2013

The Emoticons

10th place (5-9-0) 1,051 points

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The Emoticons finished the 2013 season in 10th place after a regular season 10th place finish with 1,051 points and a 5-9-0 record. The Emoticons drafted 1st and made 1 transaction throughout the season.

Week 1
The Emoticons 130 W
Refrigerator Raiders 68
Rosters
The Emoticons Pts Pos Refrigerator Raiders Pts
Michael Vick - QB (Pit) 29 QB Matt Ryan - QB (Ind) 23
Demaryius Thomas - WR (NE) 28 WR Randall Cobb - WR (NYJ) 16
Reggie Wayne - WR (Ind) 15 WR Greg Jennings - WR (Mia) 3
Marques Colston - WR (NO) 12 WR Mike Wallace - WR (Phi) 1
Adrian Peterson - RB (Sea) 28 RB Doug Martin - RB (Oak) 10
David Wilson - RB (NYG) -3 RB Maurice Jones-Drew - RB (Oak) 4
Jermichael Finley - TE (GB) 11 TE Antonio Gates - TE (SD) 4
Matt Bryant - K (Atl) 5 K Kai Forbath - K (STL) 3
Patriots - DEF (NE) 5 DEF Steelers - DEF (Pit) 4
130 TOTAL 68
Eli Manning - QB (NYG) 36 BN Matt Schaub - QB (Atl) 29
Ryan Broyles - WR (Det) 0 BN Sidney Rice - WR (Sea) 3
Darrius Heyward-Bey - WR (Pit) 3 BN Isaac Redman - RB (Pit) -2
Bernard Pierce - RB (Jax) 2 BN Montee Ball - RB (Den) 2
Julius Thomas - TE (Mia) 23 BN Darren Sproles - RB (Phi) 10
Buccaneers - DEF (TB) 10 BN Justin Tucker - K (Bal) 9
159 OPTIMAL 88
Week 2
The Emoticons 97 W
Cat In A Wet Suit 93
Rosters
The Emoticons Pts Pos Cat In A Wet Suit Pts
Michael Vick - QB (Pit) 38 QB Cam Newton - QB (Car) 20
Marques Colston - WR (NO) 6 WR Julio Jones - WR (Phi) 24
Demaryius Thomas - WR (NE) 5 WR Kenbrell Thompkins - WR (NYJ) 4
Reggie Wayne - WR (Ind) 4 WR Mike Williams - WR (Buf) 0
Adrian Peterson - RB (Sea) 8 RB Chris Johnson - RB (Ari) 9
David Wilson - RB (NYG) 1 RB Jacquizz Rodgers - RB (TB) 3
Jermichael Finley - TE (GB) 12 TE Greg Olsen - TE (Sea) 14
Matt Bryant - K (Atl) 7 K Dan Bailey - K (Min) 14
Patriots - DEF (NE) 16 DEF Panthers - DEF (Car) 5
97 TOTAL 93
Eli Manning - QB (NYG) 12 BN Kenny Britt - WR (NE) 2
Ryan Broyles - WR (Det) 0 BN Leonard Hankerson - WR (Buf) 3
Darrius Heyward-Bey - WR (Pit) 1 BN Jerome Simpson - WR (SF) 4
Bernard Pierce - RB (Jax) 11 BN T.Y. Hilton - WR (Dal) 12
Julius Thomas - TE (Mia) 10 BN Danny Woodhead - RB (Bal) 5
Buccaneers - DEF (TB) 15 BN Seahawks - DEF (Sea) 22
107 OPTIMAL 124
Week 3
The Emoticons 80 L
First Blood 86
Rosters
The Emoticons Pts Pos First Blood Pts
Michael Vick - QB (Pit) 17 QB Alex Smith - QB (Was) 13
Demaryius Thomas - WR (NE) 9 WR Brian Hartline - WR (Cle) 11
Marques Colston - WR (NO) 7 WR Steve Johnson - WR (SD) 10
Reggie Wayne - WR (Ind) 5 WR Vincent Jackson - WR (TB) 3
Adrian Peterson - RB (Sea) 14 RB Matt Forte - RB (NYJ) 16
David Wilson - RB (NYG) 3 RB Alfred Morris - RB (NYG) 13
Jermichael Finley - TE (GB) 0 TE Tony Gonzalez - TE (Atl) 2
Matt Bryant - K (Atl) 13 K Matt Prater - K (Buf) 17
Patriots - DEF (NE) 12 DEF 49ers - DEF (SF) 1
80 TOTAL 86
Eli Manning - QB (NYG) 3 BN Russell Wilson - QB (NYG) 29
Ryan Broyles - WR (Det) 3 BN Danny Amendola - WR (Hou) 0
Darrius Heyward-Bey - WR (Pit) 5 BN Alshon Jeffery - WR (Phi) 5
Bernard Pierce - RB (Jax) 12 BN Santana Moss - WR (Was) 7
Julius Thomas - TE (Mia) 9 BN Daryl Richardson - RB (Pit) 0
Buccaneers - DEF (TB) 5 BN Vikings - DEF (Min) 10
98 OPTIMAL 115
Week 4
The Emoticons 116 W
Pump and Dump 98
Rosters
The Emoticons Pts Pos Pump and Dump Pts
Michael Vick - QB (Pit) 13 QB Jay Cutler - QB (Mia) 20
Demaryius Thomas - WR (NE) 20 WR Dwayne Bowe - WR (Cle) 11
Reggie Wayne - WR (Ind) 16 WR Calvin Johnson - WR (Det) 10
Marques Colston - WR (NO) 9 WR Cecil Shorts - WR (TB) 6
Adrian Peterson - RB (Sea) 26 RB DeMarco Murray - RB (Ten) 9
David Wilson - RB (NYG) 5 RB Darren McFadden - RB (Dal) 2
Julius Thomas - TE (Mia) 4 TE Martellus Bennett - TE (GB) 9
Matt Bryant - K (Atl) 12 K Garrett Hartley - K (Cle) 8
Buccaneers - DEF (TB) 11 DEF Colts - DEF (Ind) 23
116 TOTAL 98
Eli Manning - QB (NYG) 9 BN Aaron Rodgers - QB (Pit) 0
Ryan Broyles - WR (Det) 0 BN Chris Givens - WR (Bal) 4
Darrius Heyward-Bey - WR (Pit) 3 BN Kendall Wright - WR (Ari) 5
Bernard Pierce - RB (Jax) 0 BN Giovani Bernard - RB (TB) 6
Jermichael Finley - TE (GB) 0 BN Fred Jackson - RB (Sea) 14
Patriots - DEF (NE) 4 BN Charles Clay - TE (Ari) 10
116 OPTIMAL 111
Week 5
The Emoticons 76 L
West Coast Defence 85
Rosters
The Emoticons Pts Pos West Coast Defence Pts
Michael Vick - QB (Pit) 11 QB Colin Kaepernick - QB (SF) 11
Reggie Wayne - WR (Ind) 8 WR Denarius Moore - WR (Buf) 14
Demaryius Thomas - WR (NE) 5 WR Eric Decker - WR (Ten) 12
Marques Colston - WR (NO) 1 WR Wes Welker - WR (STL) 10
David Wilson - RB (NYG) 7 RB LeSean McCoy - RB (TB) 14
Bernard Pierce - RB (Jax) 4 RB Lamar Miller - RB (NO) 1
Julius Thomas - TE (Mia) 24 TE Jared Cook - TE (SD) 2
Matt Bryant - K (Atl) 4 K Stephen Hauschka - K (Jax) 17
Patriots - DEF (NE) 12 DEF Bills - DEF (Buf) 4
76 TOTAL 85
Eli Manning - QB (NYG) 19 BN Andy Dalton - QB (Car) 8
Darrius Heyward-Bey - WR (Pit) 0 BN Eddie Royal - WR (Chi) 0
Ryan Broyles - WR (Det) 2 BN Roddy White - WR (Atl) 4
Adrian Peterson - RB (Sea) 0 BN Stevan Ridley - RB (Pit) 0
Jermichael Finley - TE (GB) 3 BN Le'Veon Bell - RB (TB) 0
Buccaneers - DEF (TB) 0 BN Cowboys - DEF (Dal) 0
85 OPTIMAL 85
Week 6
The Emoticons 31 L
Y'all are Dicks 96
Rosters
The Emoticons Pts Pos Y'all are Dicks Pts
Michael Vick - QB (Pit) 0 QB Peyton Manning - QB (Den) 17
Reggie Wayne - WR (Ind) 8 WR Jordy Nelson - WR (Oak) 17
Demaryius Thomas - WR (NE) 7 WR Steve Smith - WR (Bal) 8
Marques Colston - WR (NO) 1 WR Victor Cruz - WR (NYG) 6
Bernard Pierce - RB (Jax) 2 RB Arian Foster - RB (Mia) 19
David Wilson - RB (NYG) 0 RB DeAngelo Williams - RB (Pit) 11
Julius Thomas - TE (Mia) 8 TE Garrett Graham - TE (Hou) 2
Matt Bryant - K (Atl) 0 K David Akers - K (Det) 9
Patriots - DEF (NE) 5 DEF Bengals - DEF (Cin) 7
31 TOTAL 96
Eli Manning - QB (NYG) 9 BN Philip Rivers - QB (Ind) 15
Ryan Broyles - WR (Det) 0 BN Nate Washington - WR (Hou) 1
Darrius Heyward-Bey - WR (Pit) 1 BN Sidney Rice - WR (Sea) 1
Adrian Peterson - RB (Sea) 8 BN Jason Snelling - RB (Atl) 0
Jermichael Finley - TE (GB) 7 BN Scott Chandler - TE (NE) 10
Buccaneers - DEF (TB) 2 BN Titans - DEF (Ten) 13
48 OPTIMAL 110
Week 7
The Emoticons 49 W
FilipFuckinRivers 41
Rosters
The Emoticons Pts Pos FilipFuckinRivers Pts
Michael Vick - QB (Pit) 0 QB Tony Romo - QB (Dal) 14
Demaryius Thomas - WR (NE) 14 WR Golden Tate - WR (Ten) 7
Reggie Wayne - WR (Ind) 5 WR Torrey Smith - WR (Car) 6
Marques Colston - WR (NO) 0 WR Antonio Brown - WR (TB) 5
Bernard Pierce - RB (Jax) 1 RB C.J. Spiller - RB (KC) 1
David Wilson - RB (NYG) 0 RB Steven Jackson - RB (NE) 0
Julius Thomas - TE (Mia) 10 TE Jimmy Graham - TE (NO) 0
Matt Bryant - K (Atl) 7 K Phil Dawson - K (Ari) 8
Patriots - DEF (NE) 12 DEF Broncos - DEF (Den) 0
49 TOTAL 41
Eli Manning - QB (NYG) 14 BN Sam Bradford - QB (Ari) 14
Ryan Broyles - WR (Det) 1 BN Brandon LaFell - WR (Oak) 3
Darrius Heyward-Bey - WR (Pit) 13 BN Michael Floyd - WR (Was) 7
Adrian Peterson - RB (Sea) 4 BN Chris Ivory - RB (Buf) 10
Jermichael Finley - TE (GB) 13 BN Brandon Myers - TE (TB) 1
Buccaneers - DEF (TB) 2 BN Chargers - DEF (SD) 15
83 OPTIMAL 69
Week 8
1 transaction
➕ Pierre Thomas - RB (SF) ← free agent
+49 pts
+0 wins

See week-by-week eval
➖ David Wilson - RB (NYG) → free agent
The Emoticons 59 L
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 111
Rosters
The Emoticons Pts Pos ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Pts
Michael Vick - QB (Pit) -1 QB Drew Brees - QB (NO) 43
Demaryius Thomas - WR (NE) 13 WR Larry Fitzgerald - WR (Ari) 10
Marques Colston - WR (NO) 1 WR DeSean Jackson - WR (Bal) 6
Ryan Broyles - WR (Det) 0 WR Pierre Garcon - WR (SF) 4
Adrian Peterson - RB (Sea) 14 RB Knowshon Moreno - RB (Mia) 18
Pierre Thomas - RB (SF) 8 RB Jamaal Charles - RB (Jax) 11
Julius Thomas - TE (Mia) 2 TE Heath Miller - TE (Pit) 1
Matt Bryant - K (Atl) 7 K Nick Folk - K (NYJ) 13
Patriots - DEF (NE) 15 DEF Falcons - DEF (Atl) 5
59 TOTAL 111
Eli Manning - QB (NYG) 9 BN Robert Griffin III - QB (Bal) 5
Reggie Wayne - WR (Ind) 0 BN Marlon Brown - WR (Den) 0
Darrius Heyward-Bey - WR (Pit) 0 BN Terrance Williams - WR (Dal) 12
Bernard Pierce - RB (Jax) 0 BN Brandon Bolden - RB (Oak) 8
Jermichael Finley - TE (GB) 0 BN Joique Bell - RB (Det) 11
Buccaneers - DEF (TB) 2 BN Coby Fleener - TE (NO) 0
69 OPTIMAL 119
Week 9
The Emoticons 45 L
Smokin' Reggie Bush 51
Rosters
The Emoticons Pts Pos Smokin' Reggie Bush Pts
Michael Vick - QB (Pit) 0 QB Matthew Stafford - QB (STL) 0
Demaryius Thomas - WR (NE) 0 WR A.J. Green - WR (Ari) 12
Ryan Broyles - WR (Det) 0 WR Greg Jennings - WR (Mia) 5
Marques Colston - WR (NO) 0 WR Julian Edelman - WR (NE) 1
Adrian Peterson - RB (Sea) 23 RB Ray Rice - RB (Bal) 3
Pierre Thomas - RB (SF) 8 RB Reggie Bush - RB (Buf) 0
Julius Thomas - TE (Mia) 0 TE Jason Witten - TE (Oak) 16
Matt Bryant - K (Atl) 4 K Stephen Gostkowski - K (Ten) 13
Patriots - DEF (NE) 10 DEF Steelers - DEF (Pit) 1
45 TOTAL 51
Eli Manning - QB (NYG) 0 BN Joe Flacco - QB (Cin) 24
Reggie Wayne - WR (Ind) 0 BN Tavon Austin - WR (Buf) 0
Darrius Heyward-Bey - WR (Pit) 1 BN Andre Johnson - WR (Ten) 40
Bernard Pierce - RB (Jax) 1 BN Maurice Jones-Drew - RB (Oak) 0
Jermichael Finley - TE (GB) 0 BN Ryan Mathews - RB (Phi) 3
Buccaneers - DEF (TB) 6 BN Jermaine Gresham - TE (Ari) 3
46 OPTIMAL 117
Week 10
The Emoticons 106 W
Daft Punt 44
Rosters
The Emoticons Pts Pos Daft Punt Pts
Michael Vick - QB (Pit) 0 QB Terrelle Pryor Sr. - QB (NYJ) 7
Demaryius Thomas - WR (NE) 28 WR Doug Baldwin - WR (Sea) 7
Marques Colston - WR (NO) 16 WR Emmanuel Sanders - WR (Buf) 3
Ryan Broyles - WR (Det) 0 WR Anquan Boldin - WR (Det) 2
Pierre Thomas - RB (SF) 22 RB Eddie Lacy - RB (Sea) 8
Adrian Peterson - RB (Sea) 19 RB Trenton Richardson - RB (Ind) 3
Julius Thomas - TE (Mia) 15 TE Vernon Davis - TE (Was) 0
Matt Bryant - K (Atl) 6 K Blair Walsh - K (Sea) 11
Patriots - DEF (NE) 0 DEF Colts - DEF (Ind) 3
106 TOTAL 44
Eli Manning - QB (NYG) 9 BN Tom Brady - QB (TB) 0
Reggie Wayne - WR (Ind) 0 BN Dwayne Bowe - WR (Cle) 0
Darrius Heyward-Bey - WR (Pit) 3 BN Rueben Randle - WR (NYG) 11
Bernard Pierce - RB (Jax) 4 BN Kenny Stills - WR (NO) 13
Jermichael Finley - TE (GB) 0 BN Shane Vereen - RB (NYG) 0
Buccaneers - DEF (TB) 7 BN Giovani Bernard - RB (TB) 14
125 OPTIMAL 74
Week 11
The Emoticons 56 L
Dirtbags 72
Rosters
The Emoticons Pts Pos Dirtbags Pts
Michael Vick - QB (Pit) 0 QB Andrew Luck - QB (Ind) 18
Demaryius Thomas - WR (NE) 12 WR Wes Welker - WR (STL) 7
Marques Colston - WR (NO) 8 WR Hakeem Nicks - WR (NYG) 5
Ryan Broyles - WR (Det) 0 WR Brandon Marshall - WR (Sea) 4
Pierre Thomas - RB (SF) 7 RB Marshawn Lynch - RB (Sea) 23
Adrian Peterson - RB (Sea) 6 RB Frank Gore - RB (NYJ) 4
Julius Thomas - TE (Mia) 10 TE Jordan Cameron - TE (Mia) 2
Matt Bryant - K (Atl) 10 K Alex Henery - K (Det) 6
Patriots - DEF (NE) 3 DEF Ravens - DEF (Bal) 3
56 TOTAL 72
Eli Manning - QB (NYG) 15 BN Ben Roethlisberger - QB (Pit) 39
Reggie Wayne - WR (Ind) 0 BN Jarrett Boykin - WR (GB) 9
Darrius Heyward-Bey - WR (Pit) 1 BN Jonathan Stewart - RB (NYG) 1
Bernard Pierce - RB (Jax) 1 BN BenJarvus Green-Ellis - RB (Cin) 6
Jermichael Finley - TE (GB) 0 BN Charles Clay - TE (Ari) 15
Buccaneers - DEF (TB) 16 BN Saints - DEF (NO) 6
85 OPTIMAL 116
Week 12
The Emoticons 79 L
Refrigerator Raiders 80
Rosters
The Emoticons Pts Pos Refrigerator Raiders Pts
Eli Manning - QB (NYG) 18 QB Matt Ryan - QB (Ind) 12
Demaryius Thomas - WR (NE) 10 WR Josh Gordon - WR (Ten) 29
Marques Colston - WR (NO) 4 WR Keenan Allen - WR (SD) 12
Ryan Broyles - WR (Det) 0 WR James Jones - WR (GB) 8
Adrian Peterson - RB (Sea) 18 RB Zac Stacy - RB (NYJ) 15
Pierre Thomas - RB (SF) 12 RB Ben Tate - RB (Min) 2
Julius Thomas - TE (Mia) 0 TE Antonio Gates - TE (SD) 2
Matt Bryant - K (Atl) 7 K Adam Vinatieri - K (Ind) 3
Patriots - DEF (NE) 10 DEF Chiefs - DEF (KC) -3
79 TOTAL 80
Michael Vick - QB (Pit) 0 BN Nick Foles - QB (Ind) 0
Reggie Wayne - WR (Ind) 0 BN Riley Cooper - WR (Phi) 0
Darrius Heyward-Bey - WR (Pit) 4 BN Miles Austin - WR (Phi) 1
Bernard Pierce - RB (Jax) 3 BN Bobby Rainey - RB (Bal) 3
Jermichael Finley - TE (GB) 0 BN Danny Woodhead - RB (Bal) 18
Buccaneers - DEF (TB) 20 BN Jordan Reed - TE (SF) 0
93 OPTIMAL 96
Week 13
The Emoticons 61 L
Cat In A Wet Suit 100
Rosters
The Emoticons Pts Pos Cat In A Wet Suit Pts
Eli Manning - QB (NYG) 13 QB Cam Newton - QB (Car) 30
Demaryius Thomas - WR (NE) 10 WR Rod Streater - WR (Cle) 5
Marques Colston - WR (NO) 2 WR T.Y. Hilton - WR (Dal) 4
Ryan Broyles - WR (Det) 0 WR Lance Moore - WR (Det) 1
Adrian Peterson - RB (Sea) 21 RB Chris Johnson - RB (Ari) 15
Pierre Thomas - RB (SF) 2 RB Donald Brown - RB (SD) 12
Julius Thomas - TE (Mia) 0 TE Greg Olsen - TE (Sea) 8
Matt Bryant - K (Atl) 11 K Robbie Gould - K (SF) 9
Patriots - DEF (NE) 2 DEF Panthers - DEF (Car) 16
61 TOTAL 100
Michael Vick - QB (Pit) 0 BN Marvin Jones Jr. - WR (Det) 1
Reggie Wayne - WR (Ind) 0 BN Kenbrell Thompkins - WR (NYJ) 1
Darrius Heyward-Bey - WR (Pit) 1 BN Jacquizz Rodgers - RB (TB) 2
Bernard Pierce - RB (Jax) 3 BN Darren Sproles - RB (Phi) 4
Jermichael Finley - TE (GB) 0 BN Mike Tolbert - RB (Buf) 8
Buccaneers - DEF (TB) 4 BN Seahawks - DEF (Sea) 13
65 OPTIMAL 100
Week 14
The Emoticons 66 L
First Blood 107
Rosters
The Emoticons Pts Pos First Blood Pts
Eli Manning - QB (NYG) 12 QB Russell Wilson - QB (NYG) 11
Marques Colston - WR (NO) 24 WR Alshon Jeffery - WR (Phi) 14
Demaryius Thomas - WR (NE) 14 WR Vincent Jackson - WR (TB) 13
Ryan Broyles - WR (Det) 0 WR Brian Hartline - WR (Cle) 11
Pierre Thomas - RB (SF) 2 RB Matt Forte - RB (NYJ) 23
Adrian Peterson - RB (Sea) 1 RB Alfred Morris - RB (NYG) 3
Julius Thomas - TE (Mia) 9 TE Tony Gonzalez - TE (Atl) 8
Matt Bryant - K (Atl) 3 K Matt Prater - K (Buf) 17
Patriots - DEF (NE) 1 DEF 49ers - DEF (SF) 7
66 TOTAL 107
Michael Vick - QB (Pit) 0 BN Alex Smith - QB (Was) 17
Reggie Wayne - WR (Ind) 0 BN Santana Moss - WR (Was) 3
Darrius Heyward-Bey - WR (Pit) 2 BN Steve Johnson - WR (SD) 6
Bernard Pierce - RB (Jax) 1 BN Danny Amendola - WR (Hou) 9
Jermichael Finley - TE (GB) 0 BN Daryl Richardson - RB (Pit) 0
Buccaneers - DEF (TB) 24 BN Vikings - DEF (Min) 7
91 OPTIMAL 113

Transactions

Below are week-by-week evaluations of the 1 transactions (1 free agent pickup) The Emoticons made during the 2013 season. Players contribute to the point difference each week if they would have been on the optimal starting roster. However, when considering the affect on the week's result, added players' points only count if they started in reality. Opponents' rosters are not adjusted in the evaluation.

October 25, 2013 (Week 8, Friday) Back up to Week 8 ↑
➕ Pierre Thomas - RB (SF) ← free agent
➖ David Wilson - RB (NYG) → free agent
Points Result Points by Player (Started, Added, Dropped)
Week 8 +8 No change (L) Thomas (RB): 8, Wilson (RB): 0
Week 9 +7 No change (L) Thomas (RB): 8, Wilson (RB): 0
Week 10 +18 No change (W) Thomas (RB): 22, Wilson (RB): 0
Week 11 +6 No change (L) Thomas (RB): 7, Wilson (RB): 0
Week 12 +9 No change (L) Thomas (RB): 12, Wilson (RB): 0
Week 13 0 No change (L) Thomas (RB): 2, Wilson (RB): 0
Week 14 +1 No change (L) Thomas (RB): 2, Wilson (RB): 0
TOTAL +49 Pts +0 Wins