- 2024 — Green Goblins
- 2023 — Happy Salmon
- 2022 — Salmonids
- 2021 — Rec Specs
- 2020 — NotoriousNaughtyNoah
- 2019 — banana boys
- 2018 — Joey Martin.com
- 2017 — Joey Martin.com
- 2016 — berkeley bolos
- 2015 — orange juice
- 2014 — orange juice
- 2013 — Dirtbags
- 2012 — fishballs
- 2011 — Cheesus Christ
- 2010 — Mountain Gorillas
- 2009 — Thai Tigers
- 2008 — Cookout Tray Redux
- 2007 — Cookout Tray
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Team Tortoise
9th place (5-8-0)
Team Tortoise is currently in 9th place with a 5-8-0 record through week 13. Team Tortoise has made 14 roster moves so far this season.
| Week 1 |
Team Tortoise 104.48 | W |
| CAROLINA REAPER 103.06 | ||
| Week 2 |
Team Tortoise 116.70 | W |
| Refrigerator Raiders 66.54 | ||
| Week 3 |
Team Tortoise 101.92 | W |
| Government Touchdown 84.26 | ||
| Week 4 |
Team Tortoise 126.42 | L |
| Llunsford's Llamas 133.62 | ||
| Week 5 |
Team Tortoise 90.32 | L |
| Low Key Goated 94.48 | ||
| Week 6 |
Team Tortoise 91.94 | W |
| mucho party mucho money 85.18 | ||
| Week 7 |
Team Tortoise 106.08 | L |
| Football Understanders 110.42 | ||
| Week 8 |
Team Tortoise 132.64 | L |
| NYC Bojangles 2k25 133.28 | ||
| Week 9 |
Team Tortoise 74.76 | L |
| Jordan 2s 101.42 | ||
| Week 10 |
Team Tortoise 117.30 | W |
| Jackson Fart 96.90 | ||
| Week 11 |
Team Tortoise 81.84 | L |
| Token Females 98.18 | ||
| Week 12 |
Team Tortoise 112.26 | L |
| CAROLINA REAPER 142.62 | ||
| Week 13 |
Team Tortoise 88.48 | L |
| Refrigerator Raiders 104.80 | ||
| Week 14 |
Team Tortoise 79.46 | |
| Government Touchdown 98.86 | ||