2026

A GROUP OF PILL-PUSHERS

1st place (5-0-0) 531.16 points

Lowell

A GROUP OF PILL-PUSHERS is currently in 1st place with a 5-0-0 record through week 5. A GROUP OF PILL-PUSHERS has made 5 transactions so far this season.

Week 1
A GROUP OF PILL-PUSHERS 114.36 W
a good day for sports fans 109.00
Rosters
A GROUP OF PILL-PUSHERS Pts Pos a good day for sports fans Pts
Lamar Jackson - QB (Bal) 24.96 QB Jaxson Dart - QB (NYG) 26.60
Rashee Rice - WR (KC) 8.90 WR Christian Watson - WR (GB) 29.70
Carnell Tate - WR (Ten) 5.80 WR Tee Higgins - WR (Cin) 7.40
Kenneth Walker III - RB (KC) 32.60 RB Bucky Irving - RB (TB) 16.80
Chase Brown - RB (Cin) 16.30 RB De'Von Achane - RB (Mia) 8.60
Juwan Johnson - TE (NO) 12.90 TE Tyler Warren - TE (Ind) 8.80
Malik Nabers - WR (NYG) 9.90 W/R/T Davante Adams - WR (LAR) 4.10
Harrison Mevis - K (LAR) 1.00 K Ka'imi Fairbairn - K (Hou) 9.00
Rams - DEF (LAR) 2.00 DEF Texans - DEF (Hou) -2.00
114.36 TOTAL 109.00
C.J. Stroud - QB (Hou) 16.46 BN Drake Maye - QB (NE) 12.82
Khalil Shakir - WR (Buf) 7.00 BN Luther Burden III - WR (Chi) 7.00
Michael Pittman Jr. - WR (Pit) 7.30 BN Emeka Egbuka - WR (TB) 8.80
Tyjae Spears - RB (Ten) 3.40 BN Rhamondre Stevenson - RB (NE) 12.00
Kyle Monangai - RB (Chi) 19.40 BN Kyle Pitts Sr. - TE (Atl) 0.00
127.96 OPTIMAL 118.30
Week 2
A GROUP OF PILL-PUSHERS 87.60 W
Llunsford's Llamas 78.14
Rosters
A GROUP OF PILL-PUSHERS Pts Pos Llunsford's Llamas Pts
Lamar Jackson - QB (Bal) 15.80 QB Jayden Daniels - QB (Was) 14.74
Rashee Rice - WR (KC) 10.30 WR Justin Jefferson - WR (Min) 7.00
Malik Nabers - WR (NYG) 0.60 WR Mike Evans - WR (SF) 6.90
Kenneth Walker III - RB (KC) 20.80 RB Ashton Jeanty - RB (LV) 8.30
Chase Brown - RB (Cin) 9.70 RB Jadarian Price - RB (Sea) 4.50
Juwan Johnson - TE (NO) 8.60 TE Sam LaPorta - TE (Det) 14.20
Kyle Monangai - RB (Chi) 6.80 W/R/T Javonte Williams - RB (Dal) 6.50
Harrison Mevis - K (LAR) 4.00 K Cam Little - K (Jax) 8.00
Rams - DEF (LAR) 11.00 DEF Seahawks - DEF (Sea) 8.00
87.60 TOTAL 78.14
C.J. Stroud - QB (Hou) 17.02 BN Matthew Stafford - QB (LAR) 27.98
Michael Pittman Jr. - WR (Pit) 0.00 BN Zay Flowers - WR (Bal) 0.00
Carnell Tate - WR (Ten) 4.20 BN Alec Pierce - WR (Ind) 1.60
Khalil Shakir - WR (Buf) 5.30 BN Jonathon Brooks - RB (Car) 1.60
Tyjae Spears - RB (Ten) 8.00 BN Jake Ferguson - TE (Dal) 18.30
94.72 OPTIMAL 105.18
Week 3
A GROUP OF PILL-PUSHERS 107.44 W
🏈🛸 86.54
Rosters
A GROUP OF PILL-PUSHERS Pts Pos 🏈🛸 Pts
Lamar Jackson - QB (Bal) 20.44 QB Bryce Young - QB (Car) 14.64
Rashee Rice - WR (KC) 12.30 WR DJ Moore - WR (Buf) 9.70
Malik Nabers - WR (NYG) 5.10 WR Jalen Coker - WR (Car) 2.80
Kenneth Walker III - RB (KC) 20.30 RB Derrick Henry - RB (Bal) 21.40
Chase Brown - RB (Cin) 7.90 RB Saquon Barkley - RB (Phi) 8.50
Juwan Johnson - TE (NO) 19.30 TE Dalton Schultz - TE (Hou) 4.50
Kyle Monangai - RB (Chi) 3.10 W/R/T Travis Etienne Jr. - RB (NO) 8.00
Harrison Mevis - K (LAR) 16.00 K Harrison Butker - K (KC) 6.00
Rams - DEF (LAR) 3.00 DEF Vikings - DEF (Min) 11.00
107.44 TOTAL 86.54
C.J. Stroud - QB (Hou) 11.68 BN Sam Darnold - QB (Sea) 29.66
Khalil Shakir - WR (Buf) 1.10 BN Devaughn Vele - WR (NO) 5.40
Michael Pittman Jr. - WR (Pit) 2.60 BN Romeo Doubs - WR (NE) 6.40
Carnell Tate - WR (Ten) 8.80 BN Alvin Kamara - RB (NO) 4.60
Tyjae Spears - RB (Ten) 0.50 BN Brock Bowers - TE (LV) 22.60
IR Jordyn Tyson - WR (NO) 0.00
113.14 OPTIMAL 123.26
Week 4
A GROUP OF PILL-PUSHERS 131.48 W
terriblehorriblenogoodverybad 85.32
Rosters
A GROUP OF PILL-PUSHERS Pts Pos terriblehorriblenogoodverybad Pts
Lamar Jackson - QB (Bal) 18.88 QB Jalen Hurts - QB (Phi) 13.52
Malik Nabers - WR (NYG) 20.20 WR Chris Olave - WR (NO) 15.60
Rashee Rice - WR (KC) 0.00 WR Matthew Golden - WR (GB) 10.20
Kenneth Walker III - RB (KC) 30.40 RB James Cook III - RB (Buf) 15.30
Chase Brown - RB (Cin) 13.60 RB David Montgomery - RB (Hou) 4.30
Juwan Johnson - TE (NO) 8.90 TE Harold Fannin Jr. - TE (Cle) 10.20
Kyle Monangai - RB (Chi) 27.50 W/R/T J.K. Dobbins - RB (Den) 6.20
Harrison Mevis - K (LAR) 7.00 K Jason Myers - K (Sea) 6.00
Rams - DEF (LAR) 5.00 DEF Bills - DEF (Buf) 4.00
131.48 TOTAL 85.32
C.J. Stroud - QB (Hou) 23.08 BN Kyler Murray - QB (Min) 11.48
Michael Pittman Jr. - WR (Pit) 2.50 BN Terry McLaurin - WR (Was) 0.00
Khalil Shakir - WR (Buf) 9.70 BN Denzel Boston - WR (Cle) 10.90
Carnell Tate - WR (Ten) 17.00 BN Kenny Gainwell - RB (TB) 9.70
Tyjae Spears - RB (Ten) 1.10 BN Hunter Henry - TE (NE) 8.70
IR A.J. Brown - WR (NE) 0.00
152.68 OPTIMAL 95.42
Week 5
3 transactions
➕ Jacoby Brissett - QB (Ari) ← waiver wire
+4.84 pts
+1 win

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➖ C.J. Stroud - QB (Hou) → free agent
➕ Tyler Allgeier - RB (Ari) ← waiver wire
-2.7 pts
+0 wins

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➖ Tyjae Spears - RB (Ten) → free agent
➕ MarShawn Lloyd - RB (GB) ← free agent
+15.1 pts
+1 win

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A GROUP OF PILL-PUSHERS 90.28 W
Low Tide 89.02
Rosters
A GROUP OF PILL-PUSHERS Pts Pos Low Tide Pts
Jacoby Brissett - QB (Ari) 25.78 QB Trevor Lawrence - QB (Jax) 22.74
Malik Nabers - WR (NYG) 23.60 WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba - WR (Sea) 20.30
Carnell Tate - WR (Ten) 1.10 WR Michael Wilson - WR (Ari) 5.28
MarShawn Lloyd - RB (GB) 16.20 RB Quinshon Judkins - RB (Cle) 6.50
Chase Brown - RB (Cin) 5.50 RB Jeremiyah Love - RB (Ari) 2.20
Juwan Johnson - TE (NO) 3.60 TE Dallas Goedert - TE (Phi) 6.80
Khalil Shakir - WR (Buf) 9.50 W/R/T Aaron Jones Sr. - RB (Min) 17.20
Harrison Mevis - K (LAR) 4.00 K Chase McLaughlin - K (TB) 7.00
Rams - DEF (LAR) 1.00 DEF Bears - DEF (Chi) 1.00
90.28 TOTAL 89.02
Lamar Jackson - QB (Bal) 0.00 BN Patrick Mahomes - QB (KC) 0.00
Rashee Rice - WR (KC) 0.00 BN DeVonta Smith - WR (Phi) 0.00
Kenneth Walker III - RB (KC) 0.00 BN Rome Odunze - WR (Chi) 3.50
Kyle Monangai - RB (Chi) 0.00 BN Darren Waller - TE (Car) 0.00
Tyler Allgeier - RB (Ari) 2.60 BN T.J. Hockenson - TE (Min) 1.20
Michael Pittman Jr. - WR (Pit) 0.00 IR Breece Hall - RB (NYJ) 0.00
91.78 OPTIMAL 90.32
Week 6
2 transactions
➕ Blake Grupe - K (LAR) ← waiver wire
+0 pts
+0 wins

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➖ Harrison Mevis - K (LAR) → free agent
➕ Michael Pittman Jr. - WR (Pit) ← free agent
+0 pts
+0 wins

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A GROUP OF PILL-PUSHERS 86.62
Odyssey Deez Nuts 76.70
Week 7
A GROUP OF PILL-PUSHERS
Braves 2026 NLWC Champions 12th (0-5-0)
Week 8
A GROUP OF PILL-PUSHERS
CAROLINA REAPER 9th (1-4-0)
Week 9
A GROUP OF PILL-PUSHERS
Football Understanders 6th (3-2-0)
Week 10
A GROUP OF PILL-PUSHERS
Token Females 8th (3-2-0)
Week 11
A GROUP OF PILL-PUSHERS
Refrigerator Raiders 2nd (4-1-0)
Week 12
A GROUP OF PILL-PUSHERS
a good day for sports fans 5th (3-2-0)
Week 13
A GROUP OF PILL-PUSHERS
Llunsford's Llamas 4th (3-2-0)
Week 14
A GROUP OF PILL-PUSHERS
🏈🛸 10th (1-4-0)

Transactions

Below are week-by-week evaluations of the 5 transactions (3 waiver wire pickups, 2 free agent pickups) A GROUP OF PILL-PUSHERS made during the 2026 season. Players contribute to the point difference each week if they would have been on the optimal starting roster. However, when considering the affect on the week's result, added players' points only count if they started in reality. Opponents' rosters are not adjusted in the evaluation.

October 7, 2026 (Week 5, Wednesday) Back up to Week 5 ↑
➕ Jacoby Brissett - QB (Ari) ← waiver wire
➖ C.J. Stroud - QB (Hou) → free agent
Points Result Points by Player (Started, Added, Dropped)
Week 5 +4.84 L → W Brissett (QB): 25.78, Stroud (QB): 20.94
TOTAL +4.84 Pts +1 Win
October 7, 2026 (Week 5, Wednesday) Back up to Week 5 ↑
➕ Tyler Allgeier - RB (Ari) ← waiver wire
➖ Tyjae Spears - RB (Ten) → free agent
Points Result Points by Player (Started, Added, Dropped)
Week 5 -2.70 No change (W) Allgeier (RB): 2.60, Spears (RB): 5.30
TOTAL -2.70 Pts +0 Wins
October 9, 2026 (Week 5, Friday) Back up to Week 5 ↑
➕ MarShawn Lloyd - RB (GB) ← free agent
Points Result Points by Player (Started, Added, Dropped)
Week 5 +15.10 L → W Lloyd (RB): 16.20
TOTAL +15.10 Pts +1 Win
October 14, 2026 (Week 6, Wednesday) Back up to Week 6 ↑
➕ Blake Grupe - K (LAR) ← waiver wire
➖ Harrison Mevis - K (LAR) → free agent
October 15, 2026 (Week 6, Thursday) Back up to Week 6 ↑
➕ Michael Pittman Jr. - WR (Pit) ← free agent