The Hot Pockets
2nd place (9-5-0)
The Hot Pockets finished the 2011 season in 2nd place after a regular season 3rd place finish with 1,296 points and a 9-5-0 record. The Hot Pockets drafted 12th and made 0 roster moves throughout the season.
| Week 1 |
The Hot Pockets 98 | L |
| The Shit Birds 102 |
| Week 2 |
The Hot Pockets 89 | L |
| Cheesus Christ 125 |
| Week 3 |
The Hot Pockets 102 | W |
| Tough Titties 93 |
| Week 4 |
The Hot Pockets 98 | W |
| The Greek Alphabet 80 |
| Week 5 |
The Hot Pockets 108 | W |
| The Brooklyn Dorps 74 |
| Week 6 |
The Hot Pockets 72 | L |
| Ocelots 101 |
| Week 7 |
The Hot Pockets 24 | L |
| Poo Pride 74 |
| Week 8 |
The Hot Pockets 87 | L |
| Immaculate Deception 90 |
| Week 9 |
The Hot Pockets 74 | W |
| Refrigerator Raiders 67 |
| Week 10 |
The Hot Pockets 99 | W |
| Musical Cognac 61 |
| Week 11 |
The Hot Pockets 89 | W |
| The Guns 58 |
| Week 12 |
The Hot Pockets 106 | W |
| The Shit Birds 86 |
| Week 13 |
The Hot Pockets 121 | W |
| Cheesus Christ 60 |
| Week 14 |
The Hot Pockets 129 | W |
| Tough Titties 73 |
Playoffs
| Week 15 |
The Hot Pockets 74 | W |
| Ocelots 70 |
| Week 16 |
The Hot Pockets 78 | L |
| Refrigerator Raiders 100 |