked Joey | DEF | 4.00 | |
| Week 14 | Crooked Joey | DEF | 4.00 | |
| Week 15 | Crooked Joey | DEF | -3.00 | |
| Week 16 | Crooked Joey | DEF | -1.00 | |
| TOTAL | 81.00 | |||
| 2016 | Team | Pos | Pts | Details not available prior to 2022 |
| Week 1 | Simply... Football | DEF | 8 | |
| Week 2 | Simply... Football | DEF | 14 | |
| Week 3 | Simply... Football | DEF | 1 | |
| Week 4 | Simply... Football | DEF | 4 | |
| Week 5 | Simply... Football | DEF | 1 | |
| Week 6 | Can't Stump The Joey | DEF | 5 | |
| Week 7 | Can't Stump The Joey | BN | 0 | |
| Week 8 | Free agent | 5 | ||
| Week 9 | Free agent | 0 | ||
| Week 10 | Free agent | 12 | ||
| Week 11 | Free agent | 2 | ||
| Week 12 | Free agent | 3 | ||
| Week 13 | Free agent | 3 | ||
| Week 14 | Free agent | 8 | ||
| Week 15 | Free agent | 7 | ||
| Week 16 | Free agent | 9 | ||
| TOTAL | 82 | |||
| 2015 | Team | Pos | Pts | Details not available prior to 2022 |
| Week 1 | orange juice | DEF | 2 | |
| Week 2 | orange juice | DEF | 6 | |
| Week 3 | orange juice | DEF | 6 | |
| Week 4 | orange juice | BN | -2 | |
| Week 5 | Free agent | 0 | ||
| Week 6 | Free agent | 16 | ||
| Week 7 | Free agent | 2 | ||
| Week 8 | Free agent | 20 | ||
| Week 9 | Free agent | 0 | ||
| Week 10 | Free agent | 15 | ||
| Week 11 | Free agent | 8 | ||
| Week 12 | Free agent | 11 | ||
| Week 13 | The Dang | DEF | 0 | |
| Week 14 | Free agent | 5 | ||
| Week 15 | Free agent | 11 | ||
| Week 16 | Free agent | 22 | ||
| TOTAL | 122 | |||
| 2014 | Team | Pos | Pts | Details not available prior to 2022 |
| Week 1 | Redreemteam | DEF | 24 | |
| Week 2 | Redreemteam | DEF | 9 | |
| Week 3 | Redreemteam | DEF | 2 | |
| Week 4 | Redreemteam | DEF | 13 | |
| Week 5 | Redreemteam | DEF | 8 | |
| Week 6 | Redreemteam | DEF | 12 | |
| Week 7 | Redreemteam | DEF | 4 | |
| Week 8 | Redreemteam | DEF | 7 | |
| Week 9 | Redreemteam | DEF | 17 | |
| Week 10 | Redreemteam | DEF | 0 | |
| Week 11 | Redreemteam | DEF | 10 | |
| Week 12 | Redreemteam | DEF | 9 | |
| Week 13 | Redreemteam | DEF | 12 | |
| Week 14 | Redreemteam | DEF | 10 | |
| Week 15 | Redreemteam | DEF | 13 | |
| Week 16 | Redreemteam | DEF | 12 | |
| TOTAL | 162 | |||
| 2013 | Team | Pos | Pts | Details not available prior to 2022 |
| Week 1 | Smokin' Reggie Bush | DEF | 9 | |
| Week 2 | Smokin' Reggie Bush | DEF | 7 | |
| Week 3 | Free agent | 2 | ||
| Week 4 | Free agent | 10 | ||
| Week 5 | Free agent | 0 | ||
| Week 6 | Pump and Dump | DEF | 0 | |
| Week 7 | Free agent | 7 | ||
| Week 8 | Free agent | 0 | ||
| Week 9 | Free agent | 6 | ||
| Week 10 | Smokin' Reggie Bush | BN | 7 | |
| Week 11 | Smokin' Reggie Bush | DEF | 1 | |
| Week 12 | Smokin' Reggie Bush | DEF | 10 | |
| Week 13 | Smokin' Reggie Bush | DEF | 2 | |
| Week 14 | Smokin' Reggie Bush | DEF | 1 | |
| Week 15 | Smokin' Reggie Bush | DEF | 3 | |
| Week 16 | Smokin' Reggie Bush | DEF | -3 | |
| TOTAL | 62 | |||
| 2012 | Team | Pos | Pts | Details not available prior to 2022 |
| Week 1 | Refrigerator Raiders | DEF | 15 | |
| Week 2 | Refrigerator Raiders | DEF | 9 | |
| Week 3 | Women of the Future | DEF | 5 | |
| Week 4 | Women of the Future | DEF | 23 | |
| Week 5 | Women of the Future | DEF | 8 | |
| Week 6 | Women of the Future | DEF | 6 | |
| Week 7 | Women of the Future | DEF | 20 | |
| Week 8 | Women of the Future | BN | 0 | |
| Week 9 | Women of the Future | DEF | 10 | |
| Week 10 | Women of the Future | DEF | 15 | |
| Week 11 | Women of the Future | DEF | 0 | |
| Week 12 | Women of the Future | DEF | 4 | |
| Week 13 | Women of the Future | DEF | 22 | |
| Week 14 | Women of the Future | BN | -1 | |
| Week 15 | Women of the Future | DEF | 16 | |
| Week 16 | Women of the Future | DEF | 3 | |
| TOTAL | 155 | |||
| 2011 | Team | Pos | Pts | Details not available prior to 2022 |
| Week 1 | The Shit Birds | BN | 11 | |
| Week 2 | The Shit Birds | BN | 12 | |
| Week 3 | The Shit Birds | BN | 2 | |
| Week 4 | The Shit Birds | BN | 13 | |
| Week 5 | The Shit Birds | BN | 5 | |
| Week 6 | The Shit Birds | BN | 5 | |
| Week 7 | The Shit Birds | BN | 16 | |
| Week 8 | The Shit Birds | BN | 6 | |
| Week 9 | The Shit Birds | BN | 12 | |
| Week 10 | The Shit Birds | BN | 16 | |
| Week 11 | The Shit Birds | BN | 0 | |
| Week 12 | The Shit Birds | BN | 13 | |
| Week 13 | The Shit Birds | BN | 8 | |
| Week 14 | The Shit Birds | BN | 6 | |
| Week 15 | The Shit Birds | BN | 1 | |
| Week 16 | The Shit Birds | BN | 6 | |
| TOTAL | 132 | |||
| 2007 | Team | Pos | Pts | Details not available prior to 2022 |
| Week 1 | Free agent | 24 | ||
| Week 2 | Free agent | 15 | ||
| Week 3 | Free agent | 0 | ||
| Week 4 | Cookout Tray | DEF | 4 | |
| Week 5 | Cookout Tray | DEF | 4 | |
| Week 6 | Cookout Tray | BN | 8 | |
| Week 7 | Cookout Tray | BN | 7 | |
| Week 8 | Free agent | 1 | ||
| Week 9 | Free agent | 8 | ||
| Week 10 | Free agent | 0 | ||
| Week 11 | Free agent | 11 | ||
| Week 12 | Free agent | 3 | ||
| Week 13 | Free agent | 4 | ||
| Week 14 | Free agent | 9 | ||
| Week 15 | Free agent | 9 | ||
| Week 16 | Free agent | -1 | ||
| TOTAL | 106 |