The Hot Pockets finished the 2011 season in 2nd place after a regular season 3rd place finish with 1,296 points and a 9-5-0 record. The Hot Pockets drafted 12th and made 0 roster moves throughout the season.

Week	The Hot Pockets 98	L
1	The Shit Birds 102

Week	The Hot Pockets 89	L
2	Cheesus Christ 125

Week	The Hot Pockets 102	W
3	Tough Titties 93

Week	The Hot Pockets 98	W
4	The Greek Alphabet 80

Week	The Hot Pockets 108	W
5	The Brooklyn Dorps 74

Week	The Hot Pockets 72	L
6	Ocelots 101

Week	The Hot Pockets 24	L
7	Poo Pride 74

Week	The Hot Pockets 87	L
8	Immaculate Deception 90

Week	The Hot Pockets 74	W
9	Refrigerator Raiders 67

Week	The Hot Pockets 99	W
10	Musical Cognac 61

Week	The Hot Pockets 89	W
11	The Guns 58

Week	The Hot Pockets 106	W
12	The Shit Birds 86

Week	The Hot Pockets 121	W
13	Cheesus Christ 60

Week	The Hot Pockets 129	W
14	Tough Titties 73

Playoffs

Week	The Hot Pockets 74	W
15	Ocelots 70

Week	The Hot Pockets 78	L
16	Refrigerator Raiders 100