2013

Y'all are Dicks

3rd place (8-5-1) 1,334 points

Jared

Y'all are Dicks finished the 2013 season in 3rd place after a regular season 3rd place finish with 1,334 points and a 8-5-1 record. Y'all are Dicks drafted 7th and made 24 transactions throughout the season.

Week 1
Y'all are Dicks 149 W
Dirtbags 102
Rosters
Y'all are Dicks Pts Pos Dirtbags Pts
Peyton Manning - QB (Den) 60 QB Andrew Luck - QB (Ind) 28
Victor Cruz - WR (NYG) 29 WR Brandon Marshall - WR (Sea) 16
Jordy Nelson - WR (Oak) 19 WR Hakeem Nicks - WR (NYG) 11
Steve Smith - WR (Bal) 11 WR Miles Austin - WR (Phi) 7
Arian Foster - RB (Mia) 8 RB Frank Gore - RB (NYJ) 12
DeAngelo Williams - RB (Pit) 7 RB Marshawn Lynch - RB (Sea) 4
Kyle Rudolph - TE (TB) 2 TE Jordan Cameron - TE (Mia) 16
David Akers - K (Det) 11 K Sebastian Janikowski - K (Sea) 5
Bengals - DEF (Cin) 2 DEF Ravens - DEF (Bal) 3
149 TOTAL 102
Philip Rivers - QB (Ind) 30 BN Ben Roethlisberger - QB (Pit) 11
Greg Little - WR (Cin) 2 BN Rod Streater - WR (Cle) 7
Malcom Floyd - WR (SD) 4 BN Andre Roberts - WR (Car) 9
Ryan Mathews - RB (Phi) 11 BN Rashard Mendenhall - RB (Ari) 6
Dwayne Allen - TE (NE) 8 BN BenJarvus Green-Ellis - RB (Cin) 8
Packers - DEF (GB) 1 BN Rob Gronkowski - TE (TB) 0
159 OPTIMAL 108
Week 2
Y'all are Dicks 104 W
Refrigerator Raiders 100
Rosters
Y'all are Dicks Pts Pos Refrigerator Raiders Pts
Peyton Manning - QB (Den) 24 QB Matt Ryan - QB (Ind) 26
Jordy Nelson - WR (Oak) 18 WR Randall Cobb - WR (NYJ) 18
Victor Cruz - WR (NYG) 11 WR Mike Wallace - WR (Phi) 17
Steve Smith - WR (Bal) 5 WR Marlon Brown - WR (Den) 10
Arian Foster - RB (Mia) 15 RB Doug Martin - RB (Oak) 14
DeAngelo Williams - RB (Pit) 8 RB Maurice Jones-Drew - RB (Oak) 2
Kyle Rudolph - TE (TB) 10 TE Antonio Gates - TE (SD) 10
David Akers - K (Det) 3 K Justin Tucker - K (Bal) 2
Bengals - DEF (Cin) 10 DEF Steelers - DEF (Pit) 1
104 TOTAL 100
Philip Rivers - QB (Ind) 35 BN Josh Gordon - WR (Ten) 0
Greg Little - WR (Cin) 3 BN Sidney Rice - WR (Sea) 1
Malcom Floyd - WR (SD) 10 BN Greg Jennings - WR (Mia) 8
Ryan Mathews - RB (Phi) 5 BN Montee Ball - RB (Den) 1
Dwayne Allen - TE (NE) 0 BN Darren Sproles - RB (Phi) 5
Packers - DEF (GB) 4 BN James Starks - RB (GB) 22
120 OPTIMAL 120
Week 3
2 transactions
Kellen Winslow - TE (NYJ) ← free agent
+0 pts
+0 wins

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Donnie Avery - WR (KC) ← free agent
+14 pts
+0 wins

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Y'all are Dicks 91 T
Cat In A Wet Suit 91
Rosters
Y'all are Dicks Pts Pos Cat In A Wet Suit Pts
Peyton Manning - QB (Den) 30 QB Cam Newton - QB (Car) 34
Jordy Nelson - WR (Oak) 9 WR Julio Jones - WR (Phi) 11
Steve Smith - WR (Bal) 4 WR Mike Williams - WR (Buf) 6
Victor Cruz - WR (NYG) 2 WR T.Y. Hilton - WR (Dal) 1
DeAngelo Williams - RB (Pit) 12 RB Chris Johnson - RB (Ari) 9
Arian Foster - RB (Mia) 5 RB Jacquizz Rodgers - RB (TB) 8
Kyle Rudolph - TE (TB) 2 TE Greg Olsen - TE (Sea) 5
David Akers - K (Det) 9 K Dan Bailey - K (Min) 7
Bengals - DEF (Cin) 18 DEF Seahawks - DEF (Sea) 10
91 TOTAL 91
Philip Rivers - QB (Ind) 13 BN Kenny Britt - WR (NE) 0
Greg Little - WR (Cin) 1 BN Leonard Hankerson - WR (Buf) 2
Donnie Avery - WR (KC) 14 BN Jerome Simpson - WR (SF) 2
Ryan Mathews - RB (Phi) 5 BN Kenbrell Thompkins - WR (NYJ) 16
Kellen Winslow - TE (NYJ) 0 BN Danny Woodhead - RB (Bal) 6
Packers - DEF (GB) 19 BN Panthers - DEF (Car) 23
104 OPTIMAL 119
Week 4
3 transactions
Sidney Rice - WR (Sea) ← free agent
-14 pts
+0 wins

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Greg Little - WR (Cin) → free agent
Jason Snelling - RB (Atl) ← free agent
-32 pts
-1 wins

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Ryan Mathews - RB (Phi) → free agent
Scott Chandler - TE (NE) ← free agent
+14 pts
+0 wins

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Kellen Winslow - TE (NYJ) → free agent
Y'all are Dicks 112 W
First Blood 89
Rosters
Y'all are Dicks Pts Pos First Blood Pts
Peyton Manning - QB (Den) 37 QB Russell Wilson - QB (NYG) 9
Victor Cruz - WR (NYG) 22 WR Brian Hartline - WR (Cle) 3
Donnie Avery - WR (KC) 2 WR Vincent Jackson - WR (TB) 2
Sidney Rice - WR (Sea) 1 WR Steve Johnson - WR (SD) 0
Arian Foster - RB (Mia) 22 RB Matt Forte - RB (NYJ) 17
Jason Snelling - RB (Atl) 2 RB Alfred Morris - RB (NYG) 7
Scott Chandler - TE (NE) 2 TE Tony Gonzalez - TE (Atl) 26
David Akers - K (Det) 18 K Matt Prater - K (Buf) 12
Bengals - DEF (Cin) 6 DEF 49ers - DEF (SF) 13
112 TOTAL 89
Philip Rivers - QB (Ind) 32 BN Alex Smith - QB (Was) 28
Steve Smith - WR (Bal) 0 BN Santana Moss - WR (Was) 0
Jordy Nelson - WR (Oak) 0 BN Danny Amendola - WR (Hou) 0
DeAngelo Williams - RB (Pit) 0 BN Alshon Jeffery - WR (Phi) 20
Kyle Rudolph - TE (TB) 0 BN Daryl Richardson - RB (Pit) 1
Packers - DEF (GB) 0 BN Vikings - DEF (Min) 9
112 OPTIMAL 128
Week 5
3 transactions
Garrett Graham - TE (Hou) ← free agent
-4 pts
+0 wins

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Kyle Rudolph - TE (TB) → free agent
Nate Washington - WR (Hou) ← free agent
+10 pts
+0 wins

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Donnie Avery - WR (KC) → free agent
Titans - DEF (Ten) ← free agent
-13 pts
+0 wins

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Packers - DEF (GB) → free agent
Y'all are Dicks 100 W
Pump and Dump 77
Rosters
Y'all are Dicks Pts Pos Pump and Dump Pts
Peyton Manning - QB (Den) 44 QB Aaron Rodgers - QB (Pit) 16
Jordy Nelson - WR (Oak) 8 WR Justin Blackmon - WR (Jax) 19
Steve Smith - WR (Bal) 6 WR Dwayne Bowe - WR (Cle) 3
Victor Cruz - WR (NYG) 4 WR Chris Givens - WR (Bal) 1
Arian Foster - RB (Mia) 11 RB DeMarco Murray - RB (Ten) 10
DeAngelo Williams - RB (Pit) 6 RB Giovani Bernard - RB (TB) 4
Garrett Graham - TE (Hou) 1 TE Martellus Bennett - TE (GB) 5
David Akers - K (Det) 5 K Garrett Hartley - K (Cle) 16
Bengals - DEF (Cin) 15 DEF Falcons - DEF (Atl) 3
100 TOTAL 77
Philip Rivers - QB (Ind) 22 BN Jay Cutler - QB (Mia) 26
Sidney Rice - WR (Sea) 0 BN Calvin Johnson - WR (Det) 0
Nate Washington - WR (Hou) 3 BN Cecil Shorts - WR (TB) 13
Jason Snelling - RB (Atl) 8 BN Darren McFadden - RB (Dal) 0
Scott Chandler - TE (NE) 4 BN Fred Jackson - RB (Sea) 21
Titans - DEF (Ten) 7 BN Charles Clay - TE (Ari) 11
105 OPTIMAL 122
Week 6
Y'all are Dicks 96 W
The Emoticons 31
Rosters
Y'all are Dicks Pts Pos The Emoticons Pts
Peyton Manning - QB (Den) 17 QB Michael Vick - QB (Pit) 0
Jordy Nelson - WR (Oak) 17 WR Reggie Wayne - WR (Ind) 8
Steve Smith - WR (Bal) 8 WR Demaryius Thomas - WR (NE) 7
Victor Cruz - WR (NYG) 6 WR Marques Colston - WR (NO) 1
Arian Foster - RB (Mia) 19 RB Bernard Pierce - RB (Jax) 2
DeAngelo Williams - RB (Pit) 11 RB David Wilson - RB (NYG) 0
Garrett Graham - TE (Hou) 2 TE Julius Thomas - TE (Mia) 8
David Akers - K (Det) 9 K Matt Bryant - K (Atl) 0
Bengals - DEF (Cin) 7 DEF Patriots - DEF (NE) 5
96 TOTAL 31
Philip Rivers - QB (Ind) 15 BN Eli Manning - QB (NYG) 9
Nate Washington - WR (Hou) 1 BN Ryan Broyles - WR (Det) 0
Sidney Rice - WR (Sea) 1 BN Darrius Heyward-Bey - WR (Pit) 1
Jason Snelling - RB (Atl) 0 BN Adrian Peterson - RB (Sea) 8
Scott Chandler - TE (NE) 10 BN Jermichael Finley - TE (GB) 7
Titans - DEF (Ten) 13 BN Buccaneers - DEF (TB) 2
110 OPTIMAL 48
Week 7
1 transaction
Bilal Powell - RB (NYJ) ← free agent
+7 pts
+0 wins

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Jason Snelling - RB (Atl) → free agent
Y'all are Dicks 75 L
West Coast Defence 116
Rosters
Y'all are Dicks Pts Pos West Coast Defence Pts
Peyton Manning - QB (Den) 31 QB Colin Kaepernick - QB (SF) 19
Steve Smith - WR (Bal) 12 WR Eric Decker - WR (Ten) 21
Jordy Nelson - WR (Oak) 10 WR Harry Douglas - WR (Ten) 20
Victor Cruz - WR (NYG) 5 WR Kendall Wright - WR (Ari) 9
DeAngelo Williams - RB (Pit) 5 RB Le'Veon Bell - RB (TB) 9
Arian Foster - RB (Mia) 1 RB LeSean McCoy - RB (TB) 7
Garrett Graham - TE (Hou) 3 TE Rob Gronkowski - TE (TB) 11
David Akers - K (Det) 6 K Stephen Hauschka - K (Jax) 13
Bengals - DEF (Cin) 2 DEF Dolphins - DEF (Mia) 7
75 TOTAL 116
Philip Rivers - QB (Ind) 17 BN Andy Dalton - QB (Car) 32
Nate Washington - WR (Hou) 6 BN Denarius Moore - WR (Buf) 0
Sidney Rice - WR (Sea) 11 BN Roddy White - WR (Atl) 0
Bilal Powell - RB (NYJ) 0 BN Lamar Miller - RB (NO) 4
Scott Chandler - TE (NE) 1 BN Stevan Ridley - RB (Pit) 11
Titans - DEF (Ten) 2 BN Jared Cook - TE (SD) 3
81 OPTIMAL 133
Week 8
Y'all are Dicks 117 W
FilipFuckinRivers 96
Rosters
Y'all are Dicks Pts Pos FilipFuckinRivers Pts
Peyton Manning - QB (Den) 30 QB Tony Romo - QB (Dal) 26
Jordy Nelson - WR (Oak) 24 WR Golden Tate - WR (Ten) 21
Victor Cruz - WR (NYG) 8 WR Antonio Brown - WR (TB) 8
Steve Smith - WR (Bal) 4 WR Torrey Smith - WR (Car) 0
DeAngelo Williams - RB (Pit) 10 RB C.J. Spiller - RB (KC) 0
Bilal Powell - RB (NYJ) 3 RB Steven Jackson - RB (NE) 0
Scott Chandler - TE (NE) 7 TE Jimmy Graham - TE (NO) 15
David Akers - K (Det) 7 K Phil Dawson - K (Ari) 6
Bengals - DEF (Cin) 24 DEF Broncos - DEF (Den) 20
117 TOTAL 96
Philip Rivers - QB (Ind) 0 BN Sam Bradford - QB (Ari) 0
Nate Washington - WR (Hou) 0 BN Brandon LaFell - WR (Oak) 2
Sidney Rice - WR (Sea) 0 BN Michael Floyd - WR (Was) 9
Arian Foster - RB (Mia) 0 BN Chris Ivory - RB (Buf) 1
Garrett Graham - TE (Hou) 0 BN Brandon Myers - TE (TB) 4
Titans - DEF (Ten) 0 BN Chargers - DEF (SD) 0
117 OPTIMAL 106
Week 9
3 transactions
Eddie Royal - WR (Chi) ← free agent
+11 pts
+0 wins

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Garrett Graham - TE (Hou) → free agent
Adam Vinatieri - K (Ind) ← free agent
+7 pts
+0 wins

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Jerricho Cotchery - WR (Car) ← free agent
+36 pts
+0 wins

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Y'all are Dicks 50 L
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 94
Rosters
Y'all are Dicks Pts Pos ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Pts
Philip Rivers - QB (Ind) 22 QB Drew Brees - QB (NO) 23
Jordy Nelson - WR (Oak) 6 WR DeSean Jackson - WR (Bal) 21
Steve Smith - WR (Bal) 5 WR Pierre Garcon - WR (SF) 17
Nate Washington - WR (Hou) 0 WR Terrance Williams - WR (Dal) 3
Bilal Powell - RB (NYJ) 2 RB Jamaal Charles - RB (Jax) 9
Arian Foster - RB (Mia) 0 RB Brandon Bolden - RB (Oak) 3
Scott Chandler - TE (NE) 2 TE Heath Miller - TE (Pit) 4
Adam Vinatieri - K (Ind) 7 K Justin Tucker - K (Bal) 6
Bengals - DEF (Cin) 6 DEF Eagles - DEF (Phi) 8
50 TOTAL 94
Peyton Manning - QB (Den) 0 BN Robert Griffin III - QB (Bal) 10
Victor Cruz - WR (NYG) 0 BN Larry Fitzgerald - WR (Ari) 0
Eddie Royal - WR (Chi) 11 BN Marlon Brown - WR (Den) 19
Jerricho Cotchery - WR (Car) 27 BN Joique Bell - RB (Det) 0
DeAngelo Williams - RB (Pit) 5 BN Knowshon Moreno - RB (Mia) 0
David Akers - K (Det) 0 BN Coby Fleener - TE (NO) 8
88 OPTIMAL 114
Week 10
1 transaction
Roy Helu - RB (Oak) ← free agent
-28 pts
+0 wins

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Nate Washington - WR (Hou) → free agent
Y'all are Dicks 75 L
Smokin' Reggie Bush 78
Rosters
Y'all are Dicks Pts Pos Smokin' Reggie Bush Pts
Peyton Manning - QB (Den) 35 QB Matthew Stafford - QB (STL) 24
Steve Smith - WR (Bal) 6 WR A.J. Green - WR (Ari) 21
Jordy Nelson - WR (Oak) 5 WR Andre Johnson - WR (Ten) 15
Victor Cruz - WR (NYG) 3 WR Greg Jennings - WR (Mia) 1
DeAngelo Williams - RB (Pit) 10 RB Reggie Bush - RB (Buf) 10
Roy Helu - RB (Oak) 2 RB Ray Rice - RB (Bal) 5
Scott Chandler - TE (NE) 2 TE Jason Witten - TE (Oak) 2
Adam Vinatieri - K (Ind) 0 K
Bengals - DEF (Cin) 12 DEF
75 TOTAL 78
Philip Rivers - QB (Ind) 14 BN Joe Flacco - QB (Cin) 11
Eddie Royal - WR (Chi) 3 BN Julian Edelman - WR (NE) 0
Jerricho Cotchery - WR (Car) 9 BN Tavon Austin - WR (Buf) 31
Bilal Powell - RB (NYJ) 0 BN Ryan Mathews - RB (Phi) 11
Arian Foster - RB (Mia) 0 BN Maurice Jones-Drew - RB (Oak) 13
David Akers - K (Det) 3 BN Jermaine Gresham - TE (Ari) 0
84 OPTIMAL 130
Week 11
4 transactions
Ryan Mathews - RB (Phi) Smokin' Reggie Bush
+36 pts
+0 wins

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Steve Smith - WR (Bal) Smokin' Reggie Bush
Nick Folk - K (NYJ) ← free agent
-17 pts
+0 wins

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Adam Vinatieri - K (Ind) → free agent
Delanie Walker - TE (Ten) ← free agent
+17 pts
+0 wins

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Scott Chandler - TE (NE) → free agent
Fred Jackson - RB (Sea) Pump and Dump
+4 pts
+0 wins

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Philip Rivers - QB (Ind) Pump and Dump
Y'all are Dicks 107 W
Daft Punt 72
Rosters
Y'all are Dicks Pts Pos Daft Punt Pts
Peyton Manning - QB (Den) 16 QB Tom Brady - QB (TB) 15
Victor Cruz - WR (NYG) 11 WR Anquan Boldin - WR (Det) 11
Jordy Nelson - WR (Oak) 11 WR Rueben Randle - WR (NYG) 9
Eddie Royal - WR (Chi) 2 WR Emmanuel Sanders - WR (Buf) 0
Ryan Mathews - RB (Phi) 13 RB Eddie Lacy - RB (Sea) 10
Fred Jackson - RB (Sea) 3 RB Trenton Richardson - RB (Ind) 5
Delanie Walker - TE (Ten) 15 TE Vernon Davis - TE (Was) 9
David Akers - K (Det) 9 K Stephen Gostkowski - K (Ten) 9
Bengals - DEF (Cin) 27 DEF Colts - DEF (Ind) 4
107 TOTAL 72
Jerricho Cotchery - WR (Car) 10 BN Terrelle Pryor Sr. - QB (NYJ) 0
Arian Foster - RB (Mia) 0 BN Kenny Stills - WR (NO) 1
Bilal Powell - RB (NYJ) 2 BN Dwayne Bowe - WR (Cle) 11
DeAngelo Williams - RB (Pit) 2 BN Doug Baldwin - WR (Sea) 12
Roy Helu - RB (Oak) 4 BN Shane Vereen - RB (NYG) 6
Nick Folk - K (NYJ) 2 BN Giovani Bernard - RB (TB) 8
116 OPTIMAL 89
Week 12
1 transaction
Titans - DEF (Ten) ← free agent
+5 pts
+0 wins

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Roy Helu - RB (Oak) → free agent
Y'all are Dicks 49 L
Dirtbags 68
Rosters
Y'all are Dicks Pts Pos Dirtbags Pts
Peyton Manning - QB (Den) 16 QB Andrew Luck - QB (Ind) 15
Jordy Nelson - WR (Oak) 5 WR Brandon Marshall - WR (Sea) 17
Victor Cruz - WR (NYG) 0 WR Nate Washington - WR (Hou) 4
Jerricho Cotchery - WR (Car) 0 WR Wes Welker - WR (STL) 3
Ryan Mathews - RB (Phi) 12 RB Frank Gore - RB (NYJ) 3
DeAngelo Williams - RB (Pit) 4 RB Chris Ogbonnaya - RB (NYG) 1
Delanie Walker - TE (Ten) 4 TE Jordan Cameron - TE (Mia) 3
David Akers - K (Det) 3 K Dan Bailey - K (Min) 6
Titans - DEF (Ten) 5 DEF Ravens - DEF (Bal) 16
49 TOTAL 68
Eddie Royal - WR (Chi) 8 BN Ben Roethlisberger - QB (Pit) 20
Fred Jackson - RB (Sea) 0 BN Hakeem Nicks - WR (NYG) 0
Arian Foster - RB (Mia) 0 BN Jarrett Boykin - WR (GB) 12
Bilal Powell - RB (NYJ) 6 BN Marshawn Lynch - RB (Sea) 0
Nick Folk - K (NYJ) 3 BN BenJarvus Green-Ellis - RB (Cin) 0
Bengals - DEF (Cin) 0 BN Saints - DEF (NO) 11
59 OPTIMAL 82
Week 13
2 transactions
Ted Ginn Jr. - WR (Chi) ← free agent
-4 pts
+0 wins

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Jerricho Cotchery - WR (Car) → free agent
Jonathan Stewart - RB (NYG) ← free agent
+0 pts
+0 wins

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Bilal Powell - RB (NYJ) → free agent
Y'all are Dicks 109 L
Refrigerator Raiders 127
Rosters
Y'all are Dicks Pts Pos Refrigerator Raiders Pts
Peyton Manning - QB (Den) 42 QB Nick Foles - QB (Ind) 29
Ted Ginn Jr. - WR (Chi) 10 WR Josh Gordon - WR (Ten) 38
Victor Cruz - WR (NYG) 8 WR Keenan Allen - WR (SD) 8
Jordy Nelson - WR (Oak) 1 WR Riley Cooper - WR (Phi) 4
Fred Jackson - RB (Sea) 19 RB Zac Stacy - RB (NYJ) 7
Ryan Mathews - RB (Phi) 9 RB Danny Woodhead - RB (Bal) 3
Delanie Walker - TE (Ten) 0 TE Logan Paulsen - TE (Hou) 10
David Akers - K (Det) 8 K Blair Walsh - K (Sea) 11
Bengals - DEF (Cin) 12 DEF Dolphins - DEF (Mia) 17
109 TOTAL 127
Eddie Royal - WR (Chi) 0 BN Nate Burleson - WR (Det) 0
DeAngelo Williams - RB (Pit) 0 BN James Jones - WR (GB) 7
Arian Foster - RB (Mia) 0 BN Dennis Johnson - RB (Hou) 2
Jonathan Stewart - RB (NYG) 3 BN Ben Tate - RB (Min) 28
Nick Folk - K (NYJ) 3 BN Antonio Gates - TE (SD) 2
Titans - DEF (Ten) 7 BN Chiefs - DEF (KC) 0
109 OPTIMAL 155
Week 14
2 transactions
Charles Clay - TE (Ari) ← free agent
+21 pts
+0 wins

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Jonathan Stewart - RB (NYG) → free agent
Garrett Hartley - K (Cle) ← free agent
-14 pts
+0 wins

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Nick Folk - K (NYJ) → free agent
Y'all are Dicks 100 W
Cat In A Wet Suit 63
Rosters
Y'all are Dicks Pts Pos Cat In A Wet Suit Pts
Peyton Manning - QB (Den) 39 QB Cam Newton - QB (Car) 16
Jordy Nelson - WR (Oak) 8 WR Rod Streater - WR (Cle) 19
Victor Cruz - WR (NYG) 4 WR T.Y. Hilton - WR (Dal) 0
Ted Ginn Jr. - WR (Chi) 0 WR Kenbrell Thompkins - WR (NYJ) 0
Ryan Mathews - RB (Phi) 19 RB Chris Johnson - RB (Ari) 8
Fred Jackson - RB (Sea) 3 RB Donald Brown - RB (SD) 2
Charles Clay - TE (Ari) 21 TE Greg Olsen - TE (Sea) 4
Garrett Hartley - K (Cle) 7 K Robbie Gould - K (SF) 13
Bengals - DEF (Cin) -1 DEF Panthers - DEF (Car) 1
100 TOTAL 63
Eddie Royal - WR (Chi) 1 BN Lance Moore - WR (Det) 4
Arian Foster - RB (Mia) 0 BN Marvin Jones Jr. - WR (Det) 12
DeAngelo Williams - RB (Pit) 6 BN Mike Tolbert - RB (Buf) 2
Delanie Walker - TE (Ten) 0 BN Jacquizz Rodgers - RB (TB) 4
David Akers - K (Det) 0 BN Darren Sproles - RB (Phi) 5
Titans - DEF (Ten) -4 BN Seahawks - DEF (Sea) 5
104 OPTIMAL 86
Week 15 (Playoffs Semi-Final)
Y'all are Dicks 70 L
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 157
Rosters
Y'all are Dicks Pts Pos ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Pts
Peyton Manning - QB (Den) 21 QB Drew Brees - QB (NO) 21
Jordy Nelson - WR (Oak) 12 WR DeSean Jackson - WR (Bal) 25
Victor Cruz - WR (NYG) 2 WR Pierre Garcon - WR (SF) 18
Ted Ginn Jr. - WR (Chi) 2 WR Larry Fitzgerald - WR (Ari) 4
Ryan Mathews - RB (Phi) 18 RB Jamaal Charles - RB (Jax) 51
Fred Jackson - RB (Sea) 8 RB Knowshon Moreno - RB (Mia) 4
Charles Clay - TE (Ari) 0 TE Coby Fleener - TE (NO) 0
Garrett Hartley - K (Cle) 5 K Justin Tucker - K (Bal) 23
Bengals - DEF (Cin) 2 DEF Bears - DEF (Chi) 11
70 TOTAL 157
Eddie Royal - WR (Chi) 4 BN Marlon Brown - WR (Den) 3
Arian Foster - RB (Mia) 0 BN Terrance Williams - WR (Dal) 4
DeAngelo Williams - RB (Pit) 22 BN Cordarrelle Patterson - WR (Pit) 10
Delanie Walker - TE (Ten) 11 BN Joique Bell - RB (Det) 4
David Akers - K (Det) 5 BN Heath Miller - TE (Pit) 3
Titans - DEF (Ten) 1 BN Cowboys - DEF (Dal) 0
97 OPTIMAL 166
Week 16 (3rd Place Game)
2 transactions
Cordarrelle Patterson - WR (Pit) ← free agent
+7 pts
+0 wins

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Arian Foster - RB (Mia) → free agent
Sebastian Janikowski - K (Sea) ← free agent
+4 pts
+0 wins

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Garrett Hartley - K (Cle) → free agent
Y'all are Dicks 120 W
Daft Punt 87
Rosters
Y'all are Dicks Pts Pos Daft Punt Pts
Peyton Manning - QB (Den) 40 QB Tom Brady - QB (TB) 12
Cordarrelle Patterson - WR (Pit) 11 WR Anquan Boldin - WR (Det) 13
Ted Ginn Jr. - WR (Chi) 6 WR Rueben Randle - WR (NYG) 4
Jordy Nelson - WR (Oak) 4 WR Dwayne Bowe - WR (Cle) 4
Ryan Mathews - RB (Phi) 17 RB Eddie Lacy - RB (Sea) 20
DeAngelo Williams - RB (Pit) 12 RB Giovani Bernard - RB (TB) 6
Charles Clay - TE (Ari) 3 TE Vernon Davis - TE (Was) 0
Sebastian Janikowski - K (Sea) 8 K Stephen Gostkowski - K (Ten) 13
Bengals - DEF (Cin) 19 DEF Rams - DEF (STL) 15
120 TOTAL 87
Victor Cruz - WR (NYG) 0 BN Terrelle Pryor Sr. - QB (NYJ) 0
Eddie Royal - WR (Chi) 5 BN Doug Baldwin - WR (Sea) 0
Fred Jackson - RB (Sea) 17 BN Kenny Stills - WR (NO) 2
Delanie Walker - TE (Ten) 3 BN Emmanuel Sanders - WR (Buf) 6
David Akers - K (Det) 4 BN Trenton Richardson - RB (Ind) 5
Titans - DEF (Ten) 7 BN Shane Vereen - RB (NYG) 6
126 OPTIMAL 89

Transactions

Below are week-by-week evaluations of the 24 transactions (22 free agent pickups, 2 trades) Y'all are Dicks made during the 2013 season. Players contribute to the point difference each week if they would have been on the optimal starting roster. However, when considering the affect on the week's result, added players' points only count if they started in reality. Opponents' rosters are not adjusted in the evaluation.

September 21, 2013 (Week 3, Saturday) Back up to Week 3 ↑
Kellen Winslow - TE (NYJ) ← free agent
Points Result Points by Player (Started, Added, Dropped)
Week 3 0 No change (T) Winslow (TE): 0
Week 4 0 No change (W) Transaction undone: Winslow dropped.
TOTAL +0 Pts +0 Wins
September 21, 2013 (Week 3, Saturday) Back up to Week 3 ↑
Donnie Avery - WR (KC) ← free agent
Points Result Points by Player (Started, Added, Dropped)
Week 3 +12 No change (T) Avery (WR): 14
Week 4 +2 No change (W) Avery (WR): 2
Week 5 0 No change (W) Transaction undone: Avery dropped.
TOTAL +14 Pts +0 Wins
September 26, 2013 (Week 4, Thursday) Back up to Week 4 ↑
Sidney Rice - WR (Sea) ← free agent
Greg Little - WR (Cin) → free agent
Points Result Points by Player (Started, Added, Dropped)
Week 4 +1 No change (W) Rice (WR): 1, Little (WR): 0
Week 5 -3 No change (W) Rice (WR): 0, Little (WR): 7
Week 6 -1 No change (W) Rice (WR): 1, Little (WR): 7
Week 7 +5 No change (L) Rice (WR): 11, Little (WR): 4
Week 8 0 No change (W) Rice (WR): 0, Little (WR): 0
Week 9 -6 No change (L) Rice (WR): 0, Little (WR): 12
Week 10 0 No change (L) Rice (WR): 0, Little (WR): 0
Week 11 0 No change (W) Rice (WR): 0, Little (WR): 0
Week 12 -1 No change (L) Rice (WR): 0, Little (WR): 1
Week 13 -5 No change (L) Rice (WR): 0, Little (WR): 6
Week 14 0 No change (W) Rice (WR): 0, Little (WR): 1
Week 15 -4 No change (L) Rice (WR): 0, Little (WR): 6
Week 16 0 No change (W) Rice (WR): 0, Little (WR): 0
TOTAL -14 Pts +0 Wins
September 26, 2013 (Week 4, Thursday) Back up to Week 4 ↑
Jason Snelling - RB (Atl) ← free agent
Ryan Mathews - RB (Phi) → free agent
Points Result Points by Player (Started, Added, Dropped)
Week 4 -8 No change (W) Snelling (RB): 2, Mathews (RB): 10
Week 5 +2 No change (W) Snelling (RB): 8, Mathews (RB): 0
Week 6 0 No change (W) Snelling (RB): 0, Mathews (RB): 10
Week 7 -16 No change (L) Snelling (RB): 1, Mathews (RB): 17
Week 8 0 No change (W) Snelling (RB): 0, Mathews (RB): 0
Week 9 -1 No change (L) Snelling (RB): 0, Mathews (RB): 3
Week 10 -9 W → L Snelling (RB): 2, Mathews (RB): 11
Week 11 0 No change (W) Transaction undone: Snelling dropped, Mathews re-added.
TOTAL -32 Pts -1 Win
September 26, 2013 (Week 4, Thursday) Back up to Week 4 ↑
Scott Chandler - TE (NE) ← free agent
Kellen Winslow - TE (NYJ) → free agent
Points Result Points by Player (Started, Added, Dropped)
Week 4 -5 No change (W) Chandler (TE): 2, Winslow (TE): 7
Week 5 -2 No change (W) Chandler (TE): 4, Winslow (TE): 6
Week 6 +8 No change (W) Chandler (TE): 10, Winslow (TE): 0
Week 7 0 No change (L) Chandler (TE): 1, Winslow (TE): 0
Week 8 +7 No change (W) Chandler (TE): 7, Winslow (TE): 0
Week 9 +2 No change (L) Chandler (TE): 2, Winslow (TE): 0
Week 10 +2 No change (L) Chandler (TE): 2, Winslow (TE): 0
Week 11 0 No change (W) Chandler (TE): 4, Winslow (TE): 1
Week 12 0 No change (L) Chandler (TE): 0, Winslow (TE): 3
Week 13 +2 No change (L) Chandler (TE): 4, Winslow (TE): 2
Week 14 0 No change (W) Chandler (TE): 2, Winslow (TE): 6
Week 15 0 No change (L) Chandler (TE): 5, Winslow (TE): 1
Week 16 0 No change (W) Chandler (TE): 3, Winslow (TE): 3
TOTAL +14 Pts +0 Wins
October 3, 2013 (Week 5, Thursday) Back up to Week 5 ↑
Garrett Graham - TE (Hou) ← free agent
Kyle Rudolph - TE (TB) → free agent
Points Result Points by Player (Started, Added, Dropped)
Week 5 0 No change (W) Graham (TE): 1, Rudolph (TE): 0
Week 6 -5 No change (W) Graham (TE): 2, Rudolph (TE): 15
Week 7 +1 No change (L) Graham (TE): 3, Rudolph (TE): 2
Week 8 0 No change (W) Graham (TE): 0, Rudolph (TE): 5
Week 9 -5 No change (L) Graham (TE): 4, Rudolph (TE): 9
Week 10 0 No change (L) Graham (TE): 1, Rudolph (TE): 0
Week 11 +2 No change (W) Graham (TE): 17, Rudolph (TE): 0
Week 12 0 No change (L) Graham (TE): 3, Rudolph (TE): 0
Week 13 +3 No change (L) Graham (TE): 3, Rudolph (TE): 0
Week 14 0 No change (W) Graham (TE): 13, Rudolph (TE): 0
Week 15 0 No change (L) Graham (TE): 0, Rudolph (TE): 0
Week 16 0 No change (W) Graham (TE): 0, Rudolph (TE): 0
TOTAL -4 Pts +0 Wins
October 3, 2013 (Week 5, Thursday) Back up to Week 5 ↑
Nate Washington - WR (Hou) ← free agent
Donnie Avery - WR (KC) → free agent
Points Result Points by Player (Started, Added, Dropped)
Week 5 -5 No change (W) Washington (WR): 3, Avery (WR): 9
Week 6 0 No change (W) Washington (WR): 1, Avery (WR): -2
Week 7 0 No change (L) Washington (WR): 6, Avery (WR): 3
Week 8 0 No change (W) Washington (WR): 0, Avery (WR): 3
Week 9 0 No change (L) Washington (WR): 0, Avery (WR): 2
Week 10 0 No change (L) Washington (WR): 2, Avery (WR): 0
Week 11 0 No change (W) Washington (WR): 5, Avery (WR): 2
Week 12 -11 No change (L) Washington (WR): 4, Avery (WR): 15
Week 13 +7 No change (L) Washington (WR): 8, Avery (WR): 1
Week 14 +1 No change (W) Washington (WR): 2, Avery (WR): 0
Week 15 +6 No change (L) Washington (WR): 9, Avery (WR): 3
Week 16 +12 No change (W) Washington (WR): 17, Avery (WR): 3
TOTAL +10 Pts +0 Wins
October 3, 2013 (Week 5, Thursday) Back up to Week 5 ↑
Titans - DEF (Ten) ← free agent
Packers - DEF (GB) → free agent
Points Result Points by Player (Started, Added, Dropped)
Week 5 0 No change (W) Titans (DEF): 7, Packers (DEF): 9
Week 6 +5 No change (W) Titans (DEF): 13, Packers (DEF): 8
Week 7 -7 No change (L) Titans (DEF): 2, Packers (DEF): 9
Week 8 0 No change (W) Titans (DEF): 0, Packers (DEF): 2
Week 9 0 No change (L) Titans (DEF): 6, Packers (DEF): 3
Week 10 0 No change (L) Titans (DEF): 7, Packers (DEF): 5
Week 11 0 No change (W) Titans (DEF): 0, Packers (DEF): 6
Week 12 -3 No change (L) Titans (DEF): 5, Packers (DEF): 8
Week 13 0 No change (L) Titans (DEF): 7, Packers (DEF): 11
Week 14 -7 No change (W) Titans (DEF): -4, Packers (DEF): 6
Week 15 -1 No change (L) Titans (DEF): 1, Packers (DEF): 3
Week 16 0 No change (W) Titans (DEF): 7, Packers (DEF): 4
TOTAL -13 Pts +0 Wins
October 16, 2013 (Week 7, Wednesday) Back up to Week 7 ↑
Bilal Powell - RB (NYJ) ← free agent
Jason Snelling - RB (Atl) → free agent
Points Result Points by Player (Started, Added, Dropped)
Week 7 0 No change (L) Powell (RB): 0, Snelling (RB): 1
Week 8 +3 No change (W) Powell (RB): 3, Snelling (RB): 0
Week 9 +2 No change (L) Powell (RB): 2, Snelling (RB): 0
Week 10 0 No change (L) Powell (RB): 0, Snelling (RB): 2
Week 11 0 No change (W) Powell (RB): 2, Snelling (RB): 0
Week 12 +2 No change (L) Powell (RB): 6, Snelling (RB): 1
Week 13 0 No change (L) Powell (RB): 5, Snelling (RB): 0
Week 14 0 No change (W) Powell (RB): 3, Snelling (RB): 0
Week 15 0 No change (L) Powell (RB): 4, Snelling (RB): 0
Week 16 0 No change (W) Powell (RB): 7, Snelling (RB): 1
TOTAL +7 Pts +0 Wins
October 29, 2013 (Week 9, Tuesday) Back up to Week 9 ↑
Eddie Royal - WR (Chi) ← free agent
Garrett Graham - TE (Hou) → free agent
Points Result Points by Player (Started, Added, Dropped)
Week 9 +4 No change (L) Royal (WR): 11, Graham (TE): 4
Week 10 0 No change (L) Royal (WR): 3, Graham (TE): 1
Week 11 -2 No change (W) Royal (WR): 2, Graham (TE): 17
Week 12 +8 No change (L) Royal (WR): 8, Graham (TE): 3
Week 13 -3 No change (L) Royal (WR): 0, Graham (TE): 3
Week 14 +1 No change (W) Royal (WR): 1, Graham (TE): 13
Week 15 +2 No change (L) Royal (WR): 4, Graham (TE): 0
Week 16 +1 No change (W) Royal (WR): 5, Graham (TE): 0
TOTAL +11 Pts +0 Wins
October 29, 2013 (Week 9, Tuesday) Back up to Week 9 ↑
Adam Vinatieri - K (Ind) ← free agent
Points Result Points by Player (Started, Added, Dropped)
Week 9 +7 No change (L) Vinatieri (K): 7
Week 10 0 No change (L) Vinatieri (K): 0
Week 11 0 No change (W) Transaction undone: Vinatieri dropped.
TOTAL +7 Pts +0 Wins
October 29, 2013 (Week 9, Tuesday) Back up to Week 9 ↑
Jerricho Cotchery - WR (Car) ← free agent
Points Result Points by Player (Started, Added, Dropped)
Week 9 +22 No change (L) Cotchery (WR): 27
Week 10 +6 No change (L) Cotchery (WR): 9
Week 11 +8 No change (W) Cotchery (WR): 10
Week 12 0 No change (L) Cotchery (WR): 0
Week 13 0 No change (L) Transaction undone: Cotchery dropped.
TOTAL +36 Pts +0 Wins
November 5, 2013 (Week 10, Tuesday) Back up to Week 10 ↑
Roy Helu - RB (Oak) ← free agent
Nate Washington - WR (Hou) → free agent
Points Result Points by Player (Started, Added, Dropped)
Week 10 +2 No change (L) Helu (RB): 2, Washington (WR): 2
Week 11 +1 No change (W) Helu (RB): 4, Washington (WR): 5
Week 12 -4 No change (L) Helu (RB): 2, Washington (WR): 4
Week 13 -7 No change (L) Helu (RB): 3, Washington (WR): 8
Week 14 -1 No change (W) Helu (RB): 0, Washington (WR): 2
Week 15 -7 No change (L) Helu (RB): 0, Washington (WR): 9
Week 16 -12 No change (W) Helu (RB): 0, Washington (WR): 17
TOTAL -28 Pts +0 Wins
November 12, 2013 (Week 11, Tuesday) Back up to Week 11 ↑
Ryan Mathews - RB (Phi) Smokin' Reggie Bush
Steve Smith - WR (Bal) Smokin' Reggie Bush
Points Result Points by Player (Started, Added, Dropped)
Week 11 +10 No change (W) Mathews (RB): 13, Smith (WR): 6
Week 12 +2 No change (L) Mathews (RB): 12, Smith (WR): 6
Week 13 +2 No change (L) Mathews (RB): 9, Smith (WR): 5
Week 14 +7 No change (W) Mathews (RB): 19, Smith (WR): 10
Week 15 +10 No change (L) Mathews (RB): 18, Smith (WR): 2
Week 16 +5 No change (W) Mathews (RB): 17, Smith (WR): 4
TOTAL +36 Pts +0 Wins
November 12, 2013 (Week 11, Tuesday) Back up to Week 11 ↑
Nick Folk - K (NYJ) ← free agent
Adam Vinatieri - K (Ind) → free agent
Points Result Points by Player (Started, Added, Dropped)
Week 11 -6 No change (W) Folk (K): 2, Vinatieri (K): 15
Week 12 0 No change (L) Folk (K): 3, Vinatieri (K): 3
Week 13 -12 No change (L) Folk (K): 3, Vinatieri (K): 20
Week 14 +9 No change (W) Folk (K): 16, Vinatieri (K): 4
Week 15 -3 No change (L) Folk (K): 10, Vinatieri (K): 13
Week 16 -5 No change (W) Folk (K): 6, Vinatieri (K): 13
TOTAL -17 Pts +0 Wins
November 12, 2013 (Week 11, Tuesday) Back up to Week 11 ↑
Delanie Walker - TE (Ten) ← free agent
Scott Chandler - TE (NE) → free agent
Points Result Points by Player (Started, Added, Dropped)
Week 11 +11 No change (W) Walker (TE): 15, Chandler (TE): 4
Week 12 +4 No change (L) Walker (TE): 4, Chandler (TE): 0
Week 13 -4 No change (L) Walker (TE): 0, Chandler (TE): 4
Week 14 0 No change (W) Walker (TE): 0, Chandler (TE): 2
Week 15 +6 No change (L) Walker (TE): 11, Chandler (TE): 5
Week 16 0 No change (W) Walker (TE): 3, Chandler (TE): 3
TOTAL +17 Pts +0 Wins
November 14, 2013 (Week 11, Thursday) Back up to Week 11 ↑
Fred Jackson - RB (Sea) Pump and Dump
Philip Rivers - QB (Ind) Pump and Dump
Points Result Points by Player (Started, Added, Dropped)
Week 11 0 No change (W) Jackson (RB): 3, Rivers (QB): 15
Week 12 -17 No change (L) Jackson (RB): 0, Rivers (QB): 33
Week 13 +16 No change (L) Jackson (RB): 19, Rivers (QB): 14
Week 14 0 No change (W) Jackson (RB): 3, Rivers (QB): 25
Week 15 0 No change (L) Jackson (RB): 8, Rivers (QB): 18
Week 16 +5 No change (W) Jackson (RB): 17, Rivers (QB): 10
TOTAL +4 Pts +0 Wins
November 19, 2013 (Week 12, Tuesday) Back up to Week 12 ↑
Titans - DEF (Ten) ← free agent
Roy Helu - RB (Oak) → free agent
Points Result Points by Player (Started, Added, Dropped)
Week 12 +5 No change (L) Titans (DEF): 5, Helu (RB): 2
Week 13 0 No change (L) Titans (DEF): 7, Helu (RB): 3
Week 14 0 No change (W) Titans (DEF): -4, Helu (RB): 0
Week 15 0 No change (L) Titans (DEF): 1, Helu (RB): 0
Week 16 0 No change (W) Titans (DEF): 7, Helu (RB): 0
TOTAL +5 Pts +0 Wins
November 28, 2013 (Week 13, Thursday) Back up to Week 13 ↑
Ted Ginn Jr. - WR (Chi) ← free agent
Jerricho Cotchery - WR (Car) → free agent
Points Result Points by Player (Started, Added, Dropped)
Week 13 +4 No change (L) Ginn (WR): 10, Cotchery (WR): 6
Week 14 -10 No change (W) Ginn (WR): 0, Cotchery (WR): 11
Week 15 0 No change (L) Ginn (WR): 2, Cotchery (WR): 0
Week 16 +2 No change (W) Ginn (WR): 6, Cotchery (WR): 0
TOTAL -4 Pts +0 Wins
December 1, 2013 (Week 13, Sunday) Back up to Week 13 ↑
Jonathan Stewart - RB (NYG) ← free agent
Bilal Powell - RB (NYJ) → free agent
Points Result Points by Player (Started, Added, Dropped)
Week 13 0 No change (L) Stewart (RB): 3, Powell (RB): 5
Week 14 0 No change (W) Stewart (RB): 2, Powell (RB): 3
Week 15 0 No change (L) Stewart (RB): 0, Powell (RB): 4
Week 16 0 No change (W) Stewart (RB): 0, Powell (RB): 7
TOTAL +0 Pts +0 Wins
December 3, 2013 (Week 14, Tuesday) Back up to Week 14 ↑
Charles Clay - TE (Ari) ← free agent
Jonathan Stewart - RB (NYG) → free agent
Points Result Points by Player (Started, Added, Dropped)
Week 14 +21 No change (W) Clay (TE): 21, Stewart (RB): 2
Week 15 0 No change (L) Clay (TE): 0, Stewart (RB): 0
Week 16 0 No change (W) Clay (TE): 3, Stewart (RB): 0
TOTAL +21 Pts +0 Wins
December 4, 2013 (Week 14, Wednesday) Back up to Week 14 ↑
Garrett Hartley - K (Cle) ← free agent
Nick Folk - K (NYJ) → free agent
Points Result Points by Player (Started, Added, Dropped)
Week 14 -9 No change (W) Hartley (K): 7, Folk (K): 16
Week 15 -5 No change (L) Hartley (K): 5, Folk (K): 10
Week 16 0 No change (W) Hartley (K): 0, Folk (K): 6
TOTAL -14 Pts +0 Wins
December 19, 2013 (Week 16, Thursday) Back up to Week 16 ↑
Cordarrelle Patterson - WR (Pit) ← free agent
Arian Foster - RB (Mia) → free agent
Points Result Points by Player (Started, Added, Dropped)
Week 16 +7 No change (W) Patterson (WR): 11, Foster (RB): 0
TOTAL +7 Pts +0 Wins
December 19, 2013 (Week 16, Thursday) Back up to Week 16 ↑
Sebastian Janikowski - K (Sea) ← free agent
Garrett Hartley - K (Cle) → free agent
Points Result Points by Player (Started, Added, Dropped)
Week 16 +4 No change (W) Janikowski (K): 8, Hartley (K): 0
TOTAL +4 Pts +0 Wins